I'm under doctor's orders to not eat ANY vegetables at all between now and Monday. This is shockingly difficult. It feels like a problem for this thread.
can you like..
eat pizza still?
I can, that's my plan for tomorrow, but even like: spicy chicken sandwich has tomatoes and lettuce on it, which I didn't think about. The "fuck I'm lazy" lean cuisine had peppers in the sauce I had to pick out. It's weird. I can have fruit but no fruit skins so I dunno where pineapple pizza stands on that list since the goal is as little fiber as humanly possible
I want to say I'm sad, but every time I've had them recently (last year or so) they've always tasted full of freezer burn. Like, if they're not going to give a shit about proper prep, then yeah, I'm down with taking them off the menu.
That sucks, I don't think I've ever had a single chicken nugget from any Wendy's that I would consider sub-par.
It's specifically only the Spicy ones, though. The normal nuggets were fine.
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Sweet Potato Enchiladas with some new mexico green chile salsa
Smoked Tri-tip with sweet potato, green beans, roasted red potato with a blueberry cheesecake (Fuck it, this meal deserves a dessert)
For my finale I have to go with a time honored classic, which is Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixings. Smoked Turkey, stuffing, mashed taters, home made biscuits, green beans, sweet potatoes, REAL cranberry, carrots, corn, gravy and a tall glass of milk.
General Tso's Chicken over rice
Carnitas chimichanga con verde with refried beans and Mexican rice sides
Blackened swordfish steak with steamed broccoli and baked potato
Tofu and shrimp pad thai
Thanksgiving dinner - turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce
I feel like I've got everything covered except red meat, which you could live without anyway. Putting this list together made me real sad I haven't had swordfish in like 9 years.
Hmmm, I think I'd give you a different list every day if you asked me this question repeatedly, but here's tonight's list:
Full English breakfast (Eggs over easy, black and white sausages, bacon, grilled tomatoes and mushrooms, baked beans, rye toast.)
Pizza from Gelsosomo's in Michigan City/La Porte, IN topped with pepperoni, sausage, black olives, and mushrooms.
A gyro with a side of French fries and tomato & cucumber salad.
The Jalisco Special from El Bracero in Michigan City, IN. (Grilled shrimp, chicken, carne asada, onions, tomatoes, and peppers mixed with spices and a thin white cheese sauce, served over Mexican rice).
The "sticky chicken" my mom used to make when I was a kid, with a side of her bacon and Parmesan cheese Brussels sprouts and steamed sweet corn.
How about a shell made of deep fried mac and cheese with taco fillings on the inside oh woops I just had a heart attack thinking of it
But what a way to go! The grilled cheese sandwich I had a couple weeks ago had two patties of beer battered mac & cheese. It was heaven. I would say regular tortilla, beer battered Mac (instead of cod), chorizo, some grilled bell peppers and onion. I think that would be pretty damn good.
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Spaghetti with butter, garlic, and parmesan cheese
Never ending alaskan snow crab legs with drawn butter, green beans, and hush puppies
chicken and peas and dumplings (the noodle kind not the biscuit kind)
Tuna noodle casserole
Romaine lettuce salad with all the fixings, cucumber, sun-dried tomatoes, feta cheese, shredded carrots, black olives, capers, croutons, chopped dates, sunflower seeds, and balsamic dressing
I got my undergrad degree in Texas, and every week I would get a coupon mailer that included a sheet of Weinerschnitzel coupons. Every Thursday, I would go to the laundromat and the grocery store and then go to Weinerschnitzel to redeem my coupon for the Chili Cheese Dog+Chili Cheese Burger+Chili Cheese Fry combo for $3.33. They had the best fast food chili I have ever tasted, and I called it Fuck You Corporeal Form Thursdays. It was a deeply satisfying meal, especially since I knew I couldn't have it every day.
