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The thread that goes bump in the night! [Spooky] Thread y'all!

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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Do you think that Aztec warriors ever wondered if, perhaps, they were the baddies?

    If Warhammer 40k is any indication, skulls scattered around everywhere just reinforce your certainty that you're the good guys. It's only when they start getting heaped in pyramids that you might be the bad guys, at which point it's too late for you to realize you're the baddies.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    IvanIssacs wrote: »
    Hey are there any good spooky short stories I could read for free online?

    I've plumbed the depths of r/nosleep and mostly come up empty

    SCPs are good too, but I want something with a narrative

    I think the cave story is still around?

    EDIT: It is!

    so i'm guessing this never got finished, which is a real shame.

    or... i guess maybe that is where it ends, which is an unsettling thought on its own.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    That is absolutely the ending

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    That is absolutely the ending

    Gotta love the classics.

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  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    I think I had a death whistle waiting for that video to get to the point.

    Well, that was unpleasant. But pretty much par for the course for what was essentially a society founded on mass murder.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Sadgasm wrote: »
    I think I had a death whistle waiting for that video to get to the point.

    Well, that was unpleasant. But pretty much par for the course for what was essentially a society founded on mass murder.

    Aren't they all, man?

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  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Sadgasm wrote: »
    I think I had a death whistle waiting for that video to get to the point.

    Well, that was unpleasant. But pretty much par for the course for what was essentially a society founded on mass murder.

    Aren't they all, man?

    Yes, but for the most part, it's all just sort of implied. We dont hold annual festivals revolving around carving out the hearts of the poor bastards making our smartphones.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I've always wondered how much of that is taken solely from the accounts of Spanish conquerors and how much of it is based in the actual traditional practices of the Aztecs.

    Because that seems like a real, real bad way to run a highly advanced empire. Like, the Spanish thought they'd walked into a dream when they saw the floating gardens in Tenochtitlan, surely a society as advanced as all that wouldn't have gotten there by carving out every third dude's heart.

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  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    I've always wondered how much of that is taken solely from the accounts of Spanish conquerors and how much of it is based in the actual traditional practices of the Aztecs.

    Because that seems like a real, real bad way to run a highly advanced empire. Like, the Spanish thought they'd walked into a dream when they saw the floating gardens in Tenochtitlan, surely a society as advanced as all that wouldn't have gotten there by carving out every third dude's heart.

    While the conquistadors accounts could be taken with a grain of salt, there was an awful lot of human remains found around the pyramids. Also, the unashamed art depictions of ritual sacrifice, the other tribes accounts of slave wars and sacrifices, the frankly disturbing way all remaining Aztec documents refer to it like it was a perfectly normal everyday thing, doesnt really paint a healthy picture. Just because the Aztecs were advanced doesnt mean their society resembled what we'd consider normal.

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    I've always wondered how much of that is taken solely from the accounts of Spanish conquerors and how much of it is based in the actual traditional practices of the Aztecs.

    Because that seems like a real, real bad way to run a highly advanced empire. Like, the Spanish thought they'd walked into a dream when they saw the floating gardens in Tenochtitlan, surely a society as advanced as all that wouldn't have gotten there by carving out every third dude's heart.

    So, a lot of the detailed first-hand accounts are from the codexies created by monks and spaniards to document the area. However, there's also a lot of remains left behind as well as the ritual implements, statuary, murals, and friezes. It's also not limited to the Aztecs. The Maya, the Toltec, the Inca and the people who built Teotihuacan sacrificed as well. Though, the Maya did much more ritual bloodletting than "to the death" sacrifices (though they still did some).

    Other civilizations that ritually sacrificed people, Ancient Rome (later outlawed, but not entirely abandoned), Qin, and Egypt.

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Actually romans made a couple really epic sounding ritual human sacrifices called "Devotio". In a few ancient battles, when the tide turned against them, one of the presiding Consuls would don a purple striped cloak, veil his face, and devote his life to the gods of the underworld in exchange for victory. Then he'd ride his horse into the heart of the enemy and cause as much havoc as possible before being killed himself. This actually worked really well, and the romans report that each time their enemies were fairly perplexed or scared by this masked, purple man riding into their lines and just kind of laying waste.

