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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Attention: my cousin's cat is outrageously adorable. His name is Gus.

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    diabeetus

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Podly wrote: »
    I always just assumed that vibrating toothbrushes were specifically designed for understimulated shy housewives with the ostensible goal of increasing toothbrush sales.

    no that was that "facial massager" 6 in 1 from l'oreal or whatever

    Bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    fuck it occurs to me that I'll probably be driving out of Cleveland in rush hour traffic during this huge storm in a car I don't fully trust. Meh

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    i watched a bunch of indy sci fi shorts for no reason and most of them are garbage

    this one was about an advanced cleaning robot, like a taller roomba that does more stuff, and it started picking up a personality beyond its functional parameters, and doing odd things, but only the dog noticed because the dog followed it around all day while the owners were at work. Most of its quirks involved the dog while the owners weren't there to keep it occupied.

    a super simple story but it's better than the ones like this of the domestic robots murdering children most indie film makers seem to prefer

    override367 on
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »

    what did you have to search to get that, Bowen

    no don't tell me

    I don't want to be on whatever list you're now on

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »

    what did you have to search to get that, Bowen

    no don't tell me

    I don't want to be on whatever list you're now on

    I am one with the hive

    join us

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    "Blameless Cleric" I thought for sure that bat-signal was going to be about my obnoxious drunken parties accusation

    I didn't even see that!!

    I did get kind a little tipsy yesterday and then got eaten out in a restaurant bathroom followed by going home and drunkenly playing Clue and then having sex for almost two hours while the people I had over also had sex in the other room and hooo gosh I'm glad Sundress wasn't home

    (sundress was out drunkenly partying down the street)


    So, whatever accusations you may have made may have been fair

    I already knew this but still, I seeeeee

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    DUE, where ya going?

  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    I've had bright eyes stuck in my head all day

    someone send

    something i dont know what

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ok5AV7ZrM

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    i watched a bunch of indy sci fi shorts for no reason and most of them are garbage

    this one was about an advanced cleaning robot, like a taller roomba that does more stuff, and it started picking up a personality beyond its functional parameters, and doing odd things, but only the dog noticed because the dog followed it around all day while the owners were at work. Most of its quirks involved the dog while the owners weren't there to keep it occupied.

    a super simple story but it's better than the ones like this of the domestic robots murdering children most indie film makers seem to prefer

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    This is a great documentary with lots of cute kangaroo babies and other types of baby animals. Made me happy to watch. Follows a guy in Australia who runs a kangaroo sanctuary and shows the building of a wildlife center/clinic and raising various orphaned wildlife.

    DAMMIT now i want to raise baby kangaroos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2MlXhi2ITI

    Also, holy shit alpha male kangaroos have HUGE muscles.


    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    my first thought on seeing the facial massager like 10 years ago was "hmm that's totally a vibrator for teenager girls"

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    My landlady texts me to say she does not see my rent check.

    I tell her that I definitely put it in the box on the first of the month, and I ask her to please check again.

    This happened before, and last time I had to put a hold on the check and write a new one. And she had even been rude about it. Like, sending catty messages that implied she did not believe I ever really turned in the first check.

    She calls me back to let me know there is a hole in the rent box, and that checks have been falling out of the box and into the wall, and that they just found "all of the checks" that have been piling up down there.

    -_-

    landlady

    i've literally had this exact same story happen to me

    i feel u kedinik

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Somehow I had a tab for lite erotica open. I blame you guys.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »

    what did you have to search to get that, Bowen

    no don't tell me

    I don't want to be on whatever list you're now on

    you can put whatever you want in that first part of the URL and still get a working amazon page

    it's how they do SEO

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    I always just assumed that vibrating toothbrushes were specifically designed for understimulated shy housewives with the ostensible goal of increasing toothbrush sales.

    I was a pre-vet major for a bit in college before I switched to psych.

    In one of my animal health courses they made us watch an old research video about sexual response in cats.

    After trying multiple techniques to sexually stimulate the female cats in estrus, what they eventually did was mold a cat penis from latex and stuck it on an electric toothbrush.

    Somewhere, sometime in the 70s, a veterinary researcher got a grant to make a kitty vibrator from a toothbrush.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    This is a great documentary with lots of cute kangaroo babies and other types of baby animals. Made me happy to watch. Follows a guy in Australia who runs a kangaroo sanctuary and shows the building of a wildlife center/clinic and raising various orphaned wildlife.

    DAMMIT now i want to raise baby kangaroos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2MlXhi2ITI

    Also, holy shit alpha male kangaroos have HUGE muscles.


    Looks like good eatin'.

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    embrace that mustache you were trying to grow last week bruh

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    ya I hear kangeroos will fuck you up

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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    This is a great documentary with lots of cute kangaroo babies and other types of baby animals. Made me happy to watch. Follows a guy in Australia who runs a kangaroo sanctuary and shows the building of a wildlife center/clinic and raising various orphaned wildlife.

