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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    those are some pretty happy gifs; alzheimers is a bonkers link to make

    IIRC, Bill has been having some issues, he got checked out for Parkinson's because people have noticed his hands shaking and his voice cracking during speeches.

    I'm not saying he has or doesn't have it. I said that's the kind of thing that happens, and it would be sad if he has it. I would totes do that though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    There's a company about 15 minutes from my house that *always* has at least 3 IT openings

    Check glassdoor and apparently they pay well and all that, but they require everyone to wear a suit and the glassdoor reviews are full of IT people who "left for a less uptight work place" as soon as they were able

    I love the idea that a reasonably large corporation probably suffers from IT staffing issues because of their dress code

    I'll apply there if I can't find anything else including stocking at wal mart

    Somehow at my last place we found really good it people and they always were business casual

    Here they dress out of the clothing that comes out of deluxe editions of games and they sort of suck

    So I'm assuming that IT folk in suits must be incredible

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    A dresscode when it makes sense is ok. If you're outward facing, have to be easily identifiable, if it protects you and others from harm, if you are preparing food.
    But if a company is very strict on the dress code for people behind closed doors it makes me suspect they're also going to be annoying as hell in other ways. Because they're showing that they believe in rules for rules sake, not because rules are needed.
    And that sets off my anti-authoritarian streak something fierce.

    The one I'm referring to has ultra strict dress code and it's literally a factory, there is no customer facing aspect to it at all

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    A dresscode when it makes sense is ok. If you're outward facing, have to be easily identifiable, if it protects you and others from harm, if you are preparing food.
    But if a company is very strict on the dress code for people behind closed doors it makes me suspect they're also going to be annoying as hell in other ways. Because they're showing that they believe in rules for rules sake, not because rules are needed.
    And that sets off my anti-authoritarian streak something fierce.

    There should be times to relax it when the right people aren't feeling welcomed and are vitally needed.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    A dresscode when it makes sense is ok. If you're outward facing, have to be easily identifiable, if it protects you and others from harm, if you are preparing food.
    But if a company is very strict on the dress code for people behind closed doors it makes me suspect they're also going to be annoying as hell in other ways. Because they're showing that they believe in rules for rules sake, not because rules are needed.
    And that sets off my anti-authoritarian streak something fierce.

    Shit boss made us all wear white dress shirts with black slacks.

    He got upset with me when I decided to wear a sweater over my dress shirt one cold winter day.

    I believe my exact words were "Oh. Oh well I guess" when confronted with "that's not in our dress code Bowen".

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I'd work at a place that requires a suit every day. It would be kind of fun. Plus you know they have good AC.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I've heard nothing but horror stories about working for Amazon at all levels.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Amazon is also hiring for IT but glassdoor says they expect 70 hour work weeks out of you on average

    no thanks

    My friend works there and says it is a cheap, shitty company to work for

    Job description says "Must be willing to be on feet for 12 hours a day"

    ... For IT Support Specialist

    okay yeah no I'd literally rather work retail

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Someone I know got a tweet rt'd my midnight and a bunch of other publications and they keep posting about how successful it was

    It's so gauche

    Is this how the rich feel about new money

    (Not really an apt analogy because I'm not rich or getting loads of rt's)

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I'd work at a place that requires a suit every day. It would be kind of fun. Plus you know they have good AC.

    at my last job i had to wear button downs and dress pants every day

    but was also expected to like, crawl in the disgusting dirty ceiling and run cable if necessary

    having a suit dress code is fine its just kind of ridiculous to make people who do physical things also do it

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    http://i.imgur.com/sXSnFZ5.webm

    another hilarious bill balloon gif

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Having a strict dress code when it's a nightmare to keep IT staff in this town is kind of silly

    We're right in between Milwaukee and Chicago, both markets pay significantly more money and have better prospects. If I want to wear a suit every day I'd go where "fantastic starting pay" isn't $40,000

    override367 on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Holy shit.

    Amazon Chat Rep: Yes, <Drez>. The delay is totally not acceptable and I will make them to deliver the product today by end of the day. as a token of apology I would like provide you with some discount on the product to compensate inconvenience.


    "I will MAKE THEM deliver it today."

    (In this case "them" is UPS.)

    For some reason I am hearing this in the "righteous fury knight voice"

    This slight shall not be born! On my fathers grave I swear you shall be avenged this day.

    I get that reading too, but what gets me more is that this is learned behavior. The Amazon script almost certainly doesn't go full ham, keeper of oaths, defender of the package delivery time. These reps have learned to play it up because customers like it and think it's genuine. This is what your aunt wants to hear. This is what your cousin wants to hear when he contacts Amazon. So they do it even though it's a farce, and take in the sweet, sweet performance metrics.

    @Donkey Kong It certainly worked on me. I was ready to blast the poor sod with fire from the pulpit as if this rep were Satan himself.

    I also wrote out my entire story before hand and basically pasted my diatribe as my Amazon chat opener.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    My visit to the italian consulate was a great success. Now I will have a passport mailed to me in however many of the weeks.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Elder Scrolls: Colon: Legends actually looks good! Did not expect that.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBjh4fGLnXo

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    A dresscode when it makes sense is ok. If you're outward facing, have to be easily identifiable, if it protects you and others from harm, if you are preparing food.
    But if a company is very strict on the dress code for people behind closed doors it makes me suspect they're also going to be annoying as hell in other ways. Because they're showing that they believe in rules for rules sake, not because rules are needed.
    And that sets off my anti-authoritarian streak something fierce.

    how much authoritarianism would you accept for six figures?