Anyway, I went to Braum's for lunch today, and noticed that they had chili on the menu. In an attempt to revisit my glory days, I got a burger and fries with a side of chili, and then came home and transformed it into a chili cheese burger with chili cheese fries.
Reader, I think I am going to die. This is the worst chili I have ever had. It is somehow simultaneously tasteless and too spicy. It's like they invented a sauce made of 90% modeling clay, 10% the cheapest ketchup they could find, and an entire can of mace. I hate everything, and God is dead. I want to vomit, but my resolve quails at the idea of having to taste that horrid slop again. Someone please send help. Or a reliable assassin.
This is God's way of telling you to spend a little money on some decent meat, make a whole fucking lot of chilli, and freeze portions of it.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
I accidentally sent my chili makin' pot to Houston with my wife! I intend to trade her some house plants for it when I go to visit her next week, but at the moment I'm in pretty dire straits.
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Kalbi, rice and spicy garlic chicken from Side Street Inn in Honolulu
Thin crust pizza with toppings TBD
Pot stickers, three chili chicken and Szechuan string beans
Italian beef sandwich, double dipped in the gravy, with hot peppers, and a tamale (with a grape soda if this is coming from Johnnie's, as it should be)
Belgian waffle, 2 eggs, bacon and hash browns
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My wife got a very good job in Houston last month, but it's the kind of thing where we don't know if she'll still be in Houston in six months, or whether she'll be reassigned to Odessa or Alaska or North Dakota or whether she'll come back to Oklahoma. Meanwhile, I've got a less profitable but extremely stable job here in OKC, so I'm not making a move until we know where her permanent post is going to be.
We sold our house and I moved into an apartment closer to work. Everything she took with her got boxed up by fancy corporate movers, and everything I took with me we had to just toss into a U-Haul during one day off before the movers arrived. So since we didn't trust the movers with our plants, I ended up with a house's worth of plants in a one-bedroom apartment, and I forgot to bring along my deep saucepan. I'm super good on shallow frying pans, but nothing I'd trust chili in. And you can't do chili in cast iron, because the acid in the tomatoes fucks up the seasoning.
So when I go visit her for the first time in the next week or two, I'm going to take along most of the house plants and use them to ransom my saucepan, since she doesn't do much cooking that calls for such an implement.
I don't know what's so hard to understand here. It's all perfectly straightforward and not a nightmare clusterfuck at all.
Holy shit, I had been avoiding it, because I usualy just have terrible luck with Calamari, but finally tried the one from work ( Boston Pizza) and holy shit, they might do the best Calamari I've ever had?
They fry it with banana pepper rings and holy shit it's genius and SO tasty.
The difference between good calamari and bad calamari is more stark than the difference between good sex and bad sex. Because at least with bad sex, you're having sex, but with bad calamari, you're eating deep fried rubberbands.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Absolutely. I can safely say that I haven't had good calamari in over a decade, and it's not because I don't try the calamari at every Italian place I find in Oklahoma and Texas.
Hang on, weird Italian place in Australia. I'll be back again some day.
Ya beats out the White Moose Lodge, which was a super duper fancy restaurant where the last good calamari I had was. The Banana Pepper addition is huge tho, both in the taste it adds to the batter and seems to help negate the rubbery of the calamari, it's got such a nice texture.
Grisanti's lasagna, with french onion soup and garlic bread.
A good cheese steak sandwich, side of fries.
Eggs Benedict. Cause breakfast is the most important meal of the day, regardless of when you eat it.
A good steak with a caesar salad and a loaded baked potato. Done medium, maybe some hot rolls to go with it.
Waffles. Nice, deep pocketed belgian waffles. Lots of butter, real maple syrup and some sausage.
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5 meals?
lasagna
steak dinner
fish and chips
curry
chili combination from my local Chinese takeout.
