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[Cards Against Humanity] TRV wins and wrecks it for everyone else.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    I hope everyone is now more satisfied with what they have in the hands. @TheRoadVirus On with the show!

    Round 15: Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.

    @Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @Zombie Hero

    From the makers of aluma wallet and angry mama!

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    @Megafrost needs to get me his card while we still remember what day it is.

    Who else is having a liquid lunch?

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 17
    @TheRoadVirus never actually leaves the house. But if he did:

    Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without A constant need for validation. (Elvenshae)
    Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Weaponized ebola. (Anialos :star: )
    Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Jean-Claude Van Damme. (Cythraul)
    Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Blackface. (Megafrost)
    Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Drinking responsibly. (MrTLicious)
    Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Self-medicating. (Zombie Hero)
    Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without Attitude. (Gizzy)

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Trans woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Weaponized Ebola. Don't leave home without it

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Nothing makes the line at the post office move faster that @Anialos yelling 'I HAVE EBOLA AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!'

    Round 16: I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of _____.

    @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero

    When peeing on the carpet is the least of your problems.

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 18
    You know why he is a bad dog @Anialos ? Because you named him Fluffums.

    I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Unsheathing my massive horse cock. (Zombie Hero)
    I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Ass to mouth. (Elvenshae)
    I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Evolving a labyrinthine vagina. (Cythraul)
    I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Nude-modding Super Mario World. (Megafrost)
    I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Using a zip-tie as an impromptu cock-ring. (TheRoadVirus)
    I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Actually getting shot, for real. (Gizzy)
    I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of Treason. (MrTLicious :star: )

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    Taking into account what my actual dogs are guilty of, I'm going to go with Treason.

    Hobnail wrote: »
    "Don't let bullets enter your body" is the kind of advice that just gives itself really, like "don't drink soy sauce" or "don't vote republican"
    MrTLicious
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    I just found out that @MrTLicious 's dog "tapped" my phones. Of course I have proof, I'm just not going to show you.

    Round 17: Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.

    @Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero

    Of course what you do know about it could kill you, too.

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 20
    Just more fake news, right @MrTLicious ?

    Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Pandora's vagina could kill you. (Cythraul)
    Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about A sternly-worded letter could kill you. (Megafrost)
    Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Zeus's sexual appetites could kill you. (Elvenshae)
    Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Chemtrails could kill you. (Gizzy)
    Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about How awesome I am could kill you. (Zombie Hero)
    Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Party Mexicans could kill you. (TheRoadVirus)
    Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Flightless birds could kill you. (Anialos :star: )

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Oh shibbles, weekends...

    Um... I'm gonna go with Flightless birds.

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 20
    @Anialos sees nothing but dinosaurs when he looks at birds. Penguins scare the shit out of him. Speaking of the apocalypse:

    REMAIN INDOORS

    Round 18: Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see _____.

    @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero

    Enjoy your food parcels and take whatever shots recommended in your sector. Above all else:



    REMAIN INDOORS

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 21
    That was quick. You all must already be indoors.

    @Anialos Close you eyes and rub them real hard. Tell us what you see:

    Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Kanye West. (Cythraul)
    Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Explosions. (Elvenshae)
    Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea. (Zombie Hero)
    Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. (Megafrost)
    Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see The Sun engulfing the Earth. (TheRoadVirus)
    Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Fiery poops. (MrTLicious :star:)
    Ever since "the event," every time I close my eyes, I still see Ribs so good they transcend race and class. (Gizzy)

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    Elvenshae
  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    I don't so much see as feel the Fiery poops.

    Hobnail wrote: »
    "Don't let bullets enter your body" is the kind of advice that just gives itself really, like "don't drink soy sauce" or "don't vote republican"
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    @MrTLicious avoids this problem by never closing his eyes or eating spicy foods.

    Round 19: I drink to forget _____.

    @Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero

    I love it when a winning card works for several rounds in a row.

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    @Cythraul seems to have forgotten us. I wonder what he has been doing?

  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Trans woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    @Cythraul seems to have forgotten us. I wonder what he has been doing?

    You really don't want to know

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 22
    Well, I hope he had a good time and doesn't remember any of it! Hopefully @MrTLicious is sober enough to judge.

    I drink to forget Agreeing with Donald Trump. (Gizzy)
    I drink to forget Lego® recreations of famous porn scenes. (Megafrost)
    I drink to forget losing to "Firey poops". (Elvenshae)
    I drink to forget Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. (TheRoadVirus)
    I drink to forget The other, other, other white meat. (Anialos)
    I drink to forget The sound of a toddler's skull cracking against the pavement. (Zombie Hero :star: )

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Trans woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Jesus that last one.

