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[Love] is a Battlefield

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Orgies sound completely exhausting to me, typically I like to nap or cuddle and talk about nerd shit after sexytimes, not do more sexytimes.

    I think God may have accidentally given me the libido of an overweight housecat

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    They must've not ever seen me if they've invited me to an orgy.

    Well maybe they really want to see you and since you keep dismissing their other attempts to hang out they're trying to find something you'll like.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    A proper orgy sounds like a good time

    I'm not sure even my friends are slutty enough for that sort of thing though

    They are fun but not like amazing

    Fake edit though one with friends might be more fun if you've got the kind of friends you'd go to an orgy with I guess

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    An orgy with my friends would just turn into board game night pretty much immediately.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    An orgy with my friends would just turn into board game night pretty much immediately.

    Honestly, dicks out Mascarade sounds like a pretty fun game still

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    it would be pretty fun if everyone was on drugs i feel like

    if i wasn't on drugs i dunno that i would enjoy it

    poo
  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    An orgy with my friends would just turn into board game night pretty much immediately.

    Honestly, dicks out Mascarade sounds like a pretty fun game still

    I think you gotta go for something that's even more bluffing-integral, like Sheriff of Nottingham.

    Certainly would add an extra frisson to the bag inspections.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Orgy is cool and all, their cover of "Blue Monday" is pretty good if you like industrial music.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Yeah um

    I'm having trouble even imagining myself kissing someone, much less having sex with multiple people at once

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah um

    I'm having trouble even imagining myself kissing someone, much less having sex with multiple people at once

    It's much lower stress than kissing, honestly

    Kissing it's all on you

    At least with group sex there's some other folks there to pick up the slack

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah um

    I'm having trouble even imagining myself kissing someone, much less having sex with multiple people at once

    It's much lower stress than kissing, honestly

    Kissing it's all on you

    At least with group sex there's some other folks there to pick up the slack

    Yeah, so you gotta worry "am I contributing enough? Am I contributing too much?" Or even worse, you might get left out of the action!

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Yeah um

    I'm having trouble even imagining myself kissing someone, much less having sex with multiple people at once

    It's much lower stress than kissing, honestly

    Kissing it's all on you

    At least with group sex there's some other folks there to pick up the slack

    Yeah, so you gotta worry "am I contributing enough? Am I contributing too much?" Or even worse, you might get left out of the action!

    wait a minute, I think this is my bottom?!

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  • AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    I'm eating cheesecake. Cheesecake is the best.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Popular group sex positions:

    The Curly Wurly
    The Great Wall of China
    The Mekong Naga
    The Satyrricane
    The Caracas Spider

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I'm pretty sure I got invited to an orgy a couple times in my early 20s, by a couple I met in my FF11 rare monster hunting guild. They lived on the other side of the same Hawaiian Island I was going to school on, and were pretty open swingers, and also always talking about "Naturist" parties that they would host that they wanted me to check out.

    What I should have said was "No thanks, that doesn't sound super compatible with my religious beliefs", because that would have been true at the time, and would have stopped future invitations. What I actually said, trying to be clever and polite, was "Haha, thanks, but I'd prefer to get a little more experience with the Solo Content before I sign up for a Raid."

    And then like half an hour later, I realized "Wait, damn it, solo content would be masturbating. I MEANT, LIKE, SEX WITH ONE OTHER NON-ME PERSON, CRAAAAP"

    Hey man, at least you didn't get kicked out of an orgy due to racism.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Feelings a little lonely tonight, maybe

    Which I also kind of feel bad for in a weird way. Like, I had a gf and I broke up with her, do I get to feel lonely? I mean, that doesn't change how I feel, but I'm less comfortable feeling it (in a paradoxical kind of way)

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Also, if someone invites you to an orgy without ever having met you in person or even seen a picture of you, I feel safe saying you can lower your expectations for the other orgyists quite a bit.

    This is my actual problem with orgies. I kind of want to vet people I'm going to be that intimate with. But i also kind of hate the "Me and my lovers would like to take you to a get to know you brunch".

    I don't wanna find out one of the dudes there is a gun-toting Trump supporter really into interraccial cuckholdin'
    like uhhh, hard paaaaaasssss

    NeoToma on
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Also, if someone invites you to an orgy without ever having met you in person or even seen a picture of you, I feel safe saying you can lower your expectations for the other orgyists quite a bit.

    This is my actual problem with orgies. I kind of want to vet people I'm going to be that intimate with. But i also kind of hate the "Me and my lovers would like to take you to a get to know you brunch".

