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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    And now on Channel 4, a show in which dating contestants see prospective partners in the nude before choosing. Full on staring at goolies action.

    Oh lord

    thats on american tv too. its by the same people who do naked and afraid i think. i saw it on tv last week

    How censored is the English version, though? Those Europeans and their relaxed attitude on nudity - not even butts are shown on the American version.

    according to bogart is apparently is very explicit.

    I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!

  • VanguardVanguard Some people say in Hell, They're having a fair.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    And now on Channel 4, a show in which dating contestants see prospective partners in the nude before choosing. Full on staring at goolies action.

    Oh lord

    thats on american tv too. its by the same people who do naked and afraid i think. i saw it on tv last week

    How censored is the English version, though? Those Europeans and their relaxed attitude on nudity - not even butts are shown on the American version.

    according to bogart is apparently is very explicit.

    I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!

    bbc = big black cock obvi

    skippydumptruckemnmnmeLoserForHireXEddyJuliusmysticjuicer
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    @Elki did someone answer your question about the DLC?

    First of all, it's endgame-level difficulty. Feel free to wait until you've beaten the game or come close to it (I don't think Dark Souls forces you into NG+ right after the final boss).

    Second of all, getting there is weird and complicated:
    Beat the Hydra in the lake in the forest, past the crystal golems. Go past the Hydra's spot to the left, sticking near the wall so you don't drown. Enter the cave and fight a weird golden crystal golem in knee-high water (you might need to restart or quit out to make him show up if you beat the Hydra just before doing this). Be careful not to mash attack because when you kill him he'll reveal some lady. Talk to her and say yes (or say no and kill her, if you want to be a jerk, I think).

    Then, make sure you place the Lordvessel. If you don't know what that means yet, keep playing.

    Once those two things are accomplished, go to the Duke's Archives and go to the first bonfire. There will be a Crystal Golem near the elevator. Kill it and it will drop a Broken Pendant.

    Bring the Pendant with you back to the cave where Dusk, the lady in the golem, appeared, and walk all the way to the end. There will be a... thing. Examine the thing. Events then occur!

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    Elki
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    And now on Channel 4, a show in which dating contestants see prospective partners in the nude before choosing. Full on staring at goolies action.

    Oh lord

    thats on american tv too. its by the same people who do naked and afraid i think. i saw it on tv last week

    How censored is the English version, though? Those Europeans and their relaxed attitude on nudity - not even butts are shown on the American version.

    according to bogart is apparently is very explicit.

    I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!

    bbc = big black cock obvi

    http://www.bbc.com

  • y2jake215y2jake215 Lars von Trihard/Cinnabon Iver young ass popeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    And now on Channel 4, a show in which dating contestants see prospective partners in the nude before choosing. Full on staring at goolies action.

    Oh lord

    thats on american tv too. its by the same people who do naked and afraid i think. i saw it on tv last week

    How censored is the English version, though? Those Europeans and their relaxed attitude on nudity - not even butts are shown on the American version.

    according to bogart is apparently is very explicit.

    I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!

    bbc = big black cock obvi

    http://www.bbc.com

    im at work you crazy person how dare you link that

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    Juliusmysticjuicer
  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User, Moderator mod
    Channel 4, not BBC4. BBC4 is highbrow stuff. Channel 4 is cocks and fannies masquerading as daring and groundbreaking TV. Other stuff as well, but if there's a cock on TV its probably on Channel 4.

    JuliusElldren
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    And now on Channel 4, a show in which dating contestants see prospective partners in the nude before choosing. Full on staring at goolies action.

    Oh lord

    thats on american tv too. its by the same people who do naked and afraid i think. i saw it on tv last week

    How censored is the English version, though? Those Europeans and their relaxed attitude on nudity - not even butts are shown on the American version.

    according to bogart is apparently is very explicit.

    I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!

    bbc = big black cock obvi

    http://www.bbc.com

    this is the weirdest porn

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
    VanguardemnmnmewazillaEddyHonk
  • VanguardVanguard Some people say in Hell, They're having a fair.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    is there a more unattractive word for a butt than fanny

    mysticjuicer
  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User, Moderator mod
    Vanguard wrote: »
    is there a more unattractive word for a butt than fanny

    Didn't mean bums.

    Mojo_JojodescHerrCronElldren
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    And now on Channel 4, a show in which dating contestants see prospective partners in the nude before choosing. Full on staring at goolies action.

    Oh lord

    thats on american tv too. its by the same people who do naked and afraid i think. i saw it on tv last week

    How censored is the English version, though? Those Europeans and their relaxed attitude on nudity - not even butts are shown on the American version.

    according to bogart is apparently is very explicit.

    I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!

    Channel 4 and BBC4 are two separate channels

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    Julius
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    is there a more unattractive word for a butt than fanny

    I don't think that's what it means in UK english

    :0

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  • cptruggedcptrugged Buster Machine Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Smoking is kind a weird beast for me.

    I grew up with two heavy smokers. So I, and everything I was around smelled like smoke. So I didn't even noticed. After going to college though, I came home and definitely could smell it. These days I still don't really care if a friend wants to smoke around me. I have become less and less tolerant of having some rando's shit blown in my path in public. It's one of the reasons I have such a distaste for the vape movement.