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
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    Sorry for making everyone wait there!

    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited March 22
    Yeah, the last one is the first time I've read a card and gone "wtf dude." So obvi it wins.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    @Zombie Hero watches so many FailBlog YouTube videos that he has become numb to the suffering of others. But he gets a point for it!

    Round 20: In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between _____ and _____.

    @Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus

    Please keep all entries scientifically accurate. There will be a test at the end.

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    @Cythraul had a question, so he is safe, but I still need to hear from @Gizzy

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 23
    Times up! Are you ready for science @Zombie Hero ?

    In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between Immortality cream and Neil Patrick Harris. (TheRoadVirus)
    In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A bucket of dicks and Teaching a robot to love. (Anialos :star: )
    In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A bigger, blacker dick and Spring break! (Cythraul)
    In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between The Cock Ring of Alacrity and A fluffy little butt. (Elvenshae)
    In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers! and A good sniff. (MrTLicious)
    In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between A moist towlette and Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls. (Megafrost)

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Hmmm,

    The LHC seems as good a place as any to teach a robot to love.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Who doesn't love a bucket of dicks, right @Anialos ?

    Round 21: Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: _____.

    @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero

    I am so sad that there isn't a 'dissolving the imperial senate' card.

    /Star Wars joke.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 24
    @Anialos thinks that the pope/emperor memes from years ago aren't funny anymore.

    Pope-Benedict-XVI-resigns-The-best-pope-memes-so-far.jpg

    ...he may be right.

    Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: MORTAL KOMBAT™. (Elvenshae :star: )
    Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: The four arms of Vishnu. (Gizzy)
    Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling. (Cythraul)
    Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Being worshipped as the one true God. (TheRoadVirus)
    Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Toni Morrison's vagina. (Zombie Hero)
    Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: WINNING!! (Megafrost)
    Now that he has retired, Pope Benedict can finally devote time to his true passion: Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it. (MrTLicious)

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    Palatine and Raiden both use lightning so it is a natural transition.

    Hobnail wrote: »
    "Don't let bullets enter your body" is the kind of advice that just gives itself really, like "don't drink soy sauce" or "don't vote republican"
    Elvenshae
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    @Elvenshae lost a first to five at MK with the Pope. How many years in purgatory is that?

    Round 22: The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: _____ and _____.

    @Anialos @Cythraul @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero

    The NSA doesn't browse forums, do they?

  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    I saw that card, read it in "The Voice," and knew I had to play it now. :D

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 26
    Unfortunately the NSA doesn't take weekends off. They are going need to see you now, @Elvenshae .

    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Jihotties and Tampons in every hole. (Zombie Hero)
    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Being able to name all of the different kinds of olives and Hot Pockets. (Megafrost)
    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter and Insatiable bloodlust. (Anialos)
    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: The day the birds attacked and A thermonuclear detonation. (Gizzy)
    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket and Stranger danger. (Cythraul)
    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Stalin and Oil! (TheRoadVirus :star: )
    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor and An Oedipus complex. (MrTLicious)

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    The NSA wants to talk to me about an email I sent containing these key phrases: Stalin and Oil!

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 27
    I didn't know that @TheRoadVirus worked as an adviser to a certain campaign. Communist fossil fuels are the best fossil fuels.

    Round 23: This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _____ to save Christmas.

    @Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @Zombie Hero

    Does anyone think Tim Allen is funny anymore? Was he ever?

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 27
    Here we go @TheRoadVirus time to start our Monday right: with another Santa Clause sequel!

    This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Touching the poop to save Christmas. (Elvenshae)
    This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Christopher Walken to save Christmas. (Gizzy)
    This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Peanut Butter Jelly Time to save Christmas. (Megafrost)
    This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card to save Christmas. (Anialos)
    This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of Sharing needles to save Christmas. (Cythraul)
    This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of A giant powdery manbaby to save Christmas. (Zombie Hero :star: )
    This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of A turd to save Christmas. (MrTLicious)

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  • TheRoadVirusTheRoadVirus Trans woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    The powdery manbaby Jesus frightens us all. Weird Christmas tradition IMO

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 27
    @Zombie Hero likes a fresh smelling, dry savior. It helps cover up the whole 'born in a barn' thing.

    Round 24: Coming soon from Pixar: "_____"

    @Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus

    And you thought Cars 2 was bad.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 27
    @Zombie Hero hero was surprised to see a Pixar trailer in front of the new Zach Snyder movie.

    Coming soