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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZTtti3thxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDNL137JDhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omC3mSKMZOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAGh-_xVFq0This chap does good movie talk stuff and you should watch him
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?donde estan los breakfast tacos?
*Dramatically brands envelope from health clinic*
Sure about that?
"They call it a Royale with [chat]"
@spool32
The level of prostration they are throwing at me would be funny if this wasn't the tenth time I've heard this in the last 9 months.
Yo quiero taco bell
Amazon Chat Rep: Yes, <Drez>. The delay is totally not acceptable and I will make them to deliver the product today by end of the day. as a token of apology I would like provide you with some discount on the product to compensate inconvenience.
"I will MAKE THEM deliver it today."
(In this case "them" is UPS.)
Oh hey, they came off script there.
For some reason I am hearing this in the "righteous fury knight voice"
This slight shall not be born! On my fathers grave I swear you shall be avenged this day.
That's how I read it too, lol.
Well the make them feels off script, but Amazon has been cool and helps a lot with discounts if shit goes south.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
It's just mostly funny when a non native English speaker jumps off script in customer service because you start going "no wait.. what?"
hehehehehehehe
I get that reading too, but what gets me more is that this is learned behavior. The Amazon script almost certainly doesn't go full ham, keeper of oaths, defender of the package delivery time. These reps have learned to play it up because customers like it and think it's genuine. This is what your aunt wants to hear. This is what your cousin wants to hear when he contacts Amazon. So they do it even though it's a farce, and take in the sweet, sweet performance metrics.
Would your day be better if you were able to listen to Werner Herzog say the word, "Pokemon?" I can't imagine how it wouldn't be.
Not two days in a row. No.
so she made that song when she was 40?
what a world
it works out pretty well
Them's the rules.
Maybe Seven will not fail us.
what should i know
My cat was named Seven.
She is dead.
David Duchovny?
and by nailed it i mean i came out of it feeling like a conversation god despite only responding to a coworker that i was doing "not so bad" followed by asking her how she was
how do you feel about
Tangerines.
He got up and left and I have taken the dry spot he created
Ty that guy's butt
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Love em
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
#DatAss saves the day
While I appreciate the increased visibility for the community, I kind wish they'd tell more stories about trans women that weren't sex workers.
This social butterfly
Jesus Christ. @Organichu if you pay a cent to go see this turd I swear to god I will urinate in every beverage you drink for a month. And I'll be feasting on asparagus the whole time.