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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh great and now a message from an ex. Apparently this is just my week for being hounded by Spanish-speaking men I have no desire to talk to.

    ¡Ay, caramba!

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    We are going out to lunch today.

    My mother is going with us.

    I'm nervous but like, I shouldn't be, I know they will like each other a whole lot.

    It's also the first day of her vacation! So soon we will be taking that surprise trip she planned.

    Uriel on
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    We are going out to lunch today.

    My mother is going with us.

    I'm nervous but like, I shouldn't be, I know they will like each other a whole lot.

    It's also the first day of her vacation! So soon we will be taking that surprise trip she planned.

    Uriel I am really damn happy for you and I think it's okay to be a little nervous. It's a sign that you care, which is good.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    We are going out to lunch today.

    My mother is going with us.

    I'm nervous but like, I shouldn't be, I know they will like each other a whole lot.

    It's also the first day of her vacation! So soon we will be taking that surprise trip she planned.

    Uriel I am really damn happy for you and I think it's okay to be a little nervous. It's a sign that you care, which is good.

    Thanks Omni.

    I feel like I keep coming in here and bragging up the place but like... I just feel so excited.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh great and now a message from an ex. Apparently this is just my week for being hounded by Spanish-speaking men I have no desire to talk to.

    At least your ex acknowledges your existence?

    Or would you prefer the sweet embrace of denial?

    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    We are going out to lunch today.

    My mother is going with us.

    I'm nervous but like, I shouldn't be, I know they will like each other a whole lot.

    It's also the first day of her vacation! So soon we will be taking that surprise trip she planned.

    Uriel I am really damn happy for you and I think it's okay to be a little nervous. It's a sign that you care, which is good.

    Thanks Omni.

    I feel like I keep coming in here and bragging up the place but like... I just feel so excited.

    I, for one, am 1000% ok with this and hope it continues. :)

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Yeah, we need happy people bragging about their good times to offset all the texts from exes and horrors of online dating.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2016
    Karl wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh great and now a message from an ex. Apparently this is just my week for being hounded by Spanish-speaking men I have no desire to talk to.

    At least your ex acknowledges your existence?

    Or would you prefer the sweet embrace of denial?

    In this particular case - actually in almost all cases - I wluld prefer my exes never spoke to, looked at, or wrote to me again.

    Edit: I mean one of the (several) reasons this person is definitively an ex is that at one point he started ignoring me completely so, you know. Fuck off.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh great and now a message from an ex. Apparently this is just my week for being hounded by Spanish-speaking men I have no desire to talk to.

    At least your ex acknowledges your existence?

    Or would you prefer the sweet embrace of denial?

    In this particular case - actually in almost all cases - I wluld prefer my exes never spoke to, looked at, or wrote to me again.

    Mandatory Eternal Sunshining for all exes.

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh great and now a message from an ex. Apparently this is just my week for being hounded by Spanish-speaking men I have no desire to talk to.

    At least your ex acknowledges your existence?

    Or would you prefer the sweet embrace of denial?

    In this particular case - actually in almost all cases - I wluld prefer my exes never spoke to, looked at, or wrote to me again.

    Mandatory Eternal Sunshining for all exes.

    Oh no.
    They should remember me forever.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Blind them.

    Remove their tongues.

    Slit their noses.

    Send them to a monastery.

    They will never be able to challenge your right to the throne.

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Tonight we're going to a popup restaurant where there will be 5 different kinds of grilled cheese in small plate form. Never been to one of these, so I'm pretty excited.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
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    I found that I'm so unfit, that exercise totally worked.

    Beautiful racist ex girlfriend? Sorry I've got no time to think about you, this last assisted pull up is killing me

    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
    Peas
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh great and now a message from an ex. Apparently this is just my week for being hounded by Spanish-speaking men I have no desire to talk to.

    At least your ex acknowledges your existence?

    Or would you prefer the sweet embrace of denial?

    In this particular case - actually in almost all cases - I wluld prefer my exes never spoke to, looked at, or wrote to me again.

    Mandatory Eternal Sunshining for all exes.

    Oh no.
    They should remember me forever.

    Oh, okay. In that case you need a voidfish. Feed it just your contact information. That way they'll remember you but if they ever think of trying to contact you, your info will come up as just static.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Oh great and now a message from an ex. Apparently this is just my week for being hounded by Spanish-speaking men I have no desire to talk to.

    At least your ex acknowledges your existence?

    Or would you prefer the sweet embrace of denial?

