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USA Presidential Election 2016: The Kids Are All White

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edited November 2016 in Social Entropy++
DEBATE INFO

Who: Tim Kaine vs. Mike Pence
When: Tuesday, October 4th @ 9pm EDT
Where: Farmville, VA
How: You should be able to find this on most major stations along with their sites and YouTube for streaming.

Who: Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump
When: Sunday, October 9th @ 9pm EDT
Where: St. Louis, MO
How: Again, every channel should be airing it both on TV and streaming online.


The country that brought you pizza rolls is having an election! For president! It's the head of the USA's executive branch, and arguably the most powerful position that any one person on the planet can hold. This kind of election only happens once every four years, so you gotta enjoy it while it lasts! Let's have a good time and talk about all the hilarious ups and downs of this election season. Warning: sometimes it may be less hilarious, and more soul-crushing!

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Previously in the POTUS Thread...
A lot of time hasn't passed since the previous thread, which is unsurprising since the debate happened and sped things along. And what a debate it was! Most admit that Clinton performed better than Trump, who allowed himself to be baited by Clinton's insinuations that Trump ain't as rich as he claims. It go worse as the evening went on, with Trump doing what he did during the primary and interrupting constantly like a shitty child. This game to a head at the end of the debate, when Trump seriously brought up his spat with Rosie O'Donnell from like ten years ago. I dunno what to say when your defense against claims of misogyny is to bring up a decade-old spat and claim the woman deserved to be called a pig. And these issues are lingering past the debate, with Trump hell-bent on destroying the Latina woman that, during the debate, Clinton claims he badmouthed many years ago. Nothing like having a presidential candidate tweet to Americans that they should look up a woman's (non-existent) sex tape.

Clinton's debate win is already being reflected by an uptick in the polls. It's not the commanding lead she held throughout August, but she's in a much better place than the roughly 1 point lead she desperately holding onto less than two weeks ago. While we won't see the real effects of the debate until next week, Clinton is trending upwards now. Of course, that could change after Tuesday's Vice Presidential Debate, but given that's it's two of the most milquetoast men facing off in an debate that traditionally garners less interest than its counterpart...yeah, don't expect the VP debate to have a huge change in trajectory for the election unless someone makes a hilarious blunder.

Would you like to know more? Read the previous threads...
  1. Bad Hair Day
  2. Over the Hegemony
  3. Screams from My Father
  4. Vice Vice Baby
  5. A Ring of Liar
  6. A Day at the Racist
  7. Straight Outta Breitbart
  8. A Hard Day's Right
  9. Galoot Debate

In the Blue Corner...

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"Smilin'" Hillary Clinton
68 Years Old
Former Secretary of State and Senator


Strengths: A strong start leads Clinton with a bit of breathing room. Now she can get a headstart and really apply pressure by focusing on actual policy since Trump's personality has been largely exposed to that of spoiled manchild. She needs to stay away from humor...she's a politician, not a comedian, and her bad jokes tend to fall flat and that sticks in people's minds. Good thing this is a debate and not stand-up, because she knows now that Trump can be baited quite easily, and all she has to do is set the bait and let him fall for it. So long as she keeps her composure, and doesn't get bogged down into slapfights with him, the debates will always end with Hillary looking like the only adult present.

Weaknesses: Trump has undoubtedly been yelled at for being a huge turd, and he won't be as easy to bait. Relying on Trumpy tantrums and interruptions won't be as effective if Trump knows what's good for him, and that means it's important to focus on policy and not let him derail with his bullshit.

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Timothy "Tim" Kaine
58 Years Old
Senator, Former Governor of Virginia and DNC Chair


Strengths: Pence is a fairly soft target given that his claim to national family is being a shithead to gay people. Expect that to be a big topic for the evening if Kaine is permitted to run with it. Pence also isn't a super popular governor right now with middling approval rating. All in all, Kaine just comes off as way more likable and representative of today than the hateful old man from the Age of Reagan. I mean, if you ignore that Kaine is older than Pence. But it's kinda easy to, isn't it? There's also the distinct possibility Kaine may drag Trump into this, bringing up his poor demeanor and constant lies.

Weaknesses: His term in office ended with low approval ratings. Part of this was just being at the wrong place at the wrong time, given he was in office when everything went to hell in 2008, but he also took flak for taking the position of DNC chair while in office. This could be used to paint a picture of a man more focused on his career than doing his civil duty. While a popular Senator, Pence could use that as ammo to given the Senate's abyssal approval ratings and the cool new thing where Republicans admit there was recovery, but that it was the slowest ever.

In the Red Corner...

