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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I like how Obama is like.. one of the first presidents in a long time to have like absolutely 0 personal failings.

    Like the Obamas are an all around American family and just great people.

    Much to the annoyance of literally every Republican ever.
    Republicans keep trying to express their dissatisfaction too, without saying it's cause he is black.

    They keep thinking that Flavor flav is going to show up.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    I'm curious about this apparent "last time I had sex" app. Is it like the signs in factories, "It has been this many days since..."?

    Last had sex app report: The transcontinental railroad was under construction and everyone was worried that lawyer president from illinois was going to free the slaves

    override367 on
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I'm curious about this apparent "last time I had sex" app. Is it like the signs in factories, "It has been this many days since..."?

    Last had sex app report: The transcontinental railroad was under construction and everyone was worried that lawyer from illinois was going to free the slaves
    you are not @Chanus

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I'm curious about this apparent "last time I had sex" app. Is it like the signs in factories, "It has been this many days since..."?

    Last had sex app report: The transcontinental railroad was under construction and everyone was worried that lawyer president from illinois was going to free the slaves

    Now I kind of want to make this app.

    "It has been 413 days since you last had sex. The Empire State Building was completed in 410 days."

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »

    yeah but what about the gypsies, air china, come on now

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I'm curious about this apparent "last time I had sex" app. Is it like the signs in factories, "It has been this many days since..."?
    (what I looked at was my message history on okcupid)

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    I'm curious about this apparent "last time I had sex" app. Is it like the signs in factories, "It has been this many days since..."?

    Last had sex app report: The transcontinental railroad was under construction and everyone was worried that lawyer president from illinois was going to free the slaves

    Now I kind of want to make this app.

    "It has been 413 days since you last had sex. The Empire State Building was completed in 410 days."

    "It has been 2.6 years since you last had sex. Ah. Is uh, everything OK man? You want to go visit a place in Nevada? Ok, ok! I was just asking, Jesus."

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I like how Obama is like.. one of the first presidents in a long time to have like absolutely 0 personal failings.

    Like the Obamas are an all around American family and just great people.

    Much to the annoyance of literally every Republican ever.
    i dunno what about the fact that he's a nerd
    Nimoy told reporters..."I know for sure he's a Star Trek fan," he said, because the first time the two men met, President Obama made Spock's traditional V-shaped finger spread.
    http://www.space.com/8233-leonard-nimoy-barack-obama-star-trek-fan.html

    nerds are hot.

    proof: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    good news
    free lunch today at work
    and free refreshments tomorrow
    eat enough refreshments and that becomes lunch
    win win

    Bless your heart.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular

    Shit....

    Wow.

    I think last year was Chrono Trigger's 20th anniversary.... that's more significant to me because Chrono Trigger is my touchstone of gaming but... wow....

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I like how Obama is like.. one of the first presidents in a long time to have like absolutely 0 personal failings.

    Like the Obamas are an all around American family and just great people.

    Much to the annoyance of literally every Republican ever.
    i dunno what about the fact that he's a nerd
    Nimoy told reporters..."I know for sure he's a Star Trek fan," he said, because the first time the two men met, President Obama made Spock's traditional V-shaped finger spread.
    http://www.space.com/8233-leonard-nimoy-barack-obama-star-trek-fan.html

    nerds are hot.

    proof: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

    Trudeau's a trekkie? I thought the Canadian constitution had rules against that kind of thing

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I like how Obama is like.. one of the first presidents in a long time to have like absolutely 0 personal failings.

    Like the Obamas are an all around American family and just great people.

    Much to the annoyance of literally every Republican ever.
    i dunno what about the fact that he's a nerd
    Nimoy told reporters..."I know for sure he's a Star Trek fan," he said, because the first time the two men met, President Obama made Spock's traditional V-shaped finger spread.
    http://www.space.com/8233-leonard-nimoy-barack-obama-star-trek-fan.html

    nerds are hot.

    proof: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

    Obama is jacked, too.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »

    (For real though, what's the dispute over? Is the bus driver's union trying to get something ridiculous?)

    They're looking for a pay rise. It went to the labour dispute court who recommend an increase which the bus drivers rejected and demanded over twice as much

    They waited until schools were back to strike so it's not just impacting jobs, but also kids' educations

    Numbers?

    If the labor dispute court said x and x is an insulting raise that won't actually make a difference, then yeah demanding twice as much as that is totally fine.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I like how Obama is like.. one of the first presidents in a long time to have like absolutely 0 personal failings.

    Like the Obamas are an all around American family and just great people.

    Much to the annoyance of literally every Republican ever.
    i dunno what about the fact that he's a nerd
    Nimoy told reporters..."I know for sure he's a Star Trek fan," he said, because the first time the two men met, President Obama made Spock's traditional V-shaped finger spread.
    http://www.space.com/8233-leonard-nimoy-barack-obama-star-trek-fan.html

    nerds are hot.

    proof: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

    Trudeau's a trekkie? I thought the Canadian constitution had rules against that kind of thing

    No, don't be silly.