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  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    Long story short, human sacrifice was way more common than people give credit for. It just wasnt the foundation of an entire civilization for the most part, but the Aztecs eventually formed their whole society around it. Similar to how Rome went into decline when their expansionism was halted, the Aztecs couldnt survive without subjects to enslave and massacre.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Man, I have some major world culture gaps in my learning

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  • SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    Man, I have some major world culture gaps in my learning

    Human sacrifice is kind of a hard to the PTA

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    Actually romans made a couple really epic sounding ritual human sacrifices called "Devotio". In a few ancient battles, when the tide turned against them, one of the presiding Consuls would don a purple striped cloak, veil his face, and devote his life to the gods of the underworld in exchange for victory. Then he'd ride his horse into the heart of the enemy and cause as much havoc as possible before being killed himself. This actually worked really well, and the romans report that each time their enemies were fairly perplexed or scared by this masked, purple man riding into their lines and just kind of laying waste.

    Is it wrong that I awesomed this? It just sounds like an incredibly badass act for whatever particular Consul was doing it.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Has anyone watched Channel Zero? Is it any good? I love me some Candle Cove but SyFy Original does not fill me with confidence

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Green wrote: »
    Has anyone watched Channel Zero? Is it any good? I love me some Candle Cove but SyFy Original does not fill me with confidence

    the first season was ok at best. I don't want Candle Cove explained and that's what it does and it's not particularly neat or scary but it is interesting. Haven't watched season 2 yet

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  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    Season 2 was pretty good. That's based off "No End House". Season three is supposed to be based off "Stairs in the Woods" but goes off on a whole rich immortal cannibals thing that barely touches the stairs so I think it suffers from the severe divergence from the source creepy pasta, we stopped watching that one after a few episodes.

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    oh hey what if we developed an AI that targets our deepest fears?
    https://blog.csiro.au/the-nightmare-machine/

    it's from a year or so ago, but there's no way I could pass up this picture when it crossed my twitter.

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    Crosspost!

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  • NeurotikaNeurotika Registered User regular
    Fuuuuuuuuu

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Someone apparently set that AI's style to Stephen Gammell.

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    Hmm yes let's teach an a.i. our deepest, darkest fears. This is how it starts people.

    Some of those face images would be perfect to hide in "haunted photos."

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    So Newman is the same?

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Dark Seinfeld - Kramer is a drunk racist

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I would play a campaign with that party

  • SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    Dark Seinfeld is just Always Sunny though

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    That Jerry looks like he just walked off the set of a Stephen King film.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    They're going pretty literal for the Frisky Dingo reboot, huh?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I watched two horror movies tonight! A Cure for Wellness was weird and uncomfortable but only ok, Get Out was weird and WAY MORE UNCOMFORTABLE and also truly excellent.

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  • BolthornBolthorn Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
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    The lead barker of the all dog Misfit cover/parody band I never knew I wanted until now.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Also everyone should watch Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. It's all on YouTube and it's incredible and horror-adjacent

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    I remember catching Garth Marenghi's Dark Place for the first time randomly back when it was on adult swim and was completely on board the moment I heard that intro.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Apparently that shot in the intro of the ambulance exploding is the single most expensive thing in the show, and... they never used it.

    Also, very hard to pick a best moment, but Sanchez having to put down his gun is way up there.

    Oh brilliant
  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    "She was like a candle in the wind...unreliable."

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    You and he were...



    ...



    Buddehs, right?

    God I love that show. That and Look Around You.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Apparently that shot in the intro of the ambulance exploding is the single most expensive thing in the show, and... they never used it.

    Also, very hard to pick a best moment, but Sanchez having to put down his gun is way up there.

    They used it in every episode though

    In the intro

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  • ArmorocArmoroc Registered User regular
    Also everyone should watch Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. It's all on YouTube and it's incredible and horror-adjacent

    What the hell did I just watch??! Holy moly!!! I love it! Episode 1 down :biggrin:

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Watched Hatchet for the first time last night! That movie is bananas.

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