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Donald "Sniffles" Trump
70 Years Old
he's allowed to run


Strengths: Here is a lesson from kindergarten: wait your turn. Stop interrupting, stop being so ridiculously easy to goad. You do NOT have an even REMOTELY good temperament, and the path to victory requires you realizing that now rather than later. If you can stop being a dope and pressure Clinton into explaining stuff like TPP and her superpredator comments in the 90s, you could possibly turn things around. Clinton is far from invulnerable, and by keeping her "scandals" in the public focus, you may encourage enough people to at least stay home to keep the race competitive.

Weaknesses: Your ego will not allow you to realize that the person to blame for your poor results is you.

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Michael "Mike" Pence
57 Years Old
Governor of Indiana


Strengths: Pence can more or less match Kaine for overall experience, and you could give Pence the edge since he has executive experience for today and not seven years ago like Kaine. There is a chance Pence may wrap himself in a cloak of FREEDOM, and imply that his bakery bullshit wasn't bigotry was red-blooded American Spirit. Shouldn't be too hard for Pence given that, unlike his running mate, Pence knows how to dog whistle and bury his meaning underneath euphemism. Just paint Kaine as a guy who wants government controlling everything and mandating gay abortions. The only people who will be watching are retirees, right?

Weaknesses: Gay rights are a losing issue. Like I said: he can allude, but Pence can't directly mention it because the country ain't on board with that anymore, at least on a superficial level, and he's not super popular with most of the country. He is also debating on the heels of Trump's poor performance, giving him an enormous burden to try and right the ship or at least stop the leaking so Trump has less ground to make up on the 9th. This leads to a weird balancing act of maintaining the eccentricities of the Trump campaign while also reminding establishment Republicans that you're on the ticket for them.

FAQ

Who are our tragic third-party candidates?

Jill Stein (with running mate Ajamu Baraka) is running on the Green Party ticket, and Gary Johnson (with running mate Bill Weld) is the Libertarian candidate. There's other perennial candidates, such as Vermin Supreme, but I'd be here all day rattling off those.

What's a battleground?

A state that is polling more or less in the middle is considered a battleground. Because solidly Republican or Democratic states would require too much time and money to make even a dent in polls, candidates focus on the handful of states that are feasible to turn. Now, this doesn't mean that voting in a "stronghold" state is pointless. After all, many battleground states were at one point or another considered reliable votes for one party or the other, and people do pay attention to shifts in polls even if the overall outcome hasn't quite changed yet.

States "in play" this election include Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Wisconsin. Oh, and apparently Georgia now?

When are the debates?

September 26, 2016
October 4, 2016 (VP)
October 9, 2016
October 19, 2016

When is Election Day?

November 8th, 2016

How long do I have to register to vote?

It varies by state

November 8th is kinda busy for me. Can I vote early?

It varies by state, although some states don't allow for early voting at all.

I want to vote from a safe distance. What are my options for citizens abroad?

This should help you out.

Note that this should also be useful for people who are still in the States but will be in another state/city/etc from wherever they're registered come election day.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Jesus fuck, is this still happening? Let's get an immortal god computer in charge of this country and forget this election stuff once and for all.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    this is a response that most likely arises from the unreasonable standards placed on female leaders (both in fiction and reality)

    relevant, really
    Not really, no.

    Janeway's writing was so inconsistent that in later seasons Kate Mulgrew more or less came up with a headcanon that her character was bipolar.

    Its like how First Contact Picard is pretty different character from TNG Picard except instead of a movie separated by years it happened more or less every week because the writers couldn't put in the effort to pin down the character.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Something about those dates seem off

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    VP debate prediction: Neither will really dominate, but no big gaffes either, news calls it for Pence because of lowered expectations by proxy.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Oh my god this thread title.

    You've had some good ones but this one might be your finest work.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    farmville? there is a city called farmville?

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    @Bobkins Flymo
    Where did you find those caricatures? They are incredible!

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    this is a response that most likely arises from the unreasonable standards placed on female leaders (both in fiction and reality)

    relevant, really
    Not really, no.

    Janeway's writing was so inconsistent that in later seasons Kate Mulgrew more or less came up with a headcanon that her character was bipolar.

    Its like how First Contact Picard is pretty different character from TNG Picard except instead of a movie separated by years it happened more or less every week because the writers couldn't put in the effort to pin down the character.

    it happens in just about every sustained episodic series with different writers. especially because janeway was never really flattened down to a few obvious attributes, it may have been more noticeable with her character but that's a testament to progression rather than bad writing

    though i still feel like there's an extra pressure on women where we're entitled to cut out, observe, and judge their interiority in a manner that wouldn't be acceptable if applied to a man

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    farmville? there is a city called farmville?

