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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    haha orphane your league posts

    rarely have i seen someone make frustrated, recurrent posts where they actually came off as the bad guy

    you filthy tryhard

    I am fully aware of how my league posts sounded! And yet, would you not recommend 20 lashes and a night in thr pillory for someone who built blade of the ruined king on pantheon?

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Fuck guys I just did a reality check and this isn't reality

    What do I do?

    nothing

    the abyss swallows you

    Looks like your reality check

    just bounced

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    my parents never got divorced can you even imagine

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Does no one read my post? Well Ares did because he pays attention.

    I am in Castle Rock, the opposite side of Denver from you Chu. Like 25-30 minutes south of Denver between Denver and the Spring.

    I am hear till Sunday evening. A chunk with friends like I have plans Wednesday and Thursday. Friday is Star Trek with the folks and I have no car just their cars so getting around is a bit harder.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    my parents divorced when I was 5 and one of my most vivid memories is my mom telling my dad she wanted a divorced

    I dunno if we want to have a "who has the most disturbing childhood memories from their parents' divorce" competition.

    oh I wasn't trying to have a contest, more of a tag onto you dont want your kids to remember it

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    My parents got divorced like 3 years ago and now they both seem vastly happier though my dad's a bit more uppity than he used to be

    All 4 of them want too many material things and sometimes it grosses me out a little

    But I get it

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm really struggling here.

    To follow up on my non-hypothetical from the last chat, how does this sound:

    "Hey, <name>. I really hate to ask this because I was looking forward to meeting up with you tonight but I'm not feeling that great - I didn't sleep very well last night. I was hoping I could shake it off by now but... well, I'd rather meet up with you tomorrow if possible?"

    Just say you really feel like shit. "I didn't sleep well" is a weak excuse to break a date.

    How's this?

    "Hey, <name>. You may end up hating me for this, but I've come down with something and can't make it out tonight. Are you free tomorrow instead? If not, how about <other day>?"

    Fall on your sword, make it short and to the point, don't use a weak excuse like a little lack of sleep, and for god's sake don't use any ellipses.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Does no one read my post? Well Ares did because he pays attention.

    I am in Castle Rock, the opposite side of Denver from you Chu. Like 25-30 minutes south of Denver between Denver and the Spring.

    I am hear till Sunday evening. A chunk with friends like I have plans Wednesday and Thursday. Friday is Star Trek with the folks and I have no car just their cars so getting around is a bit harder.

    no i didn't read your posts because i couldn't see through the tears of not being invited to hang out

    *cries uglily*

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    my parents never got divorced can you even imagine

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    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    okay car question

    when I depress my clutch I am getting rougher feedback through my foot than I am used to, bot on the engage and disengage

    I am used to some feeling as it engages and a bit more if I am feathering with gas, but this feels hmm -- a little grittier?

    is this a car trub

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    My parents divorced when I was 21 and I had to be the one to tell my dad my mom was seeing someone else because he had no idea.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    my parents never got divorced can you even imagine

    ...should we tell him guys?

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm getting a divorce.

    This is a good thing, I've decided.


    c41.gif

    love & hugs

    always remember u are welcome to have my room

    I'm not sure if you know how close I am to taking you up on that <3

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    my parents never got married. my bio mom said, your dad threw me down some stairs so i decided to have you without him and then i was kind of as mentally ill child so i gave you to family and there you are. my bio dad said ok yeah i was pretty bad on drugs but i didn't throw her down stairs, that's just a lie she tells to rationalize having a mental break, running away, and giving you up.

    so i am a bastard, it's worked out p ok for me.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    this whole line of convo is really putting a damper on my overwhelming desire to post this gif

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    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My childhood was pretty good.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this whole line of convo is really putting a damper on my overwhelming desire to post this gif

    tumblr_m5qmp7iMtt1r84nrbo2_250.gif

    It's putting a damper on my desire to reply to this gif, too.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this whole line of convo is really putting a damper on my overwhelming desire to post this gif

    tumblr_m5qmp7iMtt1r84nrbo2_250.gif

    No that's perfect

    that's so me right now

    pipe, furrowed brow, tiara, mustache

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm really struggling here.