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I can, that's my plan for tomorrow, but even like: spicy chicken sandwich has tomatoes and lettuce on it, which I didn't think about. The "fuck I'm lazy" lean cuisine had peppers in the sauce I had to pick out. It's weird. I can have fruit but no fruit skins so I dunno where pineapple pizza stands on that list since the goal is as little fiber as humanly possible
I then gave them this brain-cruncher:
If you could only have 5 meals (full entrées) for the rest of your life, what would they be?
I had a student immediately shout out, "APPLE-JACKS!!!"
I'm still trying to come up with my list.
Zonugal: Hey, what's wrong with you kids? They don't taste like apples!
Kids: That isn't why we like 'em!
Zonugal: Then why?
Kids: We just do.
Lumberjack Slam
Club Sandwich (preferably with Onion Rings)
Chow-Mein with Mandarin Shrimp
Supreme Pizza
Corn Tortilla Chips & Dip (Spicy Salsa, Chile Con Queso & Guacamole)
Those might not be my top 5, but I can see where your coming from there.
I think mine would be....
Flapjacks with real butter and Grade A Authentic Maple syrup, Bacon, eggs, sausage and home fries (Extra Crunchy)
The Reggie Deluxe from Pine State Biscuits
Sweet Potato Enchiladas with some new mexico green chile salsa
Smoked Tri-tip with sweet potato, green beans, roasted red potato with a blueberry cheesecake (Fuck it, this meal deserves a dessert)
For my finale I have to go with a time honored classic, which is Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixings. Smoked Turkey, stuffing, mashed taters, home made biscuits, green beans, sweet potatoes, REAL cranberry, carrots, corn, gravy and a tall glass of milk.
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Patty melt, jalfrezi, carne asada burrito (onions and cilantro), jambalaya, and fettuccine alfredo.
Magic Noodle House in Chandler's Pan Fried Dumplings
Thanksgiving Dinner, at least Gravy, Mashed Potatoes and Sausage Stuffing
Ribeye Steak, preferable at Gordon Ramsey's Steak in Las Vegas
Yaki Udon with Shrimp that I make sometimes.
Carnitas chimichanga con verde with refried beans and Mexican rice sides
Blackened swordfish steak with steamed broccoli and baked potato
Tofu and shrimp pad thai
Thanksgiving dinner - turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce
I feel like I've got everything covered except red meat, which you could live without anyway. Putting this list together made me real sad I haven't had swordfish in like 9 years.
Orange Chicken (Panda Express because it has to be them)
Chicken-fried Steak with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy (the all-purpose)
Eggs Benedict (get you some breakfast)
Club Sandwich (jack of all trades and very customizable)
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Pizza - half BBQ chicken, half pepperoni, olives, mushrooms
Nachos - carne asada, sour cream, guacamole, etc etc (no cilantro)
Jambalaya - loaded with shrimp, chicken, and andouille
Lasagna - ground beef and sausage, light or no ricotta and parmesan
Holyshit I forgot about lasagna.
Yeah, full on turbocharged lasagna bolognese, recipes from Serious Eats. That could easily fit in there.
Full English breakfast (Eggs over easy, black and white sausages, bacon, grilled tomatoes and mushrooms, baked beans, rye toast.)
Pizza from Gelsosomo's in Michigan City/La Porte, IN topped with pepperoni, sausage, black olives, and mushrooms.
A gyro with a side of French fries and tomato & cucumber salad.
The Jalisco Special from El Bracero in Michigan City, IN. (Grilled shrimp, chicken, carne asada, onions, tomatoes, and peppers mixed with spices and a thin white cheese sauce, served over Mexican rice).
The "sticky chicken" my mom used to make when I was a kid, with a side of her bacon and Parmesan cheese Brussels sprouts and steamed sweet corn.
Dare I dream?
How about a shell made of deep fried mac and cheese with taco fillings on the inside oh woops I just had a heart attack thinking of it
That's a solid Fuckin list
Not sure how your pooping situation is going to be on that diet though.
Get some beans in that breakfast like meal.