    There are three! (Plus one in Canada.) There are also eleven towns called "Farmersville" plus a mind-boggling 39 towns and cities called "Farmington," including five in Wisconsin alone.

    Listen, the United States is a big place, and you don't have a lot of time to come up with interesting names when you're sodbusting. They can't all be Kalamazoo or Superior Bottom.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    obama is very good at being a Cool Dad on Youtube

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I choose to believe that Stilts complimenting Janeway is what caused the previous thread to close.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Why in God's name do I only have one awesome to give to that video?

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular

    FYI this video starts with Game of Thrones spoilers right off the bat.

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this is a response that most likely arises from the unreasonable standards placed on female leaders (both in fiction and reality)

    relevant, really
    Not really, no.

    Janeway's writing was so inconsistent that in later seasons Kate Mulgrew more or less came up with a headcanon that her character was bipolar.

    Its like how First Contact Picard is pretty different character from TNG Picard except instead of a movie separated by years it happened more or less every week because the writers couldn't put in the effort to pin down the character.

    it happens in just about every sustained episodic series with different writers. especially because janeway was never really flattened down to a few obvious attributes, it may have been more noticeable with her character but that's a testament to progression rather than bad writing

    though i still feel like there's an extra pressure on women where we're entitled to cut out, observe, and judge their interiority in a manner that wouldn't be acceptable if applied to a man
    I feel like you're seeing this as a condemnation of Janeway and not a condemnation of STV's stable of writers who'd write the character by throwing a dart at the wall.

    Because the problem is that there were like a handfull different interpretations of Janeway that'd be freely mixed and matched within a season. One episode we'd get the hard-assed but compassionate captain who'd do anything to get her crew back home. Next episode we'd get the overly cold professional who'd never ever even consider going against the Prime Directive. And then it'd switch back again.

    edit: Heck, I even want to say that they specifically leaned into this in the last episode by having the former go back and time to tell the latter to cut it out.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Jesus fuck, is this still happening? Let's get an immortal god computer in charge of this country and forget this election stuff once and for all.

    I Swear Allegiance To The God-Empress In Life And In Death

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Obama and Biden being besties is the only thing that I like about American politics.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this is a response that most likely arises from the unreasonable standards placed on female leaders (both in fiction and reality)

    relevant, really
    Not really, no.

    Janeway's writing was so inconsistent that in later seasons Kate Mulgrew more or less came up with a headcanon that her character was bipolar.

    Its like how First Contact Picard is pretty different character from TNG Picard except instead of a movie separated by years it happened more or less every week because the writers couldn't put in the effort to pin down the character.

    it happens in just about every sustained episodic series with different writers. especially because janeway was never really flattened down to a few obvious attributes, it may have been more noticeable with her character but that's a testament to progression rather than bad writing

    though i still feel like there's an extra pressure on women where we're entitled to cut out, observe, and judge their interiority in a manner that wouldn't be acceptable if applied to a man
    I feel like you're seeing this as a condemnation of Janeway and not a condemnation of STV's stable of writers who'd write the character by throwing a dart at the wall.

    Because the problem is that there were like a handfull different interpretations of Janeway that'd be freely mixed and matched within a season. One episode we'd get the hard-assed but compassionate captain who'd do anything to get her crew back home. Next episode we'd get the overly cold professional who'd never ever even consider going against the Prime Directive. And then it'd switch back again.
    Yeah, and it's not like Janeway was the only inconsistent writing in Voyager either. It's just that she's the Captain, so she gets the limelight.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Movie Picard and TNG Picard are completely different people

    It always struck me as weird that people don't bring it up more often

    Although I think this is also true for Kirk

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Janeway's only real failing is being on a shit show like Voyager

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Jesus fuck, is this still happening? Let's get an immortal god computer in charge of this country and forget this election stuff once and for all.

    I'd vote for the MCP

  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Janeway's only real failing is being on a shit show like Voyager
    Shut
    The
    Fuck
    Up

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Jesus fuck, is this still happening? Let's get an immortal god computer in charge of this country and forget this election stuff once and for all.

    Speaking of Star Trek, this is literally an episode of the original series.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Obama and Biden being besties is the only thing that I like about American politics.

    I dunno, I always thought it was weirdly inspiring that RBG and Scalia were best friends outside the courtroom. Like, he shed actual human tears when her husband died. Makes me think that someday we can find some common ground across the aisle.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this is a response that most likely arises from the unreasonable standards placed on female leaders (both in fiction and reality)

    relevant, really
    Not really, no.

    Janeway's writing was so inconsistent that in later seasons Kate Mulgrew more or less came up with a headcanon that her character was bipolar.