    He like Star Wars. We have rules, like you said.

    That's why we banished Shatner, for causing Star Trek.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    if you can't remember what you did a day or two ago you've got bigger problems than not having sex IMO

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    if you can't remember what you did a day or two ago you've got bigger problems than not having sex IMO
    I find it disturbing that I don't know what I had for lunch a week ago.

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Designing equipment for high pressure can be a bit harrowing. My number one goal as an engineer is to not be directly responsible for someone's death, and like, high pressure shit is dangerous.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Also our KC office has google fiber, and it is amazing.

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    if you can't remember what you did a day or two ago you've got bigger problems than not having sex IMO
    I find it disturbing that I don't know what I had for lunch a week ago.

    Why?

    Your brain categorizes important things. Just like most people don't even really remember what happened 4-5 minutes ago while driving.

    Remembering what you ate isn't super important, so your brain just goes "meh" and sends to recycle bin.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    if you can't remember what you did a day or two ago you've got bigger problems than not having sex IMO
    I find it disturbing that I don't know what I had for lunch a week ago.

    I make this easy, I have the same thing for lunch every day (okay not always but mostly).

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    if you can't remember what you did a day or two ago you've got bigger problems than not having sex IMO
    I find it disturbing that I don't know what I had for lunch a week ago.

    you have alzheimers, very advanced state, obviously.

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I forgot to call my dad for his birthday yesterday, whoops.
    I think he doesn't care?
    I guess I should call today in order to be a decent person.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    bowen wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    if you can't remember what you did a day or two ago you've got bigger problems than not having sex IMO
    I find it disturbing that I don't know what I had for lunch a week ago.

    Why?

    Your brain categorizes important things. Just like most people don't even really remember what happened 4-5 minutes ago while driving.

    Remembering what you ate isn't super important, so your brain just goes "meh" and sends to recycle bin.

    OR

    You were abducted by aliens and they wiped your memory of all the unpleasant probing.

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

    you're in DC

    go get breakfast and wander around the Mall

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

    check if they have oreo-os,


    i loved those as a kid when i visited the united states.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    if you can't remember what you did a day or two ago you've got bigger problems than not having sex IMO
    I find it disturbing that I don't know what I had for lunch a week ago.

    Why?

    Your brain categorizes important things. Just like most people don't even really remember what happened 4-5 minutes ago while driving.

    Remembering what you ate isn't super important, so your brain just goes "meh" and sends to recycle bin.
    I used to remember a lot more than I do now. I wouldn't say I had eidetic memory, but it used to be very good. Now my Long term memory is still ok, but my short term memory seams to have slid in the last 15 years. I honestly have concerns about early onset Alzheimers and that terrifies me to a level which few can comprehend.

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

    Good options:

    Fruity Pebbles
    Frosted Shredded Wheat
    Frosted Flakes
    Honey Nut Cheerios

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Also are Australian cereals not sugary? What sort of hellscape

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    I forgot to call my dad for his birthday yesterday, whoops.
    I think he doesn't care?
    I guess I should call today in order to be a decent person.

    agree. It's always good to call

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

    Good options:

    Peanut Butter Crunch

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

    You can play tourist too. The Smithsonian system has lots of wonderful exhibits.


  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    credeiki wrote: »
    I forgot to call my dad for his birthday yesterday, whoops.
    I think he doesn't care?
    I guess I should call today in order to be a decent person.

    my mom sends me reminder texts when I forget

    I still don't know if it's just her being typical nosy/pushy mom or if dad is quietly moping about it and so she reminds us

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

    check if they have oreo-os,


    i loved those as a kid when i visited the united states.

    I left him some on my table when I left this morning.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh National porn day is tommorow.


    hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Alright, I need to not just sit in Mazzy's apartment all morning. I'm going to wander down to the supermarket, get some coffee, browse the wonderous world of American supermarkets. Maybe buy some kind of horrible garbage cereal because this is America and I can cram a box of sugar into my gullet if I damn well want to

    Good options:

    Fruity Pebbles
    Frosted Shredded Wheat
    Frosted Flakes
    Honey Nut Cheerios

    um hello Cinnamon Toast Crunch is god tier sugary ceral

    also Cocoa Puffs gets an honorable mention for not even trying to be anything but a snack that you eat with milk

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I'm curious about this apparent "last time I had sex" app. Is it like the signs in factories, "It has been this many days since..."?

    Last had sex app report: The transcontinental railroad was under construction and everyone was worried that lawyer president from illinois was going to free the slaves

    Woah woah woah.

    The Transcontinental Railroad began construction one week after the Emancipation Proclamation was issued. While the Emancipation Proclamation technically did not free all the slaves, it did end the vast majority of American slavery and there weren't too many people left worrying about the remaining slaves being freed. Almost everyone either supported freedom or lived in a part of the country where the slaves were already freed.

    I am beginning to suspect you may not be entirely truthful.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I want to do tourist stuff but I'm meeting my friend in the early afternoon and I want to make sure I don't mess up my timing. Tomorrow will deffo be tourismin', today is still recovery from the con.

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