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
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    poo
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Apparently getting my wife's citizenship and passport will be a whole seperate ordeal though. Hopefully I'm better at working the levers of Italian beurocracy now.

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    SanderJK wrote: »
    A dresscode when it makes sense is ok. If you're outward facing, have to be easily identifiable, if it protects you and others from harm, if you are preparing food.
    But if a company is very strict on the dress code for people behind closed doors it makes me suspect they're also going to be annoying as hell in other ways. Because they're showing that they believe in rules for rules sake, not because rules are needed.
    And that sets off my anti-authoritarian streak something fierce.

    Someone ratted out my cube neighbor a couple of weeks ago to HR for "showing too much shoulder"

    Are you joking? You're not joking, are you?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I've heard nothing but horror stories about working for Amazon at all levels.

    their CEO seems to like working there

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Cod8ZH2VYAA1-p-.jpg:large

    This is like that fad diet seller who described herself as a "nutritarian".

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    http://i.imgur.com/sXSnFZ5.webm

    another hilarious bill balloon gif

    tbf it's such a big balloon !

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Having a strict dress code when it's a nightmare to keep IT staff in this town is kind of silly

    We're right in between Milwaukee and Chicago, both markets pay significantly more money and have better prospects. If I want to wear a suit every day I'd go where "fantastic starting pay" isn't $40,000

    are you going to do that

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Cod8ZH2VYAA1-p-.jpg:large

    i am an expert millenial

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    https://gfycat.com/OddUnitedAmericanratsnake

    Bill Clinton steals/yanks balloon away from girl

    Edit: also weirdly appropriate link

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i should wear nicer clothes to work although i haven't gone full schlub
    business schlubby

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    the college I'm about to graduate from is hiring a web development person to manage the classroom portal thingy

    It's... really not fitting with my experience

    but working here is such a gravy fucking gig, and minimum salaried pay is still... acceptable

    the problem is I can't bullshit about my web development experience because I've been working here for a year and my current boss would be my new boss

    fuck it I'll apply anyway

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    If I was going to work 70+ hours a week, I'd want nearly 200k a year.

    Fuck that noise, you want me to kill myself, I want hazard pay.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    https://gfycat.com/OddUnitedAmericanratsnake

    Bill Clinton steals/yanks balloon away from girl

    Edit: also weirdly appropriate link

    i love it

    go bill

    sig.gif
  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    [chat] do you ever wonder if Big Trouble in Little China is the reason you became a huge weeb? I know I do

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I've heard nothing but horror stories about working for Amazon at all levels.

    That said, one of my college roommates passed through there--just worked there for a few months I think, as a data scientist--and used the name to leapfrog to a well-paying position elsewhere. So maybe that's what you're supposed to do there? (I have no clue whether she's a good data scientist. I used to think she was not very gifted quantitatively but that was probably pretty uncharitable of me).

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    https://gfycat.com/OddUnitedAmericanratsnake

    Bill Clinton steals/yanks balloon away from girl

    Edit: also weirdly appropriate link

    BILL. Bill! What do we know about sharing?

    *kicks balloon halfheartedly* It's caring....but this is mine tell her to get her own!

    BILL!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    sometimes I feel bad about only wearing jeans and a sweater/tshirt but then I remember that 10% of the time I have to crawl through the plenum space or get into dusty shit.

    Cleaning dress clothes was annoying when it had some dust.

    I remember I ripped some nice pants because I snagged on a loose metal piece on an old server rack.

    Fuck that garbage.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    [chat] do you ever wonder if Big Trouble in Little China is the reason you became a huge weeb? I know I do

    It has made me a lifelong coolie enthusiast

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    hello there

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I've heard nothing but horror stories about working for Amazon at all levels.

    their CEO seems to like working there

    Jeff Bezos is Steve Jobs, and should be considered as an outlier of human experience.

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    wish I knew what an attainable ask would be for a cost of living adjustment from houston to seattle-ish error. Cost of living calculators I've looked at seem to be ~25 to 30%. Most of that from housing of course. Looking at salaries for equivalent job titles, mine would be in that range (surprised how high Boeing's are). The hiring process is so weighted towards the company. I guess unless you're a super rockstar or something. Even then, the employers can collude to depress wages. boo.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    bowen wrote: »
    If I was going to work 70+ hours a week, I'd want nearly 200k a year.

    Fuck that noise, you want me to kill myself, I want hazard pay.

    they pay like $45k too, that's the hilarious part

    New salaried campus technology positions pay almost that here at the university as well. The difference is that I know from working here that the entire staff will drop whatever they're holding and leave the building at 4:30 sharp unless the place is literally on fire; you work for a smallish public university not for the pay but because it's a low stress environment with good job security

    you work for amazon out of... desperation I guess

    override367 on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I'm 29 with no debt. If anything, I'm looking to keep my salary about the same and work progressively less.

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