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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I saw a carton in the juice aisle with "Valencia orange" on it and I was like "hell yeah!" and grabbed it and then when I got home I had some and man this did not taste like any valencia orange I'd ever had
    then I looked at the front again and it said in smaller letters "sugar reduced"

    what the fuck
    who takes the sugar out of squeezed orange juice

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Looking at your face just makes me sick How could any person be such a dick?!Registered User regular
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    HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
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    these are actually really good! I had the swedish fish oreos recently--oh man

    i don't really like oreos in general but i'll try those because they're key lime flavored

    key lime is one of those flavors that'll make me do that, i'll try just about anything if it's key lime flavored

    blue raspberry is another one of those flavors, but that's specifically because i'm a fuckin trash person

  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    I love lime and lemon flavored things and also just those things but can't stand oranges

    Love orange flavored stuff though. Orange Soda is real good.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    actually, i should specify, i don't love the flavor "blue raspberry"

    i love the flavor "blue" and sometimes you gotta live with "raspberry" intruding on that

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm allergic to blue. Found that out the hard way.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular


    Cockatoos are magical.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    This eagle has found its lunch.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm allergic to blue. Found that out the hard way.

    :redface:

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
    cool birds you say

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
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    these are actually really good! I had the swedish fish oreos recently--oh man

    i don't really like oreos in general but i'll try those because they're key lime flavored

    key lime is one of those flavors that'll make me do that, i'll try just about anything if it's key lime flavored

    blue raspberry is another one of those flavors, but that's specifically because i'm a fuckin trash person

    As far as oreos, the blueberry pie are fine. Maybe even "good". Not as good as the watermelon from a few years ago. Or even as good as cotton candy from last year. Nowhere near as good as flavors like red velvet.
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    actually, i should specify, i don't love the flavor "blue raspberry"

    i love the flavor "blue" and sometimes you gotta live with "raspberry" intruding on that

    What in the fuck is this shit

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I'm allergic to blue. Found that out the hard way.

    what'd chico do???

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
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    YggiDee wrote: »
    Having teenaged RPG leads is really cool until you stop being a teenager yourself. Do you remember being seventeen? You're a dumbass at seventeen! I wanna be saved by the guy who's twenty-seven. He's at least payed taxes. He knows how to do shit. He can drive.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Wedge tailed eagles are the coolest.

    Please see this chart explaining why.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    actually, i should specify, i don't love the flavor "blue raspberry"

    i love the flavor "blue" and sometimes you gotta live with "raspberry" intruding on that

    What in the fuck is this shit

    look i have all the respect in the world for raspberries

    but when i buy a blue thing, i want it to taste like blue

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I walked out on my porch the other morning and there were wild turkeys just hanging out.

    Like, not the whiskey. Like the rightful icon of America. It was majestic as hell.

    But I was p disappointed it wasn't whiskey.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Wedge tailed eagles are the coolest.

    Please see this chart explaining why.

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    as a man who lives near both gulls and bald eagles, bald eagles are in no way as fucking horrendous as gulls

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Wedge tailed Eagles are basically predator without the need of their hat in bird form.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    I once saw a hawk pick up a snake.

    That was rad

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Wedge tailed eagles are the coolest.

    Please see this chart explaining why.
    *snip*

    my family were driving through central south australia once and, no joke, came across a bunch of 25-30 wedgetails just hanging out around the road. We continued very carefully, in case they took a dislike to the car.

    Nobody ever believes me on this because wedgetails don't flock, and it was long before phone cameras, but for whatever reason they were there. Maybe they were having a corroboree, or maybe a sheep trailer overturned on the highway.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Seagulls are hilarious assholes.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I saw a woman reflexively grab a seagull by the neck once, when it tried to steal her sandwich. It was an amazing five second tableau.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2016
    having recently moved here, I can confirm that the above picture perfectly sums up america.

    edit: especially the flashing lights. You guys fucking love your lights and your sirens.

    tynic on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
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    See, can't even fly by itself.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I saw a woman reflexively grab a seagull by the neck once, when it tried to steal her sandwich. It was an amazing five second tableau.

    native floridains are tired of seagulls and do not tolerate their shit

    I've seen so many of those vermin birds get kicked or swatted away and every time it feels me with satisfaction

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I once saw a falcon dive bomb another bird who was just flying along and take it out.

    It was cool as fuck.

  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
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    Be cooler if it was a big fat turkey

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I once saw a falcon dive bomb another bird who was just flying along and take it out.

    It was cool as fuck.

    we get red hawks and bald eagles around here and seeing those fuckers snatch a bird out of the air or snatch a jumping fish is awe-inspiring

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    We used to have have turkeys. And there was this giant one that was at eye-level with me when I was just a pup. And he hated me. I would just be walking around outside and I would hear that jackass gobble away, and then barrel right into me. I basically was tackled daily by this beast of a bird and it would just unleash a barrage of pecking and wing beating.

    Thanksgiving ruled that year though. So I got the last laugh.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    We used to have have turkeys. And there was this giant one that was at eye-level with me when I was just a pup. And he hated me. I would just be walking around outside and I would here that jackass gobble away, and then barrel right into me. I basically was tackled daily by this beast of a bird and it would just unleash a barrage of pecking and wing beating.

    Thanksgiving ruled that year though. So I got the last laugh.

    all farm animals are fucking assholes

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Not goats! They are awesome and pistols at fucking dawn.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    except for maybe cows, who are just disgusting creatures that are so goddamn stupid they sometimes just forget to move

    EDIT: goats are actually the biggest assholes on the farm except for roosters

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that's. all. fffffoooooolks. Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    We used to have have turkeys. And there was this giant one that was at eye-level with me when I was just a pup. And he hated me. I would just be walking around outside and I would here that jackass gobble away, and then barrel right into me. I basically was tackled daily by this beast of a bird and it would just unleash a barrage of pecking and wing beating.

    Thanksgiving ruled that year though. So I got the last laugh.

    you probably deserved it

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Mayabird wrote: »
    THREAD WHERE BIRDS EAT CITRUS

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    Birds are good. Oranges are good. Birds eating oranges are good.

    is this like, some kind of fruit-eating version of the shrike

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    except for maybe cows, who are just disgusting creatures that are so goddamn stupid they sometimes just forget to move

    EDIT: goats are actually the biggest assholes on the farm except for roosters

    Cows are so stupid it crosses over into belligerence

    I would kill and eat a cow with the barest justification

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    except for maybe cows, who are just disgusting creatures that are so goddamn stupid they sometimes just forget to move

    EDIT: goats are actually the biggest assholes on the farm except for roosters

    Cows are so stupid it crosses over into belligerence

    I would kill and eat a cow with the barest justification

    another fellow that has been on a farm for more than a school trip I see

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    except for maybe cows, who are just disgusting creatures that are so goddamn stupid they sometimes just forget to move

    EDIT: goats are actually the biggest assholes on the farm except for roosters

    We had at least a hundred goats at one point. AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS RAD AND SWEET.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    except for maybe cows, who are just disgusting creatures that are so goddamn stupid they sometimes just forget to move

    EDIT: goats are actually the biggest assholes on the farm except for roosters

    We had at least a hundred goats at one point. AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS RAD AND SWEET.

    absolutely not

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
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    This was apparently the best goat. He was before my time though.

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