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I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
I'm pretty sure this comic was constructed entirely because someone said "my dick is so MLG" and they giggled and decided it should be the punchline of something.
That said, it doesn't make much sense. My dick is OP maybe? Tier 1?
Ooh, it could've been an Overwatch character tier rating joke.
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
Fëanor goddammit! Fëanor!
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-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
Can't have been a long road to walk; he started with "nom", an onomatopoeia for messily eating something delicious.
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
In no way is that a chuckle sound. That is the sound made when feasting on sorrow as any fule kno.
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
No one else is gonna step in here?
Fine.
Sauron did not craft the Silmarils. You're probably thinking of Morgoth, who was once Melkor, the Great Enemy to whom Sauron was a mere lieutenant. However, while youd then be closer, you'd still be incorrect. It was the Elf Feanor who crafted the Silmarils to capture the light of the Two Trees in Valinor. Morgoth became obsessed with possesing them and eventually stole them - which is what lead to the Elves leaving Valinor and basically every awful thing that happened from then on.
Sauron did not craft the Silmarils. You're probably thinking of Morgoth, who was once Melkor, the Great Enemy to whom Sauron was a mere lieutenant. However, while youd then be closer, you'd still be incorrect. It was the Elf Feanor who crafted the Silmarils to capture the light of the Two Trees in Valinor. Morgoth became obsessed with possesing them and eventually stole them - which is what lead to the Elves leaving Valinor and basically every awful thing that happened from then on.
I think I got my virginity back from reading that. Thanks.
I'm having a hard time convincing my brain that this isn't an edited version of a real strip. I think it's mostly the font that's doing it, but the dialog also kind of has the same sort of punchiness.
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
No one else is gonna step in here?
Fine.
Sauron did not craft the Silmarils. You're probably thinking of Morgoth, who was once Melkor, the Great Enemy to whom Sauron was a mere lieutenant. However, while youd then be closer, you'd still be incorrect. It was the Elf Feanor who crafted the Silmarils to capture the light of the Two Trees in Valinor. Morgoth became obsessed with possesing them and eventually stole them - which is what lead to the Elves leaving Valinor and basically every awful thing that happened from then on.
And in doing so, and then refusing to part with them when their destruction could have saved the Trees of Valinor, and then letting his thirst for revenge for their theft consume him utterly, more or less caused everything else that would come later.
If you ever feel like a complete fuckup, take heart - no matter how much of a disaster you have caused, no matter how many lives you ruin, you can at least take consolation on this one fact: you will never fuck up as hard as Fëanor son of Finwë fucked up.
If you ever feel like a complete fuckup, take heart - no matter how much of a disaster you have caused, no matter how many lives you ruin, you can at least take consolation on this one fact: you will never fuck up as hard as Fëanor son of Finwë fucked up.
That might have been true before I bought the Sawzall...
I wonder just how long it took Jerry to come up with the proper spelling for his evil chuckle. Was it an on the fly thing or has he been polishing it for years like Sauron crafting his Silmarils?
No one else is gonna step in here?
Fine.
Sauron did not craft the Silmarils. You're probably thinking of Morgoth, who was once Melkor, the Great Enemy to whom Sauron was a mere lieutenant. However, while youd then be closer, you'd still be incorrect. It was the Elf Feanor who crafted the Silmarils to capture the light of the Two Trees in Valinor. Morgoth became obsessed with possesing them and eventually stole them - which is what lead to the Elves leaving Valinor and basically every awful thing that happened from then on.
And in doing so, and then refusing to part with them when their destruction could have saved the Trees of Valinor, and then letting his thirst for revenge for their theft consume him utterly, more or less caused everything else that would come later.
If you ever feel like a complete fuckup, take heart - no matter how much of a disaster you have caused, no matter how many lives you ruin, you can at least take consolation on this one fact: you will never fuck up as hard as Fëanor son of Finwë fucked up.
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It wouldn't be the first time, come to think of it.
Tears, oh yeah
Major League Gaming
Oh... I was expecting something more funny and crude.
MLG is the 2016 way of saying you're l33t.
Oh dear...
I had thought that it was a typo and it was supposed to read LMG, and that he considered his dick to be a light machine gun.
That said, it doesn't make much sense. My dick is OP maybe? Tier 1?
Ooh, it could've been an Overwatch character tier rating joke.
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And this is coming from someone who likes Destiny, and has ROI preordered. Wish I didn't suck at PvP, I'd play Overwatch.
It could also stand for Men Lacking Girlfriends
Fëanor goddammit! Fëanor!
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
Can't have been a long road to walk; he started with "nom", an onomatopoeia for messily eating something delicious.
In no way is that a chuckle sound. That is the sound made when feasting on sorrow as any fule kno.
No one else is gonna step in here?
Fine.
Sauron did not craft the Silmarils. You're probably thinking of Morgoth, who was once Melkor, the Great Enemy to whom Sauron was a mere lieutenant. However, while youd then be closer, you'd still be incorrect. It was the Elf Feanor who crafted the Silmarils to capture the light of the Two Trees in Valinor. Morgoth became obsessed with possesing them and eventually stole them - which is what lead to the Elves leaving Valinor and basically every awful thing that happened from then on.
And in doing so, and then refusing to part with them when their destruction could have saved the Trees of Valinor, and then letting his thirst for revenge for their theft consume him utterly, more or less caused everything else that would come later.
If you ever feel like a complete fuckup, take heart - no matter how much of a disaster you have caused, no matter how many lives you ruin, you can at least take consolation on this one fact: you will never fuck up as hard as Fëanor son of Finwë fucked up.
That might have been true before I bought the Sawzall...
You have no idea what I'm capable of.
xD
they're really noisy when they're shagging....