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The [presidential election] is decadent and depraved

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  • madparrotmadparrot Registered User regular
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    ArcTangent wrote: »
    DROP THE FUCKING BALLOONS, YOU HACKS

    Card stunt first.

    card stunt failed, it's totally unreadable

  • enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    Seal wrote: »
    where are my sick card stuntz?

    Good point. Gimme!

  • TheDrifterTheDrifter Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    good speech but I am so sick of "Firework"

    Do you want the GOP house band back? Because this is how you get the GOP house band back.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Well done, Hillary.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    ArcTangent wrote: »
    DROP THE FUCKING BALLOONS, YOU HACKS

    Card stunt first.

    Mostly worked.

    Balloon time.

  • ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    ArcTangent wrote: »
    DROP THE FUCKING BALLOONS, YOU HACKS

    They did already. It's just that they were filled by people with hope in their hearts, and with all of the hope in that auditorium the balloons are floating rather than falling.

    Shadowhope on
    Civics is not a consumer product that you can ignore because you don’t like the options presented.
  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    You want balloons?

    Fuck balloons!

    Fireworks!

    Veagle on
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  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    Oh good they're on fire

    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Hillary in white, Mrs. Kaine in blue, and the guys with red ties is nice coordination.

    GnomeTank on
    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    BLOOOONS

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Bill: "Fuck yeah, Balloons!"

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  • glimmungglimmung Registered User regular
    They look so happy.

  • QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Bill is like a 4 year old. "OMG BALLOONS YAY"

  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Card trick not really working. ???RON?

  • enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    Nevermind. Card stunt less than expected. Also, fun to see Bill play with balloons. That man knows a good time.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    surprise balloons!

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  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Oh good they're on fire

    I wasn't sure if those were pyrotechnics or some kind of light effect off falling water.

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  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i don't think i've heard her do a speech before. this is good. which is good, because it would have been a bit of a shame to have her overshadowed by other great speeches

    This whole convention has been every heavy-hitting orator in the party forming up into Democratic Voltron

    Fired up, motherfuckers.

    What was it @OptimusZed said? "This is the Democratic MACHINE firing up and getting ready to wreck your ass"?

    Something like that?

  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    That's how you balloons, Donny.

    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    And they keep coming!

    So oooooo many balloons...

  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    TURN ON THE FOG MACHINE

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Oh good they're on fire

    Well they got my vote.

  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Kaine's loving kicking and batting at balloons.

    After this, he'll rub one of them on Hillary's head and give a lecture about static electricity.

    ArcTangent on
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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    Biden: "Hey, y'all ever sucked on helium for 10 minutes?!"

  • glimmungglimmung Registered User regular
    That is a lot of balloons.

  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Oh god! The balloons aren't stopping. They'll all be crushed!

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    lol Bill looks like he just wants to bellyflop into a pile of balloons

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  • AntoshkaAntoshka Miauen Oil Change LazarusRegistered User regular
    Hopefully no one on stage trips on this sea of balloons.

    What the hell started this tradition, anyway?

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Did Trump have any fireworks or person-sized star balloons?

    (Because if he didn't I'd start bragging about them on twitter right now)

    rhylith on
  • madparrotmadparrot Registered User regular
    ok that's too many balloons

  • OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    Kaine has to be leaving into the dorky dad thing.

    Nobody is this perfect.

    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Bill is like a 4 year old. "OMG BALLOONS YAY"

    "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS ONE HONEY!!"

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • htmhtm Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    surprise balloons!

    They're not screwing around with the balloons, either. Like... 10x more balloons than the RNC.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    holy shit what is happening

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  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    You know what I can't wait for? The debates. Hilary is going to be one of the first people in a while to stand up to Trump and not be bumbling fool. She's going to clean his clock.

    Sagroth wrote: »
    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Bill is like a 4 year old. "OMG BALLOONS YAY"

    The nominee isn't allowed to play with them. He's been waiting for this day for 24 years.

    ArbitraryDescriptor on
  • ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Democratic convention crushed under mountain of balloons and confetti.

    There were no survivors.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Trump must be so mad about the balloons

  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    madparrot wrote: »
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    ArcTangent wrote: »
    DROP THE FUCKING BALLOONS, YOU HACKS

    Card stunt first.

    card stunt failed, it's totally unreadable

    Did you see the one in Cleveland?

    It said RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
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