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USA Presidential Election 2016: Straight Outta Breitbart

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    I want you all to appreciate something. That thing yesterday where I spent three hours posting about how various presidents would take someone to pound town?

    I got paid for that.

    Lots of people have been paid for time they spent taking a shit

    I genuinely hate it when I have to take a shit that isn't on The Man's time. It's like stealing money from yourself.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I mean, I keep hearing that Obama has deported more people than any previous president, so is that what Trump wants to emulate?

    if so he should just say that, because anything Obama does is terrible and bad obviously, even if it's what you already wanted to do.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    If I can't get paid to take a shit I try to make sure I at least take a shit where nobody wants me to

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Think a response on the request for a Supreme Court stay on NC voter ID is required by Thursday, waiting to see how that shakes out. Expecting it to be shut down, hoping it's with prejudice, and just uncertain enough to be a little nervous (Seriously, Breyer, a courtesy vote?)

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    One time a guy was talking to me at like five minutes before I leave and I was all "dude I'm sure this is super interesting but I have a dump to do and if I don't take it right now I have to wait until tomorrow"

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    THESPOOKY wrote: »

    If you don't hear the Nefarious Popcorn Music with every loop of that gif, you are a stronger man than I.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Seems like it would still count if you just shit your pants while speaking to the gentleman

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Seems like it would still count if you just shit your pants while speaking to the gentleman

    There was no laundry at work. How am I supposed to turn that into a billable hour?

    I think there's laundry at PA though, so it's something that could happen in the future.

    Also he was no gentleman.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Seems like it would still count if you just shit your pants while speaking to the gentleman

    I think there's laundry at PA though, so it's something that could happen in the future.

    Inshallah

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    The nice thing about the advent of smartphones is that I can now just forum while pooping. It's still a complete waste of my time, but at least I'm wasting my time in the same way I usually do.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    The nice thing about the advent of smartphones is that I can now just forum while pooping. It's still a complete waste of my time, but at least I'm wasting my time in the same way I usually do.

    Yeah but do you see how that's kind of a double edged sword for me

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I remember I refused to have a phone with mobile data for years and years and years because I said "that's it, once I do that my life is fucking over, they can get me anywhere" and then eventually I had to get a new phone and they didn't even offer a plan with no data and I was sitting at the pub and my email went off with an @ notification and I was all like "yep, this is garbage"

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    If I can't get paid to take a shit I try to make sure I at least take a shit where nobody wants me to

    for the third time, stay out of my foyer

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Bring a bunch of bibles and ask with complete sincerity if you can join them.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I want you all to appreciate something. That thing yesterday where I spent three hours posting about how various presidents would take someone to pound town?

    I got paid for that.

    This is why I love SE++

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I'm still morbidly curious about Jeb Bush's performance.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    "please clap"

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Jeb Bush is a conscientious, sentimental lover with little natural ability but a strong emotional connection to his partner. You're not going to have an earth-shattering orgasm but for a few minutes you'll know that, to Jeb, you're the only girl in the world.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    jeb-and-columba-whip-up-guacamole-for-sunday-funday-get-your-jeb-guaca-bowl-before-all-gone-32641.jpg

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Jeb Bush is a conscientious, sentimental lover with little natural ability but a strong emotional connection to his partner. You're not going to have an earth-shattering orgasm but for a few minutes you'll know that, to Jeb, you're the only girl in the world.

    You're the only one that he'll ever love?

    Like you're the only one that knows his heart?

    Only girl in th world?

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    jeb jelqs like a madman, for sure

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    sorry I don't listen to jazz

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    jeb jelqs's queefstionable cuntent

    my favorite webcomic

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    known webcomic artist, jeb jelqs

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I remember I refused to have a phone with mobile data for years and years and years because I said "that's it, once I do that my life is fucking over, they can get me anywhere" and then eventually I had to get a new phone and they didn't even offer a plan with no data and I was sitting at the pub and my email went off with an @ notification and I was all like "yep, this is garbage"

    The caveat I gave when they asked me to have e-mail on my phone was 'if you want me to have e-mail on my phone, you guys can pay for the phone and the plan.'

    They were more than happy to do that.

    I should've asked for more. Nothing like getting an irritating e-mail at 10PM and spending the rest of your evening impotently fuming.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    You know most places would just tell you to go and fuck yourself if you said that. You lucked out.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Tube wrote: »
    You know most places would just tell you to go and fuck yourself if you said that. You lucked out.

    Game development exists in a state of equilibrium where they will make occasional compromises since they know that, at some point, you're going to work lots of unpaid overtime and as such they're more than happy to toss you 80$ a month for a phone plan, because they're still getting amazing value for heir dollar.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    how would george washington fuck? have we done george washington yet?

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Are we still talking about presidents fucking?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    how would george washington fuck? have we done george washington yet?

    I hear he replaced his donger with a wooden prosthetic.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    would you let george washington cross your delaware and winter in your valley forge

    would you let him chop down your cherry tree

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    how would george washington fuck? have we done george washington yet?

    I hear he replaced his donger with a wooden prosthetic.

    that's a myth, it was actually a taxidermied hippo dick.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I think back in Washingtons day people fucked differently, I think women would lay a clutch of eggs and then their spouse would spray them with cum

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    how would george washington fuck? have we done george washington yet?

    George Washington had like thirty goddamned dicks.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I think back in Washingtons day people fucked differently, I think women would lay a clutch of eggs and then their spouse would spray them with cum

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    he fucked the shit out of bears
    threw a knife into heaven
    and could kill with a stare

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    these are just memes

    i want hard-hitting, well-researched historical facts

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Bring a bunch of bibles and ask with complete sincerity if you can join them.

    I'd rather not get shot to death, thanks.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    how would george washington fuck? have we done george washington yet?

    George Washington had like thirty goddamned dicks.

    he'll dick you apart

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    You know Trump is having an off day in the news when we spend all our time extolling the fuck merits of dead presidents.

    Or maybe we're just exhausted by his never-ending 'look at me' quest.

    Or maybe ... and bear with me here ... maybe we're all just a bunch of perverts.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I mean, I keep hearing that Obama has deported more people than any previous president, so is that what Trump wants to emulate?

    if so he should just say that, because anything Obama does is terrible and bad obviously, even if it's what you already wanted to do.

    I think he might be trying a more subtle take on what he tried with black voters? Like, "Oh, yeah, I'll keep doing what the Dem president is doing, which is deporting record numbers of undocumented immigrants." That could cause some Latinx folks to stay home on election day (we all know there's nothing Trump could do to actually win that bloc), which could at least narrow the gap and give his candidacy a veneer of mainstream legitimacy even in defeat.

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