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Everyone Should Watch Blood Punch

Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache lifeRegistered User regular
edited August 2016 in Social Entropy++
hey. hi. hello.

it's everyone's favorite friend, rorshach kringle.

we need to talk about blood punch, and more importantly, why you should watch blood punch.

it is a movie written by power ranger writers and starring former power rangers. said power rangers are caught up in a meth scheme that turns into groundhog day, only with a lot more murder and a lot less of that becoming a better person bullshit.

here is a trailer

https://youtu.be/sPxVABa5vnY

this film is probably my favorite of the past decade.. it takes its premise to every possible logical conclusion, and then up and pulls the rug out from under you with a swerve.

it's the exact opposite of predictable, and just a twisted delight.

currently it is streaming, for free on the amazon prime video service and also on the hulu plus.

you should take advantage of this fantastic opportunity to see one of the best genre films of the decade.

and after you watch it, you can enjoy this blooper reel. or maybe even before. bloopers are the best thing.

https://youtu.be/OJBOFgIVmEE

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Amazon prime isn't free though aj!

    However your description has convinced me to watch it. Maybe when tonight's storms are all over.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    no aj

    i wont

    so suck it

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    welp

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    tito please watch blood punch

    it will fix you

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    fix????

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Punching someone in the blood seems a little rude tbh

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    but ziggy was the worst part of RPM
    no he wasn't, that was definitely the twins

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Finally! Best movie ever!

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I might watch it tonight with the wife. She will probably hate it, so even if I think it's terrible I can at least enjoy her misery.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Everybody should watch it. EVERYBODY

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    How much time do the blood punchers spend in Panama City

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    How much time do the blood punchers spend in Panama City

    Roughly 13 seconds.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I'll probably watch this tonight.

    Or tomorrow night.

    Who knows

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Watch it now!

  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    WeedLordVegeta wrote: »
    but ziggy was the worst part of RPM

    we are no longer friends

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Watch it now!

    I'm at work!

    and also too tired

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Watch it now!

    I'm at work!

    and also too tired

    I'm sick of your excuses!

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    FINE, I'LL WATCH IT RIGHT NOW

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    FINE, I'LL WATCH IT RIGHT NOW

    GOOOOOD

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    A movie?!

    Pfffft.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    @Raijin Quickfoot @Gustav what is your favorite trick in blood punch

    mine is
    when you find out that milton has died hundreds of times and skyler really is as cold as you thought

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Regrettably AJ is pretty correct about this movie.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    @Raijin Quickfoot @Gustav what is your favorite trick in blood punch

    mine is
    when you find out that milton has died hundreds of times and skyler really is as cold as you thought

    Well yeah, that's the best part.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    The montage.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    @Raijin Quickfoot @Gustav what is your favorite trick in blood punch

    mine is
    when you find out that milton has died hundreds of times and skyler really is as cold as you thought

    Well yeah, that's the best part.

    but the best part is
    milton showing russell all the other russells he tortured!!!

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I love
    How completely nonchalant they get about killing Russell.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I love
    How completely nonchalant they get about killing Russell.
    it just become such a chore

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nomination for Archer as best character.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited August 2016
    That's what I dig about this film.
    As super blasse and unprecious it gets about a life, it still swings it around to make it sting on the reveal

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2016
    Cohen Halloway is a treasure

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    everyone, should i watch blood punch?

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    (though I still wish the sound mixing wasn't shit.)

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    miscellaneousinsanity wrote: »
    everyone, should i watch blood punch?

    yes

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Everytime someone watches Blood Punch is a victory for life.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Everytime someone watches Blood Punch is a victory for life.

    If AJ is an agent of life my polarities got SUPER fucking reversed.

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    See that AJ I snuck a Doctor Who joke in your thread.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Everytime someone watches Blood Punch is a victory for life.

    If AJ is an agent of life my polarities got SUPER fucking reversed.

    Even the sun shines on a dog's ass some days.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    motherfucker

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ewwwww Dr. Who.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    At least I snuck in a White Men Can't Jump quote.

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