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[Movies] Nobody Fucks Like Gaston

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited September 2016 in Social Entropy++
In a Splash remake also starring criminally undercast Jillian Bell. Never seen her in a movie without enjoying her presence!

Suicide Squad comes out soon. It might be awesome. It also might be terrible.

Batman vs Superman is a movie that is out on Blu ray.

Weiner-Dog looks great! I need to see it.

Also I need to watch Green Room and apparently Jack Reacher

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Important thing learned about 30 seconds ago: Thandie Newton is NOT Jessica Tandy

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    NBC Nightly News is gonna have a story about that Great Wall movie with Matt Damon. It'll be interesting to see what the take is, because it's hard for me to agree with whitewashing when it seems to be a fully Chinese production. If I'm wrong, that changes things, but everything I've read is pointing in that direction.

    That said, the idea is fucking stupid. Same reason I didn't bother with The Last Samurai (is White).

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I actually really liked The Last Samurai

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Raijin

    friggin' watch Green Room or go to hell

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I mean, uh

    please watch Green Room when it's convenient for you

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Raijin

    friggin' watch Green Room or go to hell

    I will!!

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I thought it was pretty clear that The Last Samurai referred to Ken Watanabe

  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    I've heard The Last Samurai is good, but it came out when I didn't care much about Tom Cruise, and the idea that he played a samurai just seemed so lame to me. I'll check it out someday, I guess.

    Meanwhile, the reason given by the director for Matt Damon was that it's an English-language, Hollywood monster movie and it needs to be made in that style. So, literally business as usual!

  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    Yup

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I thought it was pretty clear that The Last Samurai referred to Ken Watanabe

    I was pretty sure it referred to tom cruise, until I saw the movie

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I thought it was plural and referred to the group as a whole

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Also Sausage Party looks SO BAD andIm not going to able to stop myself from seeing it

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    The Last Samurai is definitely part of the "white outsider looking in to the mysterious and exotic other" trope, but its also a pretty ok movie and not too egregious with it

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I will watch anything with ken watanabe, that guy is hella filmable

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I will watch anything with ken watanabe, that guy is hella filmable

    The guy can make me believe pretty much any character

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I will watch anything with ken watanabe, that guy is hella filmable

    I want to grow old together with him

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Ken Watanbe is the best part of Godzilla 14, and I also liked just about every other part of that movie!

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    steve i appreciate you putting wiener-dog in the op just for me

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Ken Watanbe is the best part of Godzilla 14, and I also liked just about every other part of that movie!

    he was my favorite part of Inception

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    steve i appreciate you putting wiener-dog in the op just for me

    You're welcome. I really want to see it too.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait a minute? Lights Out is actually good?

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Wait a minute? Lights Out is actually good?

    i've only heard good things from people i trust regarding horror

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait a minute? Lights Out is actually good?

    i've only heard good things from people i trust regarding horror

    That's really surprising. I thought for sure it was going to be garbage.

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    I applaud this thread title.

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Also Sausage Party looks SO BAD andIm not going to able to stop myself from seeing it

    I'm in the same camp.

    I am dreading to see what's inevitably done to that poor hotdog bun's "mouth"

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    All I've heard about the Lights Out movie is that it suffers from PG-13 horror, whatever that means.

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    The Last Samurai is definitely part of the "white outsider looking in to the mysterious and exotic other" trope, but its also a pretty ok movie and not too egregious with it

    I honestly thought of it as "here's the price of your precious industrialization. The death of good men and honor."

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I only just remembered to double check but the music playing during Kirk's fights in Star Trek Beyond is absolutely the goofy fight music cue from the show

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I only just remembered to double check but the music playing during Kirk's fights in Star Trek Beyond is absolutely the goofy fight music cue from the show

    That is a Good Thing to continue from Into Darkness

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I only just remembered to double check but the music playing during Kirk's fights in Star Trek Beyond is absolutely the goofy fight music cue from the show

    That is a Good Thing to continue from Into Darkness

    Haha did they do the same thing? I only saw Into Darkness the one time

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    NBC Nightly News is gonna have a story about that Great Wall movie with Matt Damon. It'll be interesting to see what the take is, because it's hard for me to agree with whitewashing when it seems to be a fully Chinese production. If I'm wrong, that changes things, but everything I've read is pointing in that direction.