    Its like how First Contact Picard is pretty different character from TNG Picard except instead of a movie separated by years it happened more or less every week because the writers couldn't put in the effort to pin down the character.

    it happens in just about every sustained episodic series with different writers. especially because janeway was never really flattened down to a few obvious attributes, it may have been more noticeable with her character but that's a testament to progression rather than bad writing

    though i still feel like there's an extra pressure on women where we're entitled to cut out, observe, and judge their interiority in a manner that wouldn't be acceptable if applied to a man
    I feel like you're seeing this as a condemnation of Janeway and not a condemnation of STV's stable of writers who'd write the character by throwing a dart at the wall.

    Because the problem is that there were like a handfull different interpretations of Janeway that'd be freely mixed and matched within a season. One episode we'd get the hard-assed but compassionate captain who'd do anything to get her crew back home. Next episode we'd get the overly cold professional who'd never ever even consider going against the Prime Directive. And then it'd switch back again.

    edit: Heck, I even want to say that they specifically leaned into this in the last episode by having the former go back and time to tell the latter to cut it out.

    well i don't want to condemn the writers of a good series in general, especially when they've got the hard task of writing a complex woman in a stressful situation and a genre that doesn't have many complex female archetypes to draw from

    all that plus consistency would be hard for even a single writer

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  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    I wonder how this VP debate will go this year.

    I'm gonna miss Biden's complete knockout debates. Dude was savage. He beat Ryan and Palin like they were petulant children needing a spanking.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Jesus fuck, is this still happening? Let's get an immortal god computer in charge of this country and forget this election stuff once and for all.

    I'd vote for the MCP

    The MCP was a hero because he got an electric frisbee in the mouth. I like people who didn't get an electric frisbee in the mouth.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I am going to miss Obama so much

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Would you vote for Seven of Nine

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Is the Doctor her running mate?

  • vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am going to miss Obama so much

    I'm gonna miss a president that knows good food when he sees/is shown it.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this is a response that most likely arises from the unreasonable standards placed on female leaders (both in fiction and reality)

    relevant, really
    Not really, no.

    Janeway's writing was so inconsistent that in later seasons Kate Mulgrew more or less came up with a headcanon that her character was bipolar.

    Its like how First Contact Picard is pretty different character from TNG Picard except instead of a movie separated by years it happened more or less every week because the writers couldn't put in the effort to pin down the character.

    it happens in just about every sustained episodic series with different writers. especially because janeway was never really flattened down to a few obvious attributes, it may have been more noticeable with her character but that's a testament to progression rather than bad writing

    though i still feel like there's an extra pressure on women where we're entitled to cut out, observe, and judge their interiority in a manner that wouldn't be acceptable if applied to a man
    I feel like you're seeing this as a condemnation of Janeway and not a condemnation of STV's stable of writers who'd write the character by throwing a dart at the wall.

    Because the problem is that there were like a handfull different interpretations of Janeway that'd be freely mixed and matched within a season. One episode we'd get the hard-assed but compassionate captain who'd do anything to get her crew back home. Next episode we'd get the overly cold professional who'd never ever even consider going against the Prime Directive. And then it'd switch back again.

    edit: Heck, I even want to say that they specifically leaned into this in the last episode by having the former go back and time to tell the latter to cut it out.

    well i don't want to condemn the writers of a good series in general, especially when they've got the hard task of writing a complex woman in a stressful situation and a genre that doesn't have many complex female archetypes to draw from

    all that plus consistency would be hard for even a single writer

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am going to miss Obama so much

    When he finally exits I will simply say:

    Thanks, Obama.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    your yearly reminder that Jeri Ryan is indirectly responsible for Barack Obama's political career.

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I just realized that rhia and I are going to a cabin early on Nov 9th for 3 nights.

    There's no TV or internet or cellphone coverage.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Jesus fuck, is this still happening? Let's get an immortal god computer in charge of this country and forget this election stuff once and for all.

    Speaking of Star Trek, this is literally an episode of the original series.

    This is literally several episodes of the original series.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular

    I think Tim Caine is the evil twin of Tim Kaine.

  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    I don't know how Sopan Deb hasn't gone insane yet

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am going to miss Obama so much

    When he finally exits I will simply say:

    Thanks, Obama.
    Obama's not been perfect, but he's been a bastion of maturity, humility, and compassion these past eight years.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I am going to miss Obama so much

    When he finally exits I will simply say:

    Thanks, Obama.
    Obama's not been perfect, but he's been a bastion of maturity, humility, and compassion these past eight years.

    He joked about killing the Jonas Brothers like he kills terrorists

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