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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    His power involves going around schmoozing with rich people.

    Evil motherfucker

    Syndalis?

    SYNDALIS IS THE HOBKNOBLIN?

    Yeah, sure, why not

    Don't half ass it.

    Give us your full ass.

    I'm sure Ludious doesn't want to get involved with Syndalis' sex life.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    excel crashed why
    WHY

    You were taking up 10 GB of RAM and it tried to cache some out to virtual memory on disk and the disk was like, "Ahh, hell no!" Boom. Crash.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    excel crashed why
    WHY

    it got into a nasty row

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    His power involves going around schmoozing with rich people.

    Evil motherfucker

    Syndalis?

    SYNDALIS IS THE HOBKNOBLIN?

    Yeah, sure, why not

    Don't half ass it.

    Give us your full ass.

    I'm sure Ludious doesn't want to get involved with Syndalis' sex life.

    Don't put words in my mouth

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    *makes fun of chat meanly*

    *makes fun of chat neggingly*

    *is seduced*

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    holy crap, the title image on drudge right now [laughing crying emoji]

    919UOwT.png
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    its 2016
    why the fuck does excel crash ashghghghieghaihge

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Oh, hello

    did you say this after sitting down with a drink in your favorite arm chair and looking up into the camera as if just noticing it

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    excel crashed why
    WHY

    it got into a nasty row

    I'm glad this one got past your filter

    you've really pivoted from your old style of joke

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Oh, hello

    did you say this after sitting down with a drink in your favorite arm chair and looking up into the camera as if just noticing it

    No I'm at Lga during a 3 hour delay. Your version is so much better.

    I made myself a fruit salad at the salad bar here. You pay by weight. My fruit salad was $23.50.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    its 2016
    why the fuck does excel crash ashghghghieghaihge

    software is hard fcc : (

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    When the S7 magnetic field thing works for payments, i feel like a technowizard.

    It is so damn cool!

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    excel

    abs
    always be saving

    also maybe

    rttl
    recursion too tight lockup

    or perhaps

    ivetcwyzoacatu
    inexplicable value error that's corrected when you zero out a cell and then undo

    919UOwT.png
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    its 2016
    why the fuck does excel crash ashghghghieghaihge

    software is hard fcc : (
    ):<
    please make intuitive software that knows what I think and want thank you

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Wait

    Why are we discussing syndalis' sex life?

    II've just always assumed it is unfairly decadent.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I'm kind of depressed and had a bunk day and don't want to do any of the things that I know will make me feel better

    Harrumph

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Elki with that quality Diamond Joe av

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I'm kind of depressed and had a bunk day and don't want to do any of the things that I know will make me feel better

    Harrumph

    For the last two weeks none of my experiments have worked, no one knows why, I don't know why, my boss doesn't know why, and judging by the hours of silence from tech support for our instrument after I sent them our data and analysis parameters, I'm guessing that the company who made the kits and machine I'm using don't know why

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    its 2016
    why the fuck does excel crash ashghghghieghaihge

    software is hard fcc : (
    ):<
    please make intuitive software that knows what I think and want thank you

    h6mucm43odip.png

    919UOwT.png
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    His power involves going around schmoozing with rich people.

    Evil motherfucker

    Syndalis?

    SYNDALIS IS THE HOBKNOBLIN?

    Yeah, sure, why not

    Don't half ass it.

    Give us your full ass.

    I'm sure Ludious doesn't want to get involved with Syndalis' sex life.

    Don't put words in my mouth

    Wait I'm not touching your mouth though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    If I know anything about software development it's that devs are lazy and only make things hard and leave out features because they are too busy playing pokemon go

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    jesus that japan attack is gruesome

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Highway robbery!

    Or airway robbery I guess.

    WaCbQ6em.jpg

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    The DNC is currently an AA meeting o.o

    Happiness is within reach!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    its 2016
    why the fuck does excel crash ashghghghieghaihge

    software is hard fcc : (
    ):<
    please make intuitive software that knows what I think and want thank you

    you scientists haven't abolished disease and aging yet so I ain't doin shit

    looks like we got ourselves a mexican standoff, boys

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    judging by the hours of silence from tech support for our instrument after I sent them our data and analysis parameters, I'm guessing that the company who made the kits and machine I'm using don't know why

    >_>

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    *sceams both internally and externally*

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    I don't play Pokemon Go but I write software. Am I doing this all wrong?

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    2.5lbs of food?

    wow

    It's just fruit!

    If I had gotten 2.5 lbs of chili that would have been an issue.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I don't play Pokemon Go but I write software. Am I doing this all wrong?

    I don't know but (feature) is so easy to implement. You just put a button in there right next to that other button. Just do it, man.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    2.5lbs of food?

    wow

    like half a pizza

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Oh, hello

    did you say this after sitting down with a drink in your favorite arm chair and looking up into the camera as if just noticing it

    No I'm at Lga during a 3 hour delay. Your version is so much better.

    I made myself a fruit salad at the salad bar here. You pay by weight. My fruit salad was $23.50.

    you could have just gone to the bar.

    steam_sig.png
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Last week was pretty cray cray. Republican convention. Vacation. Lined up all the stars to secure a job interview for my best mate if he applies. Had my own job interview for a boss of a company that would be pretty much all I want to do as a career and it went really well, the phone interview running well over a half hour, lots of laughs, great dialogue, etc. If I got the job I would literally have to move to the opposite side of the country and I'm both excited for the adventure of the move and dumbstruck at the complexity of the move.

    Exciting times!

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't play Pokemon Go but I write software. Am I doing this all wrong?

    I don't know but (feature) is so easy to implement. You just put a button in there right next to that other button. Just do it, man.

    8qIdaem.gif

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I'm kind of depressed and had a bunk day and don't want to do any of the things that I know will make me feel better

    Harrumph

    For the last two weeks none of my experiments have worked, no one knows why, I don't know why, my boss doesn't know why, and judging by the hours of silence from tech support for our instrument after I sent them our data and analysis parameters, I'm guessing that the company who made the kits and machine I'm using don't know why

    Are you working with Theranos?

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Last night I had to wear a sleep monitoring device

    It confirmed it am sleepy apnea af

    Hooray

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Oh, hello

    did you say this after sitting down with a drink in your favorite arm chair and looking up into the camera as if just noticing it

    No I'm at Lga during a 3 hour delay. Your version is so much better.

    I made myself a fruit salad at the salad bar here. You pay by weight. My fruit salad was $23.50.

    you could have just gone to the bar.

    LGA sucks. There are no bars, just places to order from an iPad. They look like bars but they suck.

    Also I'm not sure I feel like drinking. Just wanted some fruit, man.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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