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Everyone Should Watch Blood Punch

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Divorce Force Registered User regular
    Hey, this was a gooooood movie.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Regrettably AJ is pretty correct about this movie.

    Hey, gang, I thought I'd let you in on the joke making process. Give you a glimpse of how the sausage is made.

    This post is pretty good joke fodder! It has a pretty fun phrase in it. One that can be spun off in a few different ways. So like any joke fodder, it starts with a question.

    The question here is: What is "Regrettably AJ" the name of? Is it

    a) An Olde English scented cologne (No, this is too obvious. The well's been drawn from too often)
    b) A Choose-Your-Own Adventure novel where every ending is "alligators eat you" (Not bad, but requires too-detailed knowledge of Goosebumps: Escape from the Carnival of Horror)
    c) A white rapper who feels pretty bad about both of those adjectives (Well structured, but problematic in several ways)
    d) The long overdue male reboot of Suddenly Susan (Pretty good, but lacks the alliteration of Suddenly Susan and suffers in the process)

    Given the options available, and removed of the time to care to come up with more, the correct answer is d)

    Now let's see how this is applied in a practical sense
    Gustav wrote: »
    Regrettably AJ is pretty correct about this movie.

    Regrettably AJ is taking a lot of unfair flak on Twitter, but I think it's about time we got a male reboot of Suddenly Susan

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
    i fucking hate you, will

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    i fucking hate you, will

    I don't believe that for a second

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Divorce Force Registered User regular
    Jesus Pooro, I need an AP credit after slogging through that.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Jesus Pooro, I need an AP credit after slogging through that.

    Imagine if I put this much effort into something worthwhile

    Goatmon
  • ZonugalZonugal The Divorce Force Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Jesus Pooro, I need an AP credit after slogging through that.

    Imagine if I put this much effort into something worthwhile

    STOP GIVING ME HOMEWORK, DAD!

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Regrettably AJ is pretty correct about this movie.

    Hey, gang, I thought I'd let you in on the joke making process. Give you a glimpse of how the sausage is made.

    This post is pretty good joke fodder! It has a pretty fun phrase in it. One that can be spun off in a few different ways. So like any joke fodder, it starts with a question.

    The question here is: What is "Regrettably AJ" the name of? Is it

    a) An Olde English scented cologne (No, this is too obvious. The well's been drawn from too often)
    b) A Choose-Your-Own Adventure novel where every ending is "alligators eat you" (Not bad, but requires too-detailed knowledge of Goosebumps: Escape from the Carnival of Horror)
    c) A white rapper who feels pretty bad about both of those adjectives (Well structured, but problematic in several ways)
    d) The long overdue male reboot of Suddenly Susan (Pretty good, but lacks the alliteration of Suddenly Susan and suffers in the process)

    Given the options available, and removed of the time to care to come up with more, the correct answer is d)

    Now let's see how this is applied in a practical sense
    Gustav wrote: »
    Regrettably AJ is pretty correct about this movie.

    Regrettably AJ is taking a lot of unfair flak on Twitter, but I think it's about time we got a male reboot of Suddenly Susan

    Alley Oop was my favorite newspaper comic as it turns out.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    this seems dope

    going on the to-watch list right after green room

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This thread should not be falling off of the front page. It should be full of reactions of people watching it for the first time!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    Not interested

    Take me off the list

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Divorce Force Registered User regular
    The fact that this movie stars a low-grade Channing Tatum substitute was hilarious to me.

    It really pushed it from great to amazing.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Hey

    FYI

    I'm watching Blood Punch

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    What the hell

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yesssssssss

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Veldrin wrote: »
    What the hell

    YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING BLOOD PUNCH

    Rorshach Kringle on
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    Well I guess I know what I'm doing this afternoon

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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    Is this a gory & sad film about tragedy?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Is this a gory & sad film about tragedy?

    It's not really gory. It has some gore but nothing too extreme.

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  • KetarKetar My autocomplete is a tad agressive today.Registered User regular
    Pretty sure this is on tap for late tonight once we're too drunk for any more board games. The last couple of game nights we wrapped up by watching The Guest, Detention and The Final Girls, and this looks like the best option for tonight.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
    Is this a gory & sad film about tragedy?

    no

    unless that's what you want

    then, yes

    either way: watch blood punch

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Jesus Pooro, I need an AP credit after slogging through that.

    Imagine if I put this much effort into something worthwhile

    I worry that if I start putting effort into things that aren't obscure nerdy shit no one cares about, I'll have to give up my autism card.

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Watched Blood Punch. Verdict: Pretty ok.
    The "twist" of how they can get out of the loop was made too obvious though with them doubling up on lines about the last one left. I did like the plan to find out if she would cross him though, that was pretty satisfying.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
    Watched Blood Punch. Verdict: Pretty ok.
    The "twist" of how they can get out of the loop was made too obvious though with them doubling up on lines about the last one left. I did like the plan to find out if she would cross him though, that was pretty satisfying.
    it's not really a twist on how they get out of the loop. it's basically spelled out for them with russell's story. and hinted it heavily throughout. by the time the characters realize it, it's blatantly obvious to the audience. and i like that. i like a movie that keeps you ahead of the characters every now and again.

    the only things i would consider absolute twists are:

    the dead miltons
    the reveal, via police camera, that they've been in the loop for five years
    milton's plan to see if skyler would betray him

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Turns out this is also on Hulu Plus, btw. Pretty good.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    Ok that was great

    Now I want to watch Groundhog's Day for the billionth time

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Turns out this is also on Hulu Plus, btw. Pretty good.

    this is very important news!

    i keep forgetting hulu plus had movies!!!

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  • QuantumTurkQuantumTurk Registered User regular
    Fair enough. Hush was better though. Errybody go watch hush. or, "A study in Chekhov's gun"

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot Here You Go, AC SLATER ROD BELDINGRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hush may be a better movie but Blood Punch is waaaay more fun.

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