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The Great White [chat]

MazzyxMazzyx Comedy GoldRegistered User regular
We as [chat]ers are always chasing our own great white whales. Sometimes on trolleys. Sometimes on boats. Sometimes with flamethrowers.

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I am at work. Work with the whale chat.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I will hunt the White Whale...

    I will kill it, and I will feed our people.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    omg

    i remember someone in [chat] posted a while ago about watching videos of dogs left at home with a GoPro or something and how most dogs just lay around waiting for their owners

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCsvDz761Ho

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    knock knock
    whose there
    bad chats created by
    bad chats created by who?
    bad chats created by mazzy

    LOL get dunked

    Bless your heart.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I will hunt the White Whale...

    I will kill it, and I will feed our people.

    I don't like seafood will there be a vegetarian option

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Um, some of us aren't racist, Mazzyx.

    Some of us hunt black whales.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Why does the whale have to be White? What's wrong with whales of color?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    WHITE WHALE

    HOLY GRAIL

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Aioua wrote:
    238 miles is only restrictive in the case of road trips.

    Of which I have one coming up this Thursday. I haven't crunched numbers, but my impression of things is that the cost of an electric + occasional gas rentals over it's lifetime will be far greater than just shooting for a high mpg combustion.

    Houn on
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    I'm not on the trolley, I'm just pulling the lever to make it follow the white whale. Or not. Whatever is morally correct.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    omg

    i remember someone in [chat] posted a while ago about watching videos of dogs left at home with a GoPro or something and how most dogs just lay around waiting for their owners

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCsvDz761Ho

    when is the jump scare

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The last time I saw some Wales, I went to Tywyn and rode on the Talyllyn Railway

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I will hunt the White Whale...

    I will kill it, and I will feed our people.

    I don't like seafood will there be a vegetarian option

    You can have a salad.

    Fried in whale oil.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    My white whale is sleeping at night, but I don't want to go crazy with it so I just nap.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    omg

    i remember someone in [chat] posted a while ago about watching videos of dogs left at home with a GoPro or something and how most dogs just lay around waiting for their owners

    when is the jump scare

    there is no jump scare, this is a good dag

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote:
    238 miles is only restrictive in the case of road trips.

    Of which I have one coming up this Thursday. I haven't crunched numbers, but my impression of things is that the cost of an electric + occasional gas rentals over it's lifetime will be far greater than just shooting for a high mpg combustion.

    Give me a gas-electric hybrid that will comfortably fit 5 people plus cargo, that I can get 70ish electric miles out of each day but fill up for the semi-annual 1600 mile trip to visit parents, and I'd stand in line to preorder one.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Things I want but probably won't have for at least a decade: an electric car.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    omg

    i remember someone in [chat] posted a while ago about watching videos of dogs left at home with a GoPro or something and how most dogs just lay around waiting for their owners

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCsvDz761Ho

    My parents' papillon Gina when my dad took the other two dogs out for a walk. He took Gina first because she's a handful.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    The last time I saw some Wales, I went to Tywyn and rode on the Talyllyn Railway

    did you pull the lever?

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote:
    238 miles is only restrictive in the case of road trips.

    Of which I have one coming up this Thursday. I haven't crunched numbers, but my impression of things is that the cost of an electric + occasional gas rentals over it's lifetime will be far greater than just shooting for a high mpg combustion.

    hey I never said it was cheaper

    (though seriously gas should be far more expensive than it is, because the world's governments should be trying to phase out its use... but oh well that's a problem for 50 years from now)

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I will hunt the White Whale...

    I will kill it, and I will feed our people.

    I don't like seafood will there be a vegetarian option

    You can have a salad.

    Fried in whale oil.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    Aioua wrote:
    238 miles is only restrictive in the case of road trips.

    Of which I have one coming up this Thursday. I haven't crunched numbers, but my impression of things is that the cost of an electric + occasional gas rentals over it's lifetime will be far greater than just shooting for a high mpg combustion.

    If more electric cars means much cheaper flights that could be a good trade off

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    But seriously, [chat]

    I've remained silent on it because there's been no conclusion so far!

    Why does a rocket just explode on the pad?

    And why the second stage again?

    They weren't even near time for ignition!

    But don't even get me started on their chosen ignition method anyway.

    I mean, yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do when you don't want to use hydrogen

    And let's all just be thankful they don't!

    Jesus Christ can you not even make a pressure vessel?

    I mean, I'm no rocket scientist, so maybe there's a fundamental bit I'm just not understanding

    But I am goddamn BeNarwhal, so I highly doubt it!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Lo! I am come to autumn,
    When all the leaves are gold;
    Grey hairs and golden leaves cry out
    The year and I are old.

    In youth I sought the prince of men,
    Captain in cosmic wars,
    Our Titan, even the weeds would show
    Defiant, to the stars.

    But now a great thing in the street
    Seems any human nod,
    Where shift in strange democracy
    The million masks of God.

    In youth I sought the golden flower
    Hidden in wood or wold,
    But I am come to autumn,
    When all the leaves are gold.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    youtube thinks i'm @arch now

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrnDOovsmfg

    which isn't the worst person for youtube to think you are.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    omg

    i remember someone in [chat] posted a while ago about watching videos of dogs left at home with a GoPro or something and how most dogs just lay around waiting for their owners

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCsvDz761Ho
    ;_; the whining at the door

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Revenge is satisfying and solves everything, the moral of Moby Dick is that Ahab was just bad at whaling, so git gud before you git your revenge

    Oh brilliant
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I really did like having to power everything with big whale oil batteries in Dishonored.

    Like, more than I should have liked it.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    *quits job to keep pets company 24/7*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    omg

    i remember someone in [chat] posted a while ago about watching videos of dogs left at home with a GoPro or something and how most dogs just lay around waiting for their owners

    youtube./watch?v=xCsvDz761Ho

    this made me p sad

    such an empty life :(

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Call me Ishmool

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I usually have one earbud in while listening to music at work, so I can hear if someone walks in to talk to me or something. Would be nice if I could set the audio output to mono.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    youtube thinks i'm @arch now

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrnDOovsmfg

    which isn't the worst person for youtube to think you are.

    Oh man

    I kind of want an ant farm...

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Dogs mostly lie around all day regardless of where they live.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    But seriously, [chat]

    I've remained silent on it because there's been no conclusion so far!

    Why does a rocket just explode on the pad?

    And why the second stage again?

    They weren't even near time for ignition!

    But don't even get me started on their chosen ignition method anyway.

    I mean, yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do when you don't want to use hydrogen

    And let's all just be thankful they don't!

    Jesus Christ can you not even make a pressure vessel?

    I mean, I'm no rocket scientist, so maybe there's a fundamental bit I'm just not understanding

    But I am goddamn BeNarwhal, so I highly doubt it!

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    look im just asking questions

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    This guy is so excited about ants!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My bookmark in Moby Dick is the laziest thing I own, it hasn't moved past page 20 in like 4 years.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular

    Looks like you can still use it to block all ads, so I don't really see what the problem is.

    Actually it seems like a good idea. I know a lot of people who want to support certain websites by allowing ads but don't want to deal with the ones that track you or are super annoying or whatever. This seems like a good compromise.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    2016 Doom is the first game I can remember actually turning the music up in. Because when you're double-jumping off a crate to launch a remote-and-impact detonated rocket into a Baron of Hell before landing on it and ripping its horn off in order to beat it to death, it absolutely requires high-volume electric death metal to be playing.

    "Kill everything you see and find a way back to Mars" also might be the best level description ever.

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