    To follow up on my non-hypothetical from the last chat, how does this sound:

    "Hey, <name>. I really hate to ask this because I was looking forward to meeting up with you tonight but I'm not feeling that great - I didn't sleep very well last night. I was hoping I could shake it off by now but... well, I'd rather meet up with you tomorrow if possible?"

    Just say you really feel like shit. "I didn't sleep well" is a weak excuse to break a date.

    How's this?

    "Hey, <name>. You may end up hating me for this, but I've come down with something and can't make it out tonight. Are you free tomorrow instead? If not, how about <other day>?"

    Fall on your sword, make it short and to the point, don't use a weak excuse like a little lack of sleep, and for god's sake don't use any ellipses.

    I'm probably overanalyzing, but the reason I would want to say I didn't sleep well is because:

    a) I don't want to give the impression that I'm sick because I'm asking her to reschedule for tomorrow. If I am sick, is it really a good idea to meet me tomorrow? Plus, she has a baby.
    b) It's the truth. I didn't sleep well which is 100% why I feel like crap today.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I was raised by a cup of coffee.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My parents got divorced like 3 years ago and now they both seem vastly happier though my dad's a bit more uppity than he used to be

    All 4 of them want too many material things and sometimes it grosses me out a little

    But I get it

    You'll feel better if we go shopping

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my parents never got married. my bio mom said, your dad threw me down some stairs so i decided to have you without him and then i was kind of as mentally ill child so i gave you to family and there you are. my bio dad said ok yeah i was pretty bad on drugs but i didn't throw her down stairs, that's just a lie she tells to rationalize having a mental break, running away, and giving you up.

    so i am a bastard, it's worked out p ok for me.

    john........

    snow??

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    How about this:
    I'm really sorry to ask this last minute since I was looking forward to seeing you today, but is there any chance we could meet tomorrow instead? I 'm not feeling that great today. I really want to see you but I'd rather be in tip-top shape.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    okay car question

    when I depress my clutch I am getting rougher feedback through my foot than I am used to, bot on the engage and disengage

    I am used to some feeling as it engages and a bit more if I am feathering with gas, but this feels hmm -- a little grittier?

    is this a car trub

    i don't know much about clutch assemblies because i am a boring driver but my guess would be things like hydraulic fluid needs to be topped off/changed if you have a hydraulic clutch

    or maybe like a bad bearing or something

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this whole line of convo is really putting a damper on my overwhelming desire to post this gif

    tumblr_m5qmp7iMtt1r84nrbo2_250.gif

    No that's perfect

    that's so me right now

    pipe, furrowed brow, tiara, mustache

    tumblr_n1uat21XCE1sxbhcvo1_400.gif

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2016
    on the bright side, my bio mom giving me up instead of coming back to raise me together with family in murrika meant i got an interesting upbringing in israel and got to travel a lot as a sprat and give me a conversation piece with boring white americans.

    on the dim side, my bio mom giving me up meant i had to get raised by super violent, foreboding religious survivalists for years which left an indelible print on my brain. also it served a stark reminder that your bio dad can abandon and dodge you even in a country the size of new jersey with fewer people than nyc. feels bad man.

    Organichu on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    it seems like divorce shouldn't be as traumatic for kids these days because it's so common

    I wonder if it's a cultural thing because of the emphasis we place on forever marriages or if it's just always gonna be rough for kids because they are babs and don't understand grown up shit

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    How about this:
    I'm really sorry to ask this last minute since I was looking forward to seeing you today, but is there any chance we could meet tomorrow instead? I 'm not feeling that great today. I really want to see you but I'd rather be in tip-top shape.

    the longer you wait the more its gonna feel like a blow-off and also sucks more to the other person tho

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm really struggling here.

    To follow up on my non-hypothetical from the last chat, how does this sound:

    "Hey, <name>. I really hate to ask this because I was looking forward to meeting up with you tonight but I'm not feeling that great - I didn't sleep very well last night. I was hoping I could shake it off by now but... well, I'd rather meet up with you tomorrow if possible?"

