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USA Presidential Election 2016: A Day at the Racist

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  • -SPI--SPI- Registered User regular
    I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    -SPI- wrote: »
    I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.

    You do you, but I love Trumps' voice & cadence.

    It is hilarious and I like to read other things with it in mind.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    -SPI- wrote: »
    I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.

    You do you, but I love Trumps' voice & cadence.

    It is hilarious and I like to read other things with it in mind.

    That's how it starts, and then one day you wake up and look in the mirror and see your orange reflection. You open your mouth to scream but only a single word escapes your mouth: "Sad!"

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    -SPI- wrote: »
    I found it impossible not to hear Trump's voice in my head when reading his statements (clearly a horrible situation), so I made the conscious decision to read all Trump tweets, statements and transcripts in a parody Christopher Walken voice instead. This election suddenly became a lot more pleasing to follow.

    I go with Dale Gribble or Abe Simpson, myself.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Paul Ryan: ‘The Comments Donald Trump Will Make Over The Next Few Months Are Regrettable’
    WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Paul Ryan: ‘The Comments Donald Trump Will Make Over The Next Few Months Are Regrettable’
    WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.

    Yikes

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Paul Ryan: ‘The Comments Donald Trump Will Make Over The Next Few Months Are Regrettable’
    WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.

    Yikes

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    While it is full of enough truth to warrant that 'yikes'

    Always be wary my friend

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Poe's law in full effect here.

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  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    aw man trump's got bigger hands than I do

    just barely over 7 inches :'(

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Edith Upwards was warned for this.
    So, a new Clinton ad targets Trump by showing all his clothing lines are outsourced to other countries.

    Meanwhile he hired the British marketing firm Cambridge Analytica who ran the pro-Brexit ads in the country by largely appealing to nationalism, anti-immigration, and racism.

    Once again, he Makes America Great Again by.... not hiring Americans and taking jobs he could create here out of the country. Huh. Something doesn't add up.

    Go look up the Dreyfus Affair and the Framing of the Mata Hari.

    These fuckers, these revanchists? They're always traitors. That's what a fascist is. Someone who believes, so completely and utterly, that their secret name is [National Personage], that they then immediately betray [National Personage] to their enemies and then sputter on about how it's the MUSLIMS, THE MUSLIMS WHO ARE DESTROYING AMERICA!!!!!! Take that, add ephemeral gain and the grandeur of a lost golden age, and you get a nazi. Jefferson would have been a Nazi, but Virginia had no glorious past to lose itself in, so he had to be a patriot instead.
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Ugh oh my god, I don't know where else to unpack this, but I guess my Ex and her friend are like anti feminists? They are talking about how women don't actually get harassed for being women but for being terrible, and its like arguing with a brick wall that thinks plaster is way better.

    No Bucketman, the word is fascist. Your ex and her friend are fascists. They are not human anymore, you have no obligation to fix them. Sever and euth.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Hahahahahaha jesus christ, dude

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    I feel bad that I enjoy the occasional crazy post

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    That avatar

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    Fucking hell what is wrong with you

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Yeah but how do you feel about papists

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Did yall not catch on last thread when she said she'd murder baptists?

    *Gender edit. My bad.

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  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    I just jumped in this thread and the first thing I see is naked lunacy.

    Maybe i ought to give this a few dozen pages to blow over.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    It's true that person hasn't made a single post here that wasn't barely relevant rambling.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    milski wrote: »
    I just jumped in this thread and the first thing I see is naked lunacy.

    Maybe i ought to give this a few dozen pages to blow over.

    'Clothed Lunacy' is the name of my LARP character.

    Edit: For Darkon, that is. My Vampire: The Masquerade LARP character is 'Nightlord Edward Snowden Cullen the Third' because 'Jon Snowden' was already taken.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Yeah but how do you feel about papists

    Well I do enjoy using it facetiously

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    Yeah but how do you feel about papists

    Pope Francis spent his cardinalship in Argentina screaming about gender theory.

    I think that sums my opinion up quite well.

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  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Machwing was warned for this.
    They are not human anymore, you have no obligation to fix them. Sever and euth.

    Hello friend: fuck off, you make bad posts

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    Yeah comrade, you may wanna cool it on the whole "fascists aren't people" thing, I got in trouble for some very similar rhetoric not long ago.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    god dammit yall dogpiled on her so quickly there's no room left for me I was gonna deploy a wolfenstein quote it was gonna be so fuckin funny that I woulda gotten a lot of agrees and awesomes

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Not going to feel bad about laughing at someone going around calling people fascists and using hyperbole (I hope) about euthanizing them.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY METZGER

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY METZGER

    And yet, you shall receive it.

    Witness my cruelty and despair!

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  • JedocJedoc I fought THE POD and THE POD wonRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY METZGER

    And yet, you shall receive it.

    Witness my cruelty and despair!

    A++ cruelty, would despair again.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Wait what was the quote?

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  • MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    An international opinion of the election:

    A couple of my friends went to Japan on a trip. One of the places they visited was a shrine, which had hanging ema (the little wooden boards with wishes written on them). There were hundreds of them, mostly in Japanese of course. They took a picture of one in particular that stuck out; it was written in English and said only,
    "PLEASE NOT
    DONALD TRUMP".

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY METZGER

    Please don't assume you understand the intentions behind an awesome thanks

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Aw shucks I guess I really did make an ass outta u and me

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You certainly did yes

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY METZGER

    And yet, you shall receive it.

    Witness my cruelty and despair!

    TAKE THIS

    MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Paul Ryan: ‘The Comments Donald Trump Will Make Over The Next Few Months Are Regrettable’
    WASHINGTON—Saying he will be shocked and saddened by the statements of his party’s presidential nominee, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan told reporters Thursday the comments Donald Trump will make over the next several months are “highly regrettable.” “I want to make clear that the remarks Donald Trump will say in the weeks ahead are unfortunate and do not reflect the views of the Republican Party,” said Ryan, who noted that while he did not agree with the “harmful and divisive” language Trump would choose to use between now and the election, he believed he could work with the candidate to enact a strong conservative platform. “Mr. Trump will take some distressing and morally indefensible positions during the remainder of his candidacy and, if the election goes as we hope, his presidency. I trust that we can move on from these regrettable lapses in judgment that will continue on a regular basis and get back to the issues that matter.” Addressing recent inflammatory comments made by the GOP nominee, Ryan added that he just had a productive conversation identical to the dozens more he will have over the next three months with Trump.

    Yikes

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    Our news cycle continues to merge with the Onion.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Aw shucks I guess I really did make an ass outta u and me

    This is not a Wolfenstein quote

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Aw shucks I guess I really did make an ass outta u and me

    This is not a Wolfenstein quote

    Someone hasn't played spear of destiny

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    With a couple of tweaks...
    "No Morty, the word is "fascist". Your ex and her friend are *fuuuurh* fascists. They are not human anymore, you have no obligation to fix them. Sever and euth, Morty. Sever and euth."

    "Aw gee Rick, I’m not sure I’m ready to just like, cut off all contact with them like that? I mean, fascists are people too right? Even if they are - if they even are fascists. I’m not completely sure I believe that Rick, at least not strongly enough to straight out murder them."

    "You’re too *suuuurh* sentimental, Morty. That’s your problem. That and your devastatingly low IQ. Pass me that neptunium allen key set."

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    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    A new born baby's skin is still porous, you can just leave them sitting in a bucket of blood and they'll soak up what they need.
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