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American Democracy: Presidential Edition - Vote Your Conscience!

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    so obviously he's a deranged narcissist who shouldn't be allowed anywhere within 100 miles of the White House and it's profound shame for our country that he has been nominated by a major political party

    all that said

    i don't think this doofus has what it takes to be the American Hitler

    Hachface on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Is this bizarrely long?

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    so obviously he's a deranged narcissist who shouldn't be allowed anywhere within 100 miles of the White House and it's profound shame for our country that he has been nominated by a major political party

    all that said

    i don't think this doofus has what it takes to be the American Hitler

    More like Hugo Chavez.

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  • MugsleyMugsley Registered User regular
    So much negativity! Nothing uplifting from anyone since Cruz.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    This is like the 11th time a speaker at this convention has tried to give Obama's 2004 speech and failed miserably.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Is this bizarrely long?

    it definitely feels long, since it lacks any kind of rhetorical structure or emotional arc

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I'll say this for Trump: He's convinced Republicans that government can fix everything.

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    we're gonna have to start a new thread during his speech aren't we? i mean at least one new thread.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Is this bizarrely long?

    It's a preview of four years in office.

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    Ardol wrote: »
    Is he actually basking in the applause? is...is that a literal thing?

    So much so you could knit a fucking blanket out of it.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    History is watching, alright.

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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Is this bizarrely long?

    If Obama talked this long it would be too long

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Oh no, history is almost over!

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Pfft.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    It's amazing that it was long and boring AND not like bogged down with even an ounce of policy.

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  • ArdolArdol Registered User regular
    His obsession with strength is terrifying. Always puts extra emphasis on the word.

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    And if America will be free, and independent, and strong, it will have elected Hillary Clinton.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    A decent rhetorical flourish! 75 minutes in.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
  • cubantypercubantyper Registered User regular
    There's not enough beer for me to bleach this week's proceedings from my memory :(

  • MugsleyMugsley Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    so obviously he's a deranged narcissist who shouldn't be allowed anywhere within 100 miles of the White House and it's profound shame for our country that he has been nominated by a major political party

    all that said

    i don't think this doofus has what it takes to be the American Hitler

    More like Hugo Chavez.

    Someone call John Hurt

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    ...and then you throw dog poop on their shoes!

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Is this bizarrely long?

    If Obama talked this long it would be too long

    If King talked this long it would be too long.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • VestyVesty Registered User regular
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    I'm not gunna lie this speech started stronger than others of his I've heard, had me worried for a second, but this has just been a rambling recursive mess.

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  • htmhtm Registered User regular
    Man, this speech is amazing. It's like... he totally forgot the few things that he does well. Most of the time, he's sort of funny in asshole way and at least sort of affable. This shit is just... grim.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    And with that, bring on the competent people!

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    FINALLY.

    Now where's my motherfucking balloons?

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  • Wraith260Wraith260 Happiest Goomba! Registered User regular
    and its over. finally.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    Okay...so it only took an hour for one good thing to be said. The whole "I'm with you" thing was actually good. It's a shame it took so long to say just one thing that makes sense.

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    RNC IS OVER I GUESS

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    Isn't the customary close for this kind of thing "and God bless the United States of America?"

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  • MugsleyMugsley Registered User regular
    And, yet, still no balloons. Color me disappointed.

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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    He fucking forgot the god bless America. That's Republican presidential speech 101.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    htm wrote: »
    Man, this speech is amazing. It's like... he totally forgot the few things that he does well. Most of the time, he's sort of funny in asshole way and at least sort of affable. This shit is just... grim.

    Nixon's acceptance speech in 1968 was more hopeful. Think about that.

    http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=25968

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  • m!ttensm!ttens Registered User regular
    Are we GO BALLOONS yet? I need to go to bed

  • AbsalonAbsalon Registered User regular
    Not voting Clinton is treason and should be punishable.

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