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So I'm stuck in Chicago for 12 hours

TubeTube Registered User admin
What is there to do in Chicago for twelve hours

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Recreate the entirety of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Eat pizza for 12 hours

    so one deep dish pizza

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Eat pizza for 12 hours

    so one deep dish pizza

    Digesting it will take 24

  • balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Lincoln Park Zoo. It's completely free, it's gorgeous, not super crowded, and has a lot of cool animals in not completely depressing cages (at least compared to the LA Zoo, which is animal hell on earth)

    Edit: wait nvm just realized what time it is. Uh, just go to any public space you can and appreciate the landscaping/architecture?

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Well on State St you can do things they don't do on Broadway.

    You'll have the time, the time of your life.

    I saw a man, he danced with his wife!

  • ArchangleArchangle Registered User regular
    Get a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, wear some sunglasses, then drive like a mad person to get $5,000 to the Cook County assessor and save the orphanage.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    There's the Second City. And the Billy Goat Tavern which has a lot of lore and also hamburgers.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Recreate the entirety of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

    This has my vote.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Go to Wrigley Field and laugh at the Cubs.

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Go to Wrigley Field and laugh at the Cubs.

    Hey the Cubs are actually sorta good now

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Go to Wrigley Field and laugh at the Cubs.

    Hey the Cubs are actually sorta good now

    Not just sorta good, they're the #1 team in the entire dang league

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Turn off the Penny Arcade Forums until you are out of Chicago

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    You wanna hang out I guess?

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Get some Garrett's popcorn, duh.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Lost CanuckLost Canuck World's Greatest Escape Artist Doctor Vundabar's Murder MachineRegistered User regular
    Take a teenager's Ferrari for a joyride.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Go to Pequod's Pizza and have the best pizza of your entire life

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Go to Cloud Gate and stare at it for a while. It's trippy.

  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    Are you actually in Chicago, or out near O'Hare airport?

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Go to Wrigley Field and laugh at the Cubs.

    Hey the Cubs are actually sorta good now

    Not just sorta good, they're the #1 team in the entire dang league

    It ain't over till it's over.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I 'unno, get a hot dog?

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Stop Dave Lang.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Did you know that they close all the fucking restaurants in the airport

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Did you know that they close all the fucking restaurants in the airport

    Did they give you a bullshit voucher that you can't even redeem until after your flight has left?

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Chug some steel reserve and walk around drunk yelling at birds

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  • Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Did you know that they close all the fucking restaurants in the airport

    Are you stuck in the airport?

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I got stuck in a similar situation a few months ago. I ended up just taking their voucher to the attached Hilton, balking at the prices of room service, then going to bed.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Get some Garrett's popcorn, duh.
    who told you

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    I had to sleep in the Detroit airport once. Woke up at 5 in the morning to a very old man poking my shoulder, asking if I had any straws.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    ph blake wrote: »
    I had to sleep in the Detroit airport once. Woke up at 5 in the morning to a very old man poking my shoulder, asking if I had any straws.

    Well did you?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Tube wrote: »
    Did you know that they close all the fucking restaurants in the airport

    Are you stuck in the airport?

    Kind of? If I don't want to go through security again, but I guess I have time

  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Get something from the Frontera in the airport for breakfast at the very least.

  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    If you are at O'Hare a very short cab ride could get you to Shoeless Joe's in Rosemont, which is open until 4am. Sports bar with a pretty good beer selection and decent food.

    Struggling to come up with anything else in that area that would be open for a while. Really just places like Denny's or Steak n Shake. Other bars too, but none i really know.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    jgeis wrote: »
    Get something from the Frontera in the airport for breakfast at the very least.

    Frontera?

  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    I had no straws.

    Hell, I didn't even have any carry on bags to give the appearance of potentially having a stash of straws stored away somewhere.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Aight I'm going to Shoeless Joe's I think that sounds good

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    If your flight isn't for another... 10.5 hours at this point, I'd probably find a relatively safe but visible spot, hunker down, and go to sleep

    It's what @SilverWind and I did last time we had a really long layover and it was nighttime; though we were traveling together so we could sleep in shifts while the other person played Bravely Default or whatever the Hell we were doing at the time

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    It turns out my flight is at 5am so that's knocked some time off it

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    did y'all see me rock Jerry's world today:

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    no but seriously, if you're trapped in O'Hare for anything more than three hours you're legally obligated to pick up some Garrett's popcorn

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  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Get something from the Frontera in the airport for breakfast at the very least.

    Frontera?

    Tortas Frontera. Airport food done by Chicago's Mexican food master Rick Bayless. The only airport food i've ever truly enjoyed. Genuinely good tortas. The agua frescas are good too. Stop by in the morning, very worth it.

    They have one in Terminal 1 and Terminal 3, and possibly Terminal 5 now as well.

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