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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Not getting drunk is perfectly fine

    There are circumstances when it's better to not be drunk

    like when you're playing Kane & Lynch 2

    that game is basically impossible to play drunk

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    I don't drink to get drunk or even buzzed, that really has no appeal to me. I like being in control of my mind and body, I guess? That sounds stupid and xxSTRAIGHT-3DG3xx I guess, but I don't know how else to put it. The only time I got drunk was at a friend's party and I hated it, especially after I ended up toasting Garrus Vakarian in front of about 10 other people for no real reason and then puked 7+ times.

    You don't want to drink, don't drink! Ain't a problem and you're not any less fun for not wanting to.

    However, don't disparage those who do like to drink, like @Zonugal. He might come for your soul in the middle of the night while you sleep peacefully.

    Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    @Aphostile, I'm actually going to try to go alcohol free for thirty days after Labor Day to try to lose some weight.

    It will be challenging.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    @Aphostile, I'm actually going to try to go alcohol free for thirty days after Labor Day to try to lose some weight.

    It will be challenging.

    Good on ya. I'm trying to cut down to only having drinks on the weekend (I.e. No I don't need that delicious looking porter with dinner on Tuesday).

    I can already feel my tolerance waning. My life essence!

    Nothing. Matters.
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    @Aphostile, I'm actually going to try to go alcohol free for thirty days after Labor Day to try to lose some weight.

    It will be challenging.

    Good on ya. I'm trying to cut down to only having drinks on the weekend (I.e. No I don't need that delicious looking porter with dinner on Tuesday).

    I can already feel my tolerance waning. My life essence!

    I do that as well!*

    I'm also probably going to save my hard drinking to special events (my birthday, Halloween, PAX-South, ect...) as opposed to any random Saturday.

    Except for the Summer when I am my most stressed out, work-wise.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hey Zon

    Remember that time you failed to get into a drunken devil's threesome?

    Guess who showed you up this past weekend?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Hey Zon

    Remember that time you failed to get into a drunken devil's threesome?

    Guess who showed you up this past weekend?

    AWW FUCKKKKKK

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    What's a devils threesome

    Is it just regular sex but there's a goat in the room staring at you the whole time

    Hobnail on
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What's a devils threesome

    Is it just regular sex but there's a goat in the room staring at you the whole time

    Two dudes and one lady instead of two ladies and one dude

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What's a devils threesome

    Is it just regular sex but there's a goat in the room staring at you the whole time

    Two dudes and one lady, I believe.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Then what am I thinking of with the goat

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Then what am I thinking of with the goat

    The horns are dicks? I dunno, man.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Wait whose horns are dicks?

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    belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    So I missed the concert talk but I dont care. On friday I took a lady friend to see Pauly Shore. Because, uh, I liked father in law. and also I'm old as fuck. Pauly Shore is a hot mess. Literally sweating on everything and calls people out for not laughing loud enough at his jokes. Was funny though.

    Then I saw blink 182. Well, 2/3. The dude from Alkaline Trio wasn't bad. Sad to hear about Tom. And while Travis rocked my socks off, Mark just seem bored. The two bands before him, all time low and day to remember, were way more energetic.

    still was a ton of fun.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    getting drunk is all i have

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    SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
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    hurricanes and new orleans makes me think of something different

    The (other) staple hurricane of New Orleans.

    It's prepared in a hurricane lamp! Or was. Now you can just get it in a novelty glass

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What's a devils threesome

    Is it just regular sex but there's a goat in the room staring at you the whole time
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Then what am I thinking of with the goat

    We call that a Gustav.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    so I go to this restaurant for every special occasion because the owners are great and one of them always chats with us at the table for like hours its great

    but because we started only mostly going for special occasions they always bring me and my gf champagne.

    I don't drink. But I'm also Canadian As Fuck and therefore can't be rude, so we just did a sneaky glass-swap whenever the owner had her back turned so my gf just got twice as much champagne. But uh. We didn't know she'd always be bringing us champagne now. So. Like. This happened about 7 times. Eventually, I was there with visiting guests, so we didn't get champagne and I said 'just water' and tbh I've never ordered anything but water. She was like, 'Not drinking tonight??' and I was like HAHA NERVOUS LAUGH DROP OF SWEAT


    next time we went was for our anniversary. I didn't type 'anniversary' in the making a rezzy box, so we show up and for once I don't have to awkwardly shuffle booze around. But so then this time I was like, I don't want to deal with this anymore, so I said, "Oh no I've stopped drinking." To which she then asked, "Oh, why did you stop??"