    I am all for vapes

    Vapor isn't smoke

    It really does make all the difference

    But we were so so close to making it universally uncool to blow your shit around other people. Yes, obviously it's not the health problem that 2nd hand smoke is. But it's still a bunch of shit in the air that I didn't want in my face. "But it doesn't smell bad like smoke!" Yeah, neither does someone smoking a pipe. But I still got to the point where I didn't expect to have to walk through clouds of shit in most public places.

    RiemannLivesmysticjuicer
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    I thought all british tv had BBC in the name
    Like some communist propaganda machine

    Bless your heart.
  • VanguardVanguard Some people say in Hell, They're having a fair.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    And now on Channel 4, a show in which dating contestants see prospective partners in the nude before choosing. Full on staring at goolies action.

    Oh lord

    thats on american tv too. its by the same people who do naked and afraid i think. i saw it on tv last week

    How censored is the English version, though? Those Europeans and their relaxed attitude on nudity - not even butts are shown on the American version.

    according to bogart is apparently is very explicit.

    I don't know what BBC 4 is but it sounds like it's not even basic cable!

    bbc = big black cock obvi

    http://www.bbc.com

    this is the weirdest porn

    "Sanders seeks to unite democrats," she moaned.

    keep going, I'm almost there

    Eddymysticjuicer
  • cptruggedcptrugged Buster Machine Registered User regular
    Ha, he said fanny

  • VanguardVanguard Some people say in Hell, They're having a fair.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    is there a more unattractive word for a butt than fanny

    I don't think that's what it means in UK english

    :0

    aha

    my knowledge of foreign languages is a bit rusty these days

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    is there a more unattractive word for a butt than fanny

    I don't think that's what it means in UK english

    :0

    aha

    my knowledge of foreign languages is a bit rusty these days

    pop it in the bonnet love, and bob's your uncle

    Eddymysticjuicer
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    Stranger Things seems very slow.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I think a British fanny is a female meat pocket

    Vanguard
  • cptruggedcptrugged Buster Machine Registered User regular
    This thread has gone all pear shaped.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    thundaaaaa

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    I have to go

    mysticjuicer
  • VanguardVanguard Some people say in Hell, They're having a fair.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Stranger Things seems very slow.

    u wot

    Honk
  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User, Moderator mod
    This is a very odd show, stretching out a very thin premise over an hour, like Deal or No Deal. 22 minutes in and she's eliminated only half of the naked guys. Pudgy white guy, big dick guy and buff black guy are still in the running.

  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    numby numb and the numby bunch

  • OrphaneOrphane Who are you in the dark?Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I think a British fanny is a female meat pocket

    What, like a kangaroo?

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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Abstract Distensional Thingamajig Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    So I think I found the studio I want when I move and get settled!

    4p4ohf1s8awo.jpg

    $600 a month (539 sq ft) and about 5 minutes outside of town.

    jungleroomx on
    Bama wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    complacency sucks.
    It's not so bad once you get used to it.
    skippydumptruckTL DRmysticjuicer
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    This is a very odd show, stretching out a very thin premise over an hour, like Deal or No Deal. 22 minutes in and she's eliminated only half of the naked guys. Pudgy white guy, big dick guy and buff black guy are still in the running.

    Hang in there, Pudgy Guy.

    skippydumptruck
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    if there isn't already a british porn series called 'nanny's fanny' I hereby claim international copyright

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Stranger Things seems very slow.

    u wot

    The first episode was pretty tedious. It's always a bag sign when you're happy to nip to the kitchen without pausing

    We'll give it at least one more though

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User, Moderator mod
    Buff black guy is out, shockingly. Also the lady is now nude. Her nether regions have just been described as 'very presentable' by the pudgy white guy.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Stranger Things seems very slow.

    u wot

    The first episode was pretty tedious. It's always a bag sign when you're happy to nip to the kitchen without pausing

    We'll give it at least one more though

    is this an assassination attempt mojo

    are you trying to kill me

  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User, Moderator mod
    Big dick elephant tattoo guy wins.

    skippydumptruckcptruggedzepherin
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was blasting along at warp 2.2

    @Podly will create the new thread
    @Elki is backup

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    @Elki did someone answer your question about the DLC?

    First of all, it's endgame-level difficulty. Feel free to wait until you've beaten the game or come close to it (I don't think Dark Souls forces you into NG+ right after the final boss).

    Second of all, getting there is weird and complicated:
    Beat the Hydra in the lake in the forest, past the crystal golems. Go past the Hydra's spot to the left, sticking near the wall so you don't drown. Enter the cave and fight a weird golden crystal golem in knee-high water (you might need to restart or quit out to make him show up if you beat the Hydra just before doing this). Be careful not to mash attack because when you kill him he'll reveal some lady. Talk to her and say yes (or say no and kill her, if you want to be a jerk, I think).

    Then, make sure you place the Lordvessel. If you don't know what that means yet, keep playing.

    Once those two things are accomplished, go to the Duke's Archives and go to the first bonfire. There will be a Crystal Golem near the elevator. Kill it and it will drop a Broken Pendant.

    Bring the Pendant with you back to the cave where Dusk, the lady in the golem, appeared, and walk all the way to the end. There will be a... thing. Examine the thing. Events then occur!

    I looked up a guide of the sections in the game and bosses, and it looks like I've seen every section and beat every boss and need to talk to frampt again to deposit all my souls. :o

    I kinda ripped through it this weekend. I was in some kind of zone.

    Also more @Sir Landshark spam

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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