    In this particular case - actually in almost all cases - I wluld prefer my exes never spoke to, looked at, or wrote to me again.

    Edit: I mean one of the (several) reasons this person is definitively an ex is that at one point he started ignoring me completely so, you know. Fuck off.

    Tell them you are getting a new phone and give them my number. I will provide them with all the pictures of my naked butthole they could ever desire, and probably even a few they don't.

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    Also in case there is cheesecake, but not enough chocolate.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date?

    never

    dates are great they're always dates

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    I have no idea. I dunno if anything in particular my girl and I have done together could be considered a classical "Date".

    Although maybe all of it is?

    Now I am in deep thought!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    I have no idea. I dunno if anything in particular my girl and I have done together could be considered a classical "Date".

    Although maybe all of it is?

    Now I am in deep thought!

    A date can be literally anything, if you want it to be. As long as you're doing something together, it can count.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    John Wick is really really good

    The start of the film is very sad though

    YOU'RE ALL BABIES.
    SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO WASTE.
    Koshian wrote: »
    JOKE'S ON YOU
    MY POTENTIAL IS ALREADY WASTED
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I still gotta look for someplace to get a cute couple pairs of socks with birds on em as part of a joke we had made.

    Hard part of buying your girlfriend socks as a gift without giving it away? Asking about what size socks she wears!

    Xaquin
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    there are sock sizes??

    Xaquin
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I thought there was!?

    Xaquin
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Correct response:

    New phone, who dis?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    that exchange really made me happy for some reason

  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    My girlfriend's baking me a cake for my birthday :D

    She's so niiiice

    Take a moment to donate what you can to the International Rescue Committee, the National Immigration Law Center, the Southern Poverty Law Center, and the American Civil Liberties Union. There has never been a more urgent moment to do so.
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    there are sock sizes??

    Well, considering how much the size of feet can vary, yeah. Socks for a size 7 foot sure as hell aren't gonna fit a size 14 and vice-versa.

    They follow a "small", "medium", "large" format though.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Y'all ever get that thing when you just kind of want to casually browse Tinder, maybe feel a brief sense of validation due to a match

    And then people start messaging you and you're like

    "Okay yes this is nice and theoretically what I'm here for everything but man I just wanted to make some catty decisions about other people"

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Y'all ever get that thing when you just kind of want to casually browse Tinder, maybe feel a brief sense of validation due to a match

    Nope!

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Y'all ever get that thing when you just kind of want to casually browse Tinder, maybe feel a brief sense of validation due to a match

    And then people start messaging you and you're like

    "Okay yes this is nice and theoretically what I'm here for everything but man I just wanted to make some catty decisions about other people"

    I used to go to book stores with my best friend and do something kind of similar. He's got a masters in writing and will eventually be a novelist whenever he admits he's done with his book.

    We'd be mean about ridiculous fantasy and literature set-ups based on the backs of books and browsing passages, but then sometimes one of us would eventually run across a good book and that was vaguely disappointing.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    When you lose count I think! Or actually I guess never, but it stops feeling like a whole thing.

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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Shen wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    When you lose count I think! Or actually I guess never, but it stops feeling like a whole thing.

    My girlfriend and I stopped counting dates when we started making plans for multiple days in advance (Saturday this restaurant, Monday movie and ice cream, etc)

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I still gotta look for someplace to get a cute couple pairs of socks with birds on em as part of a joke we had made.

    Hard part of buying your girlfriend socks as a gift without giving it away? Asking about what size socks she wears!

    @Uriel

    https://sockdrawer.com/collections/colorful-bird-socks

    For sock sizes, it's basically just men's and women.

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    John Wick is really really good

    The start of the film is very sad though

    He told me last week that he'd never seen it. I don't think my face hid my shock and disappointment.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    John Wick is really really good

    The start of the film is very sad though

    He told me last week that he'd never seen it. I don't think my face hid my shock and disappointment.

    I haven't seen it either since a dog dies in it, apparently.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    pet death in horror movies absolutely enrages me. it's so lazy and stupid and cheap

    I have no idea what john wick even is tho

    Xaquin
  • Gnome-InterruptusGnome-Interruptus Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    4th date tonight. When do you stop calling it a date? I think there's going to be cheesecake and John Wick. I've bought chocolate just in case there's no cheesecake.

    As long as its a planned event or it requires going somewhere, its a date! I dont personally count staying in, but some people might.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    pet death in horror movies absolutely enrages me. it's so lazy and stupid and cheap

    I have no idea what john wick even is tho

    It's a cool guy action movie.

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