    Honestly I don't remember what I said
    APPARENTLY, according the witnesses, the things i nervously blurted made me sound like a raging alcoholic.


    But at least I don't keep getting free bubbly that I don't drink out of politeness??

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    p.s. shirley temples are dope

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    "Why did you stop drinking?" seems like a question one should never ask to begin with, tbh.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    People here are a lot more... blunt with questions, culturally. So it wasn't that weird of a question. Just not one I was prepared for, considering I've never had a drop in my life.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    getting drunk is all i have

    You've got me brother.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    "well, it all started when i woke up in in mexico, having started drinking in Australia this was rather alarming, then after having to fight my way past an angry goat imbibed with the power of the devil to reach the nearest civilization only to get tricked into drinking once again and awakening in my old apartment from six years ago, i thought maybe this was starting to get out of hand. So, i guess you can say i'm cutting back to save money."

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Got drunk with a 74 year old geological super genius last night. We invited him over for reindeer and muskox. Homeboy showed up with a box of wine and a bottle of rum. Said we had to get rid of it. Following his lectures today was hard times.

    Fuck off and die.
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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    @Aphostile, I'm actually going to try to go alcohol free for thirty days after Labor Day to try to lose some weight.

    It will be challenging.

    There's always lo-carb non-alcoholic beer.

    Bwahahahahahaha.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    getting drunk is all i have

    You've got me brother.

    i repeat

    getting drunk is all i have

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    getting drunk is all i have

    You've got me brother.

    i repeat

    getting drunk is all i have

    This is accurate

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Remember back in May when I was homeless for a month, and a series of terrible hotels made me start to worry that I was the protagonist in a Lovecraft story and that eldritch beings were deliberately altering reality to fuck with me? And then I found a place to live, and it was cheap, but it was also really really terrible and gross and frankly unsafe?

    Well, I've finally got a couple leads on some much better places. Very convenient locations relative to my public transportation needs, and priced very comfortably for my budget, such that I may finally be 100% out of medical debt for the first time in 15 years by early 2017.

    The bad news, or more the "challenging" news, is that I've got to sort out the move right around PAX. My lease on the current place ends Wednesday, and I fly out Thursday morning at 7:30AM. So if one of these two places does pan out, I'm going to have to figure out a way to cram literally all of my possessions that I'm not taking on vacation with me into a storage unit. And if one of these places doesn't pan out... it's back to hotels until something else comes through, because I'd literally rather be homeless again than continue to live at my current place.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    At the hospital with my husband. His father, who is in a nursing home, is in with a severe GI bleed. His dad has made it very clear that he is in no circumstances to be resuscitated, and has refused a transfusion.

    It's not looking good, y'all. My husband lost his mom about four years ago now, and now his dad too...

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    hey, dude

    best wishes to you and yours. wish I could give you a hug

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Just incase anybody was kept up all night wondering if I was ever going to get a White Russian well rest easy


    I'm making White Russians.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    At the hospital with my husband. His father, who is in a nursing home, is in with a severe GI bleed. His dad has made it very clear that he is in no circumstances to be resuscitated, and has refused a transfusion.

    It's not looking good, y'all. My husband lost his mom about four years ago now, and now his dad too...

    :bro:

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Just incase anybody was kept up all night wondering if I was ever going to get a White Russian well rest easy


    I'm making White Russians.

    This is probably an unpopular opinion, but leaving out the milk/cream and just having a Black Russian is tastier drink. At least I think so.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    aw I have to go back to work this week. but that's okay, I think this year will go quite well

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    I am not sure if it's because i have reached year 30 but man only 3 months left for this one huh

    Where did all the time disappear too?

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    I am 34 in 2 days.

    Tomorrow I'm going to the doctor cause I'm like 80% sure that I have a hernia.


    Hello, whatever thread.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think I've had a hernia for 12 years.

    Once in a while it pops out so I push it back in. Hurts like hell though.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    D:

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I've got a hernia that I can't push back in. But it also doesn't hurt, which is why it I had for I don't know how long before a doctor discovered it. So now I've just this tubish lumpy protuberance from my gut.

    Enjoy your dinner.

    chromdom on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    I've got a hernia that I can't push back in. But it also doesn't hurt, which is why it I had for I don't know how long before a doctor discovered it. So now I've just this tubish lumpy protuberance from my gut.

    Enjoy your dinner.

    Since I'm eating a tubish lumpy protuberance I will!

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