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Wrestle[Phalla] - The Patriot Games. Finale: Astronautica Loco and the Klub win!

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    !Sign up

    There should be just enough time to play this before I move.

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    Si!

    We Stand Ready
  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    I know nothing of thisWrestling

    JusticeforPluto on
  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    I got promoted a couple months ago and am swamped picking up my new duties. And our top engineer just announced his retirement so I'm handling a few of his things as well until the replacement is up to speed.

    If a movement doesn't have someone that can sit down opposite those in a position of power and strike a deal, how can that movement achieve success?
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Not sure how much time I'll have for this, so I'll RESERVE.

    Put me in if you need me for numbers, but don't expect me to be too active or toss about any weird gambits.

    Sir Fabulous on
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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    I hear this is all fake!

    Magic Box
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    Fry
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    I'll do it Can't guarantee I'll bee good, but I'll try

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
    kime
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    I hear this is all fake!

    It's still real to me!

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    EgosBedlamkime
  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular

    I've been training. Getting ripped for the cameras, just the way they like it up at the Network.

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    make way for El Pollo Loco

    Egos on
    GizzyM.D.
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Sign up

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Alright

  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Sure, let's get this going.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    We are reaching critical mass for the game. I will accept sign ups for another 24 hours and will take all comers in that time. All wrestlers must submit their CAW in that timeframe otherwise you will be subject to RNG and the whims of Creative.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    If I successfully resurrect my computer before the game starts I'll sign up. Finger's crossed!

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Instead of RNG you should let me create their wrestlers haha

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Instead of RNG you should let me create their wrestlers haha

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    ObiFett on
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  • MicroMicro Registered User regular
    Kime is STILL here?! I assume we're all still well aware that !Kime is always evil right?

    God, can't believe I've not been on here for about 5 years. Hope you're all well. Can't spare the time to play now, but still thinking of old times.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Micro wrote: »
    Kime is STILL here?! I assume we're all still well aware that !Kime is always evil right?

    God, can't believe I've not been on here for about 5 years. Hope you're all well. Can't spare the time to play now, but still thinking of old times.

    Wow, it's been a while!

    No, things have changed though, I'm never evil and you are supposed to forward me your role PM

    muahahahahahaha

    *cough*

    Never evil!

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Sign ups are closed. Role PMs will be trickling out over the course of today and the game proper will open up tonight.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    I haven't seen a crowd this intense since that time I had that mental breakdown and when on that racist rant in my underwear. Got only 3 more months of community service left for that!

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Are you hoping they will count your time here, taking out the trash, as community service? Because they literally did not turn anyone away, looking at this lineup.

    "The shore does not dream of you." - Blind poet Gallan.
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    Italics.

    Grunt's GhostsBrody
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Thanks! I look forward to killing you all soon. Hyah!

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Then I'll have to follow my hero, Donald Trump, and build a Wall of Pain around the ring to keep the terrorist and undesirables out of here. #MakingWrestlingGreatAgain

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    They said I was going to have to take on all comers, but I wasn't expecting to be stuck in the ring with these jagoffs. Let's get this over with, all right? Unlike most of you couch-dwellers, my time's valuable.

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    Delicious?

  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    Dios Mio!

    We Stand Ready
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    :whistle: Here's Mr Squiggle, with lots of fun for everyone! :whistle:

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
    Oh hey! A knife!
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    Oh man i'm super excited here guys, it's like I haven't done one of these in so long. Big wrestling shows that is

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Day 1: Ring the damn bell!

    Everyone had gathered, crowded into the space. The crowd was building to a fever pitch, ready for the carnage to start.

    "The crowd is on it's feet! Who will throw the first punch?" Draculetta commented for the audience at home. One of the refs waved to the timekeepers area.

    "Ring the damn bell!" And they were off the races.


    ***

    Earlier in the locker room, some of the other wrestlers sequestered themselves in private.

    "Once we figure who's booked to win, we knock him out."

    "What about management?"

    "What about them?"

    "Eh....we'll play it off. They'll see how valuable we all."

    "All right, one for all, and all for one" The Klub filed out to take their place among the ranks...


    ***

    Voting Closes in just over 23 hours. In addition to normal orders, please finalize your moves before the end of the day. Please let creative know if you are missing anything. Let's get it on!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
    lonelyahava
  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Locus
    Because I can.

    Steam Community page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/discrider/
    Oh hey! A knife!
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    If there is one thing I know about a Battle Royal, it is that you don't Trust anyone.

    (Sorry Trust, it's too perfect not to use).

  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    This is why I stopped playing phalla so often :(

    I never last through the first couple of days because of my nom de guerre being terrible for Phalla'ing with.

    Eh, c'est la vie.

    We Stand Ready
    AuralynxM.D.
  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    I feel like I should have a grudge somewhere from the past two games but I honestly can't remember that I do.

    So instead, let's just go MrT , for I feel the need.

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Trust could be the anti-kime, you just gotta market yourself right :D

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
    Assuran
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