Orphanerivers of redthat run to seaRegistered Userregular
why do we have to work
more specifically why do I have to work
who wants to defraud the government with me by jumping through incredible layers of imaginary loopholes that will leave conservatives clutching their pearls
that puppy had the attention of the cute kids and the beautiful women and the cool dogs
plus the puppy in itself was the most adorable little thing omg
there was this big dog that came over and was playing with her and he was so sweet to her and let the pupper climb on his face and they were jumping around and omg
omg
dieeeeed
poo
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Ugh...
too much food for lunch.
are YOU on the beer list?
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Orphanerivers of redthat run to seaRegistered Userregular
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
My beard gets very diverse kid reactions.
From running up to touch it to hide behind legs in fear.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
My niece has started walking with assistance. She'll hold on to things and walk. So I let her hold onto my hands and started walking with her. Apparently she didn't so much want to walk on the ground as she did my feet. She'd step on my toes and giggle.
I was at the gym for over an hour and a half today, I didn't even notice my usual hour was up.
I only started training again two months ago after my injury + sciatica took me out for 18 months. At least this time I'm taking a much more fundamentals approach and building some core strength and flexability while I working on correcting my anterior pelvic tilt. Hopefully doing that should fix a lot of problems.
fixing anterior pelvic tilt was basically the main focus of my PT post back injury earlier this summer
One time I was walking tumbles in the snow. She had freakishly long National Geographic nipples which were dangling in the snow banks. So I carried her home (she was like 70lbs?)
Every human female I passed on my way home stopped to coo at her
Dogs: the one effective counter to being ugly
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this 9 week old bulldog puppy in the park was still the best thing that happened to me all weekend
it was so adorable
everyone in the whole area of prospect park near me was in love
hmm...
can i borrow someone's puppy and go to the park
why is this not a service
Having a puppy is a great way to meet strangers.
my friend who has a tiny corgi said it was basically a cheat code for meeting women
he literally saw women leap off their bikes or cross the street against traffic to fawn over his dog
My Ex's dog was an American Eskimo. Big, white fluffy dog. He looked like a stuffed animal whose tail wagged. He drew a lot of attention.
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There are chinese engineers here who have never been to the US before. The culture shock is incredible to watch. They are used to the chinese government CONSTANTLY assuring everyone that everything is ok, everything is alright, shhhh shhhh child no, there are no problems. And by contrast, the US is portrayed over there as a wild west fantasy where everyone carries a gun everywhere and there are nonstop shootings in the streets.
They get here and two pressure cooker bombs blow up in NY, the media has a field day, and they're terrified to go outside.
Donkey Kong on
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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I was at the gym for over an hour and a half today, I didn't even notice my usual hour was up.
I only started training again two months ago after my injury + sciatica took me out for 18 months. At least this time I'm taking a much more fundamentals approach and building some core strength and flexability while I working on correcting my anterior pelvic tilt. Hopefully doing that should fix a lot of problems.
fixing anterior pelvic tilt was basically the main focus of my PT post back injury earlier this summer
posture is important, people!
APT is my nemesis
Trying to do stretches every day now
various pt things that involved keeping the abs braced while moving helped much
cuz it's your core that is keeping your chest down and such
i gotta stretch my hip flexors more too tho
poo
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I was at the gym for over an hour and a half today, I didn't even notice my usual hour was up.
I only started training again two months ago after my injury + sciatica took me out for 18 months. At least this time I'm taking a much more fundamentals approach and building some core strength and flexability while I working on correcting my anterior pelvic tilt. Hopefully doing that should fix a lot of problems.
fixing anterior pelvic tilt was basically the main focus of my PT post back injury earlier this summer
posture is important, people!
APT is my nemesis
Trying to do stretches every day now
various pt things that involved keeping the abs braced while moving helped much
cuz it's your core that is keeping your chest down and such
i gotta stretch my hip flexors more too tho
Yes
Videos all agreed on that
Time for me to get on the plank wagon
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
he works with kids and horses if one of us periodically wants to move to a farm and raise ten kids it's definitely him
Yeah but most of us hate doing work when we get home. I'm not going to spend 10 hours (thanks Obama) working with kids and horses, only to go home to my kids and my horses.
he can just stay home with the kids and horses and I'll make that sweet animation money
Will you be animating kids and horses?
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Bread means pain in french so no, I don't like bread
PSN: Honkalot
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more specifically why do I have to work
who wants to defraud the government with me by jumping through incredible layers of imaginary loopholes that will leave conservatives clutching their pearls
edit: probably because of all the boobs in my mouth amirite guys?!?!?
my friend who has a tiny corgi said it was basically a cheat code for meeting women
he literally saw women leap off their bikes or cross the street against traffic to fawn over his dog
Golden!
plus the puppy in itself was the most adorable little thing omg
there was this big dog that came over and was playing with her and he was so sweet to her and let the pupper climb on his face and they were jumping around and omg
omg
dieeeeed
too much food for lunch.
*paralyzed by choice overload*
english? french? american?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
dead
From running up to touch it to hide behind legs in fear.
this is basically what was happening in the park
so I basically don't smile so people think I'm a robut or an ass
p totes adorbs you guys
englishhhhh she was waddling arounddddddddd her name was picassooooo
u r rite
APT is my nemesis
Trying to do stretches every day now
Are you sure it's not the lizard pope aspect?
Every human female I passed on my way home stopped to coo at her
Dogs: the one effective counter to being ugly
My Ex's dog was an American Eskimo. Big, white fluffy dog. He looked like a stuffed animal whose tail wagged. He drew a lot of attention.
They get here and two pressure cooker bombs blow up in NY, the media has a field day, and they're terrified to go outside.
i
i do like bread
various pt things that involved keeping the abs braced while moving helped much
cuz it's your core that is keeping your chest down and such
i gotta stretch my hip flexors more too tho
hey bb
Yes
Videos all agreed on that
Time for me to get on the plank wagon
hey tim
kneel before your king
This is not flirting
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
the best part is if they say no, then you can leave right then and there and have lost nothing
no, in my experience weird in one language means weird in all other languages