    Just say you really feel like shit. "I didn't sleep well" is a weak excuse to break a date.

    How's this?

    "Hey, <name>. You may end up hating me for this, but I've come down with something and can't make it out tonight. Are you free tomorrow instead? If not, how about <other day>?"

    Fall on your sword, make it short and to the point, don't use a weak excuse like a little lack of sleep, and for god's sake don't use any ellipses.

    I'm probably overanalyzing, but the reason I would want to say I didn't sleep well is because:

    a) I don't want to give the impression that I'm sick because I'm asking her to reschedule for tomorrow. If I am sick, is it really a good idea to meet me tomorrow? Plus, she has a baby.
    b) It's the truth. I didn't sleep well which is 100% why I feel like crap today.

    rule 1 of relationships is never tell the truth drez

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My parents got divorced like 3 years ago and now they both seem vastly happier though my dad's a bit more uppity than he used to be

    All 4 of them want too many material things and sometimes it grosses me out a little

    But I get it

    You'll feel better if we go shopping

    Only if it's your money and we can spend it on food and toilet paper. And maybe a nice sweater, winter is coming.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    okay car question

    when I depress my clutch I am getting rougher feedback through my foot than I am used to, bot on the engage and disengage

    I am used to some feeling as it engages and a bit more if I am feathering with gas, but this feels hmm -- a little grittier?

    is this a car trub

    i don't know much about clutch assemblies because i am a boring driver but my guess would be things like hydraulic fluid needs to be topped off/changed if you have a hydraulic clutch

    or maybe like a bad bearing or something

    skippy hasn't changed the oil in 100k miles

    she

    *grind* *kerchunk*

    she just feels a bit clunky yknow

    *burning smell*

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    jake when you work out you can eat whatever you want

    drown in ice cream sandwiches

    live mas

    DO IT

    i would never steer you wrong

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    drez how is your bp doing

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Haha, from a friend's facebook:
    Saw Arcanine on Pokemon Go radar. Did not find Arcanine. In the process, however, I caught one single Rattata, returned a lost dog to it's owner(!), and returned an errant softball to the team...after watching it nail a random parked car on the street :/

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i have to tell this girl i'm not gonna go out with her again

    ugh

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    jake when you work out you can eat whatever you want

    drown in ice cream sandwiches

    live mas

    DO IT

    i would never steer you wrong

    i haev eaten chipotle 8 times since july 3rd

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    as an expert flake, i find quick and to the point is the best method

    "hey, i feel like a bag of butts today, could we try again tomorrow?"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I'm really struggling here.

    To follow up on my non-hypothetical from the last chat, how does this sound:

    "Hey, <name>. I really hate to ask this because I was looking forward to meeting up with you tonight but I'm not feeling that great - I didn't sleep very well last night. I was hoping I could shake it off by now but... well, I'd rather meet up with you tomorrow if possible?"

    Just say you really feel like shit. "I didn't sleep well" is a weak excuse to break a date.

    How's this?

    "Hey, <name>. You may end up hating me for this, but I've come down with something and can't make it out tonight. Are you free tomorrow instead? If not, how about <other day>?"

    Fall on your sword, make it short and to the point, don't use a weak excuse like a little lack of sleep, and for god's sake don't use any ellipses.

    I'm probably overanalyzing, but the reason I would want to say I didn't sleep well is because:

    a) I don't want to give the impression that I'm sick because I'm asking her to reschedule for tomorrow. If I am sick, is it really a good idea to meet me tomorrow? Plus, she has a baby.
    b) It's the truth. I didn't sleep well which is 100% why I feel like crap today.

    It's a weak excuse and reads like a blow off, so I wouldn't use it. I'd say have a stomach bug and should be fine tomorrow.

    Up to you, though

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i suppose i have to work out tonight

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i have to tell this girl i'm not gonna go out with her again

    ugh

    a girl from back east is being relentless in trying to get me to meet her somewhere in between for a "vacation"

    i dont wanna..

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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