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USA Presidential Election 2016: A Day at the Racist

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I got asked by loads of people at GenCon what I thought of Trump, as a Brit

    And I just told them that in the UK, a trump is a fart, and this was an accurate description. And nobody knows that! Nobody knows that trumping is farting!

    They thought it was pretty funny though. You guys should promote that as slang.

    So wait, the republican ticket just translates to "Fart Money" in the UK?

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Trump needs to keep digging this hole.

    I want to see a fist fight between him and Pence during a televised rally. Show people what a STRONG MAN he is.

    Since Trump has such small hands, his tiny fists should give him an advantage to slip through his opponent's defenses; unfortunately for Trump, he has to stop squinting to actually see which opponent he should be attacking.

    My god...the second swallow.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    Two months ago, Tampa, FL-based SPARK published on its online quarterly publication a conceptual, speculative identity for 2016 Libertarian Party U.S. presidential nominee, Gary Johnson. In the short time since, his campaign has adopted the concept without consent (aka “stolen the work”) from Spark. Instead of just accusing them of plagiarism, SPARK has made the identity’s assets available for them to download and at least do it right.

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  • BreakfastPMBreakfastPM Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    Trump needs to keep digging this hole.

    I want to see a fist fight between him and Pence during a televised rally. Show people what a STRONG MAN he is.

    Since Trump has such small hands, his tiny fists should give him an advantage to slip through his opponent's defenses; unfortunately for Trump, he has to stop squinting to actually see which opponent he should be attacking.

    His tiny hands focus the momentum into a much smaller area. Just like Ant-Man, but just for his hands.

    Ant-Manos, if you will.

    Ant-Manos: The Hands of Fate.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    In a similar vein there is a local realtor named Dick Pratt, presumably he works with Butt Jerk back at the office

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY im alucard Registered User regular
    edited August 2016


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

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  • NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    I got asked by loads of people at GenCon what I thought of Trump, as a Brit

    And I just told them that in the UK, a trump is a fart, and this was an accurate description. And nobody knows that! Nobody knows that trumping is farting!

    They thought it was pretty funny though. You guys should promote that as slang.

    So wait, the republican ticket just translates to "Fart Money" in the UK?

    And not lot of it either.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    If the sun were made of stupid

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  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY im alucard Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    If the sun were made of stupid

    Imagine that hydrogen doesn't exist. What do you think suns are made of now?

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Wait - that tweet is real, not a parody?

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    "Ignore all evidence that this election is going Clinton's way, except for the lack of evidence of the election being rigged; that shit you can't just trust us on."

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    That's a genius debate metric. "Pretend my opponent was a live alligator trying to eat you and your family. You wouldn't vote for her then, would you?"

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    That's a genius debate metric. "Pretend my opponent was a live alligator trying to eat you and your family. You wouldn't vote for her then, would you?"

    I mean

    The alligator trying to eat my family would definitely be a power move

    I'd have to respect that

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    Because I hate myself I decided to read further down the tweet chain and dude asked this...



    So unsurprisingly, another conservative media personality that doesn't understand basic statistics or what a poll even is.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.

    I call it Talkcharting

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    That's a genius debate metric. "Pretend my opponent was a live alligator trying to eat you and your family. You wouldn't vote for her then, would you?"

    I'd rather go toe-to-toe with a live and hungry alligator than vote for Trump. At least the apex predator will eventually, you know, stop eating everything it sees and lie down for a nap; Trump has a constant hunger for attention that cannot be sated.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.

    I call it Talkcharting



    checkmate, nerd

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.

    I call it Talkcharting



    checkmate, nerd

    Pretty sure the correct answer is "Old people who have nothing better to do than answer political calls".

    I was told during my brief stint as a telemarketer that "Old people are usually lonely and just want someone to talk to, if you sound friendly they'll talk forever and are an easy sale"

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Will the right convince themselves all pills are wrong again and be utterly shocked when they were right

    Again

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Will the right convince themselves all pills are wrong again and be utterly shocked when they were right

    Again

    Gimme dat pill

    I want dat pill

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I mean most left leaning people are my age or younger and dont do anything he tweeted ( dinnertime as a thing we do basically vanished in my early teens for example)so Id argue polls either go for older technophobe conservatives or maybe polling doesnt work like he thinks

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Will the right convince themselves all pills are wrong again and be utterly shocked when they were right

    Again

    If you require cognitive dissonance to maintain your party platform, losing grip on reality is an inevitability.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Oh yeah unskewed polls!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah unskewed polls!

    fuck yeah

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.

    I call it Talkcharting



    checkmate, nerd

    like the left can afford dinner

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  • StericaSterica Wow! That was shit.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Welcome back to the stage of history

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Oh man are we gonna get a repeat of Megyn Kelly walking over to the forecasting booth demanding to know what the nerds did wrong?

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Will the right convince themselves all pills are wrong again and be utterly shocked when they were right

    Again

    Absolutely, especially with trump seeding the narrative that everything will be rigged against him because he can read numbers and he knows how to shield his ego against a likely loss

    And then if he somehow wins then he did so despite the corruption and lying polls so its an even bigger personal boost

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    THESPOOKY wrote: »


    this tweet has been on my mind all morning

    it's like staring directly into the sun

    Well I suppose Id have to gather data from a large group of people maybe ask them "who you'd vote for if the election was today". "Polling" them if you will. Then Id organize it into a chart of some kind.

    I call it Talkcharting



    checkmate, nerd

    like the left can afford dinner

    I have it on good (Facebook meme) authority that the left can afford dinner. They buy it with their EBT cards and food stamps paid for by all the employeed bootstrappy Republicans.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »

    Fits right in with the comments about how if Trump doesn't win Florida that means the election is absolutely rigged.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I would absolutely vote for an alligator eating me before I would vote for Trump.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Oh man are we gonna get a repeat of Megyn Kelly walking over to the forecasting booth demanding to know what the nerds did wrong?

    I dunno, after everything during the primary she's probably gonna be the only one to enjoy election night.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I get political poll calls every month or so.

    I usually don't mind. It takes like 2 minutes.

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  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Reminds me of the exact same claims circa 2012 that the polls were all skewed and biased against Republicans.

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I wonder who's going to be playing the role of Karl Rove this year, and have a televised meltdown when they realize that the "unbiased" bubble they spent the last 3 months building just popped.

    EDIT: I mean besides Trump. I mean, obviously he's going to lose his shit and that'll be amazing. I'm talking about the "respected GOP head" who just watches his life crumble.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Reminds me of the exact same claims circa 2012 that the polls were all skewed and biased against Republicans.

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    But they were! Just there wasn't any accounting for OBAMA FRAUD:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    BarackOFraudo.com is a pretty good domain though

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Oh man are we gonna get a repeat of Megyn Kelly walking over to the forecasting booth demanding to know what the nerds did wrong?

    This was such a great payoff to a long night of waiting for the inevitable.

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