    That said, the idea is fucking stupid.

    dunno if you've read this post of mine yet, but if you haven't: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/35668881/#Comment_35668881

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    in a lot of ways the Great Wall discussion reminds me of the Dr Strange one

    I'm now firmly in the camp that I'm really fucking glad they DIDN'T cast an Asian actor in the role of the Ancient One, because I don't really need or want another tropey mystical wise old Asian please and thank you

    FTR that angryasianman blog does not speak for all Asians, and certainly not non-American Asians

    Vixx on
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    If an Asian actor was cast as the Ancient One, I'd hope they lose the mystical wise old angle and just make them teach magic like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    in a lot of ways the Great Wall discussion reminds me of the Dr Strange one

    I'm now firmly in the camp that I'm really fucking glad they DIDN'T cast an Asian actor in the role of the Ancient One, because I don't really need or want another tropey mystical wise old Asian please and thank you

    FTR that angryasianman blog does not speak for all Asians, and certainly not non-American Asians

    Yeah, I've come around the same way. The Ancient One isn't the casting issue

    It's kind of everyone else in the film combined into a single gestalt casting issue

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    If an Asian actor was cast as the Ancient One, I'd hope they lose the mystical wise old angle and just make them teach magic like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society.

    THEY'RE CALLED THE *ANCIENT ONE*

    I think they knew they couldn't rewrite that shit if they tried

    at least they went with a woman!

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I only just remembered to double check but the music playing during Kirk's fights in Star Trek Beyond is absolutely the goofy fight music cue from the show

    That is a Good Thing to continue from Into Darkness

    Haha did they do the same thing? I only saw Into Darkness the one time

    Yup! It's in this track, at about 1:58

    https://youtu.be/Sj6bERITNzE

    I think it's technically when Spock is fighting a guy, but y'know

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    just once i want to see the wise old magic teacher be played as a douchey as hell vegas stage magician

    an ancient sage with a chain wallet, frosted tips, and leather pants that were too gaudy for rey misterio jr.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I don't think it's fair to call the Great Wall case one of "whitewashing"

    it's more fair to maybe consider why a Chinese film feels like it needs a white guy front and centre to make the movie internationally appealing

    mainland Chinese know and understand that we are not "globally" mainstream in the media; that remains with white people

    I can turn on the TV in China and see lots of white faces and white TV shows that are subtitled or dubbed; it's much rarer to find it the other way around

    people are now saying "the movie would still have been good if it was all Chinese people!" well, maybe, but then you probably wouldn't have seen it

    you can blame that on Hollywood going "pffft that movie's too niche, it'll never sell" AND on individuals not wanting to watch the movie because they don't see themselves in it, or don't see if they'll relate to it

    so instead of doing a historical Chinese film with an all-Chinese cast (which they've done repeatedly over the years, with only a handful hitting mainstream cinemas internationally), they're doing a fantastical Chinese film with a white lead

    let's be perfectly frank here; it'll sell

    how many people saw Hero in cinemas during its release? how many cinemas actually had a release long enough for you to go see it in theatres?

    so it's not just a problem with whitewashing; it's Hollywood marketing decisions coupled with long-known, evidenced individual consumer patterns

    and that sounds like the argument made for movies like Gods of Egypt and crap like that, but in this case, they DID cast a white guy to get it promoted... in the US *and* in China, because can you imagine how excited Chinese audiences are to see an internationally recognised white guy join THEIR movie?

    Vixx on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    just once i want to see the wise old magic teacher be played as a douchey as hell vegas stage magician

    an ancient sage with a chain wallet, frosted tips, and leather pants that were too gaudy for rey misterio jr.

    Just a few tweaks of this post and you're right into Lord of illusions territory

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