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Bad Food "Thread": Things Man Was Not Meant To Digest

Indie WinterIndie Winter spookiest birbRegistered User regular
edited September 2016 in Singularity Engine++


oh hello, I didn't see you there. Welcome, dear readers, to what will assuredly be the spookiest place online this halloween season. Welcome... to the bad food thread!



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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    One of those puddings just looked at me, I swear

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular

    Holy shit that tweet is insanely depressing

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter spookiest birb Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Holy shit that tweet is insanely depressing
    Earlier this year, Oswalt's wife Michelle McNamara passed away in her sleep at age 46. This Emmy will be the first major award Oswalt has won since his wife's passing.

    Backstage at the Emmys, the Veep actor told reporters that "it seems like the lights have been turned down 50 percent on everything" since her passing.

    The true crime writer was survived by Oswalt and their 7-year-old daughter Alice.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Yes I know that is why it is insanely depressing

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  • see317see317 Taco Count 2017: 61 Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yes I know that is why it is insanely depressing

    I was unaware. I thought it was just depressing because of Arby's.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yes I know that is why it is insanely depressing

    Yeah, everywhere I see it posted people are like, "Yeah Patton way to party!' and I'm like

    guys no, guys

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The old thread is still open.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter spookiest birb Registered User regular
    Send it out on an ice float

    Let it die in dignity on its own terms

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Spam is delicious

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Man I always thought of this as the "bad" food thread, not the BAD FOOD thread. The pictures in the OP make me not want food any more.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yes I know that is why it is insanely depressing

    now I watch Bojack Horseman and think Oswalt's character Pinky Penguin doesn't really have it so bad...

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter spookiest birb Registered User regular
  • RobonunRobonun 94 Painful Thorn Enlightens the Slothful Registered User regular
    I feel like those steak puddings are the juvenile forms of beef Wellington, left to fend for themselves too soon in a cruel world.

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  • see317see317 Taco Count 2017: 61 Registered User regular
    Robonun wrote: »
    I feel like those steak puddings are the juvenile forms of beef Wellington, left to fend for themselves too soon in a cruel world.

    It's just molted. Give it a few days to regrow its delicious flaky crust and it'll be happy to run and play with the other beef wellingtons.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • DHSDHS Chase lizards.. ...bark at donkeys..Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yes I know that is why it is insanely depressing

    Yeah, everywhere I see it posted people are like, "Yeah Patton way to party!' and I'm like

    guys no, guys

    It is so goddamn sad that it is actually kinda brilliantly funny. Mostly sad. Just the sharpness though of that knife tho

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Did you really have to corrupt this thread right in the OP instead of letting it turn to evil by itself?

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  • knitdanknitdan Actually Knits SometimesRegistered User regular
    What you have to remember is all those nasty 70s recipes are pretty much meant to be decorative, something to impress your friends with while everyone's loosening up and getting ready to toss the keys in the bowl.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Registered User regular
    Don't forget dessert.

    A gluten-free, Atkins friendly dessert.

    Layered bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard frosting.

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  • knitdanknitdan Actually Knits SometimesRegistered User regular
    That looks delicious
    I would probably put a slice of that in a sandwich

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Sweet fucking fuck

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Don't forget dessert.

    A gluten-free, Atkins friendly dessert.

    Layered bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard frosting.

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  • destroyah87destroyah87 Registered User regular
    wayyyyyy too much mayo. But I have zero problems with the ingredients in a more sane concentration.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    imagine taking a big old mouthful of that mayomustard and just swallowing

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    imagine taking a big old mouthful of that mayomustard and just swallowing

    No different than the gobs of frosting from some of the store bought cakes

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    imagine taking a big old mouthful of that mayomustard and just swallowing

    No different than the gobs of frosting from some of the store bought cakes

    Actually significantly different

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  • knitdanknitdan Actually Knits SometimesRegistered User regular
    There's probably less sugar in the cake frosting.

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  • EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    I actually want to gag upon seeing that.


    Now, those lobster fries, though? Looks great.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    I actually want to gag upon seeing that.


    Now, those lobster fries, though? Looks great.

    I hate having to use my hands to eat food that is messy, so having to shell a lobster covered in whatever it's covered with isn't super appealing. A bunch of already cleaned lobster meat on fries is pretty appealing though.

    And yeah, I'll eat a buffalo wing or BBQ rib with my hands, but I won't like it.

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  • LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    I move to make a motion to throw the entirety of the 70s into the sun, and never speak of it again except in disapproving, hushed tones

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter spookiest birb Registered User regular
    edited September 2016
    yeah but then you wouldn't have that nice visual contrast of red lobster-yellow fries though

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    yeah but then you wouldn't have that nice visual contrast of red lobster-yellow fries though

    I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Just imagine all of those dishes moving in stop-motion

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    I move to make a motion to throw the entirety of the 70s into the sun, and never speak of it again except in disapproving, hushed tones

    Whoa now let's not say anything to these folks we'll regret, buddy.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter spookiest birb Registered User regular
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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    DHS wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Yes I know that is why it is insanely depressing

    Yeah, everywhere I see it posted people are like, "Yeah Patton way to party!' and I'm like

    guys no, guys

    It is so goddamn sad that it is actually kinda brilliantly funny. Mostly sad. Just the sharpness though of that knife tho
    Yeah, it works way better than him at KFC with a sadness bowl.

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  • Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    What you have to remember is all those nasty 70s recipes are pretty much meant to be decorative, something to impress your friends with while everyone's loosening up and getting ready to toss the keys in the bowl.

    I have Mark Millar's Wanted to thank for understanding that reference.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Registered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    What you have to remember is all those nasty 70s recipes are pretty much meant to be decorative, something to impress your friends with while everyone's loosening up and getting ready to toss the keys in the bowl.

    I have Mark Millar's Wanted to thank for understanding that reference.

    The 70s had a lot less of the molded foods. It was really the 50s and into the 60s where those were really popular.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter spookiest birb Registered User regular
    I'll see you and I'll raise you

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