Your anus will thank you
But what a way to go! The grilled cheese sandwich I had a couple weeks ago had two patties of beer battered mac & cheese. It was heaven. I would say regular tortilla, beer battered Mac (instead of cod), chorizo, some grilled bell peppers and onion. I think that would be pretty damn good.
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Never ending alaskan snow crab legs with drawn butter, green beans, and hush puppies
chicken and peas and dumplings (the noodle kind not the biscuit kind)
Tuna noodle casserole
Romaine lettuce salad with all the fixings, cucumber, sun-dried tomatoes, feta cheese, shredded carrots, black olives, capers, croutons, chopped dates, sunflower seeds, and balsamic dressing
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Keema pizza with lime pickle
Shepherds pie with beetroot and pickled onions
Chicken doner meat and chips in a pita bread with garlic mayo
Roast lamb with all the trimmings
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Aww man, I forgot ramen - how the hell am I going to fit that on there?
- lamb and beef gyro with feta cheese and a side of dolmades
- post honey graham oh's in unsweetened almond milk, eggs over easy, and pumpernickel toast
- rare t-bone steak with butter sauteed mushrooms and onions, mashed potatoes, and grilled asparagus
- rotisserie chicken, roasted potatoes, and sweet corn
Definitely bad food.
sweet and sour chicken with pork fried rice
chicken bacon ranch wrap with tater tots
Papa Murphy's Cowboy pizza
Baldy's pulled pork smothered fries
This is God's way of telling you to spend a little money on some decent meat, make a whole fucking lot of chilli, and freeze portions of it.
Thin crust pizza with toppings TBD
Pot stickers, three chili chicken and Szechuan string beans
Italian beef sandwich, double dipped in the gravy, with hot peppers, and a tamale (with a grape soda if this is coming from Johnnie's, as it should be)
Belgian waffle, 2 eggs, bacon and hash browns
My wife got a very good job in Houston last month, but it's the kind of thing where we don't know if she'll still be in Houston in six months, or whether she'll be reassigned to Odessa or Alaska or North Dakota or whether she'll come back to Oklahoma. Meanwhile, I've got a less profitable but extremely stable job here in OKC, so I'm not making a move until we know where her permanent post is going to be.
We sold our house and I moved into an apartment closer to work. Everything she took with her got boxed up by fancy corporate movers, and everything I took with me we had to just toss into a U-Haul during one day off before the movers arrived. So since we didn't trust the movers with our plants, I ended up with a house's worth of plants in a one-bedroom apartment, and I forgot to bring along my deep saucepan. I'm super good on shallow frying pans, but nothing I'd trust chili in. And you can't do chili in cast iron, because the acid in the tomatoes fucks up the seasoning.
So when I go visit her for the first time in the next week or two, I'm going to take along most of the house plants and use them to ransom my saucepan, since she doesn't do much cooking that calls for such an implement.
I don't know what's so hard to understand here. It's all perfectly straightforward and not a nightmare clusterfuck at all.
They fry it with banana pepper rings and holy shit it's genius and SO tasty.
Hang on, weird Italian place in Australia. I'll be back again some day.
Honestly I wouldn't have seen that coming.
I never finish anyth
Ya beats out the White Moose Lodge, which was a super duper fancy restaurant where the last good calamari I had was. The Banana Pepper addition is huge tho, both in the taste it adds to the batter and seems to help negate the rubbery of the calamari, it's got such a nice texture.
Grisanti's lasagna, with french onion soup and garlic bread.
A good cheese steak sandwich, side of fries.
Eggs Benedict. Cause breakfast is the most important meal of the day, regardless of when you eat it.
A good steak with a caesar salad and a loaded baked potato. Done medium, maybe some hot rolls to go with it.
Waffles. Nice, deep pocketed belgian waffles. Lots of butter, real maple syrup and some sausage.
lasagna
steak dinner
fish and chips
curry
chili combination from my local Chinese takeout.