    DAMMIT now i want to raise baby kangaroos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2MlXhi2ITI

    Also, holy shit alpha male kangaroos have HUGE muscles.


    Looks like good eatin'.

    i need a "look of horror" reaction button

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    I always just assumed that vibrating toothbrushes were specifically designed for understimulated shy housewives with the ostensible goal of increasing toothbrush sales.

    Covert vibrators are a human right

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    .......and also that he is kind of a creepy uncle

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    I did it for you

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    what if he's not supportive of nudie millennial orgies

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    ok so awesome'd

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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    bowen wrote: »
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    what if he's not supportive of nudie snake person orgies

    I think that would be out of character

    also it wasn't an orgy u nerd

    the two couples banging were in separate rooms one of which was locked!

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    This is a great documentary with lots of cute kangaroo babies and other types of baby animals. Made me happy to watch. Follows a guy in Australia who runs a kangaroo sanctuary and shows the building of a wildlife center/clinic and raising various orphaned wildlife.

    DAMMIT now i want to raise baby kangaroos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2MlXhi2ITI

    Also, holy shit alpha male kangaroos have HUGE muscles.


    Looks like good eatin'.

    i need a "look of horror" reaction button

    What?

    Kangaroos are basically giant rabbits.

    They are everywhere.

    They also are tasty.

    Just because they are bipedal doesn't mean we shouldn't eat them.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    !DEAD HORSE AT RISK!

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    what if he's not supportive of nudie snake person orgies

    I think that would be out of character

    also it wasn't an orgy u nerd

    the two couples banging were in separate rooms one of which was locked!

    sounds like an orgy to me

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    This is a great documentary with lots of cute kangaroo babies and other types of baby animals. Made me happy to watch. Follows a guy in Australia who runs a kangaroo sanctuary and shows the building of a wildlife center/clinic and raising various orphaned wildlife.

    DAMMIT now i want to raise baby kangaroos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2MlXhi2ITI

    Also, holy shit alpha male kangaroos have HUGE muscles.


    First video : Daaaawwww


    Second pic: Nope

    Fuck Australia

    Havelock3.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Separate rooms, locked doors...

    These damn millennial prudes

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    bowen wrote: »
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    what if he's not supportive of nudie snake person orgies

    I think that would be out of character

    also it wasn't an orgy u nerd

    the two couples banging were in separate rooms one of which was locked!

    I'm not sure, there were multiple nude millennials having sex in the same dwelling at once

    we'll need to convene a nude millennial panel to decide

    override367 on
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    BC I want to awesome that post cuz I think it's great you are living it up but also I don't want to be that weird creepy uncle so

    no u are welcome to awesome it I understand you are supporting my college lyfe and not being a weird creepy uncle

    I assume all awesomes from you are good natured

    what if he's not supportive of nudie snake person orgies

    I think that would be out of character

    also it wasn't an orgy u nerd

    the two couples banging were in separate rooms one of which was locked!

    sounds like an orgy to me

    bowen did you see my posts last night?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Arch wrote: »
    landshark can play piano and guitar and sing and dance and is an engineer and is very virile

    .......what are the rest of us even doing with our lives

    I've been hunting silverwind nargacugas

    Which if it was a real thing and not a game thing would make me so badass

    The fuckin thing fires swordbeams everytime it swipes with its tail

    Orphane on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    mazzy seems like such a progressive hippy liberal until you bring up meat or meat adjacent topics.

    Then he gets a little uncle tedish

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    "Blameless Cleric" I thought for sure that bat-signal was going to be about my obnoxious drunken parties accusation

    I didn't even see that!!

    I did get kind a little tipsy yesterday and then got eaten out in a restaurant bathroom followed by going home and drunkenly playing Clue and then having sex for almost two hours while the people I had over also had sex in the other room and hooo gosh I'm glad Sundress wasn't home

    (sundress was out drunkenly partying down the street)


    So, whatever accusations you may have made may have been fair

    ... Touché.

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    This is a great documentary with lots of cute kangaroo babies and other types of baby animals. Made me happy to watch. Follows a guy in Australia who runs a kangaroo sanctuary and shows the building of a wildlife center/clinic and raising various orphaned wildlife.

    DAMMIT now i want to raise baby kangaroos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2MlXhi2ITI

    Also, holy shit alpha male kangaroos have HUGE muscles.


    Looks like good eatin'.

    i need a "look of horror" reaction button

    What?

    Kangaroos are basically giant rabbits.

    They are everywhere.

    They also are tasty.

    Just because they are bipedal doesn't mean we shouldn't eat them.

    I DONT EAT BUNNIES EITHER

    lol

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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