    I don't wanna find out one of the dudes there is a gun-toting Trump supporter really into interraccial cuckholdin'
    like uhhh, hard paaaaaasssss

    Man, I didn't even think of that last part

    that sounds awkward

    also now I'm thinking about the typical assumption of asian women being meek and submissive and oh no oh noooo

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I mean, that's why I'd prefer an orgy to be an event with my friends

    Like, let's all get drunk and just, you know, fuck

    But that's just friendship with me on a larger scale, I guess, as that's definitely already happened with some of my friends

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Note to self: Straightzi is a lacivious lush.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    This is one of those nights where my social plans fell through and I feel just a little bit relieved

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Sounds like a good night for drinking in bed imho

    Grey GhostAngelina
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Man, I probably will have a drink tonight. That sounds pretty good.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Note to self: Straightzi is a lacivious lush.

    I'm very open about this fact, I'm surprised it took you this long to pick up on it

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  • webguy20webguy20 Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    This is one of those nights where my social plans fell through and I feel just a little bit relieved

    Oh man this. I've had nights where I was going out just to be social and so people wouldn't forget who I was. Then it gets cancelled and oh man, its just great. That big sigh of relief and sinking into the couch with a cold beer in hand.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Some peeps were coming over to watch spooky movies and then someone had to back out and it kind of dominoed from there, so instead of having to clean up and entertain I can just have a beer and not give a hell

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    This seems like a neat idea.

    I really like this part
    What do you have to say about love that differs from advice reality-TV matchmakers give?
    Our culture is built on selling things, and I think the way that you sell things is to make people feel bad about themselves. It's really hard on us. I don't know how anyone is getting out of bed in the morning. You watch reality TV and all the women have blond hair, their skin is the same color, and their teeth are so white. It gives you this idea that love is for other people. But what I've found through doing this for a while is the people who are the most successful are not the people who are doing anything to make themselves homogeneous. They are clear about who they are and align who they are internally with their visual representation of themselves. If everyone is trying to be someone else, it doesn't feel special. I'd rather be one person's favorite person than everyone's passively fine person.

    http://www.vice.com/read/the-feminist-matchmaker-fighting-dating-apps

    Auralynxpooka
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Note to self: Straightzi is a lacivious lush.

    I'm very open about this fact, I'm surprised it took you this long to pick up on it

    Actually it took me this long to make a note about it. Up until now your file was simply "Actor; probably complains about lighting frequently, claiming that cool color washes make his skin look too porous"

    Straightzipooka
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    it would be pretty fun if everyone was on drugs i feel like

    if i wasn't on drugs i dunno that i would enjoy it

    That sounds even worse than regular orgy.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Note to self: Straightzi is a lacivious lush.

    I'm very open about this fact, I'm surprised it took you this long to pick up on it

    Actually it took me this long to make a note about it. Up until now your file was simply "Actor; probably complains about lighting frequently, claiming that cool color washes make his skin look too porous"

    Haha, I play villains and monster men

    There's no lighting in the world that could ruin my onstage appearance

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Note to self: Straightzi is a lacivious lush.

    I'm very open about this fact, I'm surprised it took you this long to pick up on it

    Actually it took me this long to make a note about it. Up until now your file was simply "Actor; probably complains about lighting frequently, claiming that cool color washes make his skin look too porous"

    Haha, I play villains and monster men

    There's no lighting in the world that could ruin my onstage appearance

    Challenge accepted

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    What is the deal with anything
    Ugh

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    That's my favorite Liz Lemon quote!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    That's my favorite Liz Lemon quote!

    Yeah but I keep seeing it attributed to Cathy, who clearly stole it.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Chocolate chocolate chocolate! Ack!

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Maybe I'm too genuine

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Maybe I'm too genuine

    No such thing. You can be too forward certainly, but being entirely genuine should be everyone's ideal. Fakeness is not an attractive quality.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    Pop up grilled cheese dinner night was amazing! For $50 we showed up at the chef's apartment where she had 6 courses of different grilled cheese sandwiches (one of which was dessert) and unlimited sangria and cranberry margaritas. Got to interact with 20 other random people where I found out that one of them is living in the exact same apartment I lived in 2 years ago. Small world!

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    man where are my soft pj pants
    tonight is a hot chocolate and pjs night

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    man where are my soft pj pants
    tonight is a hot chocolate and pjs night

    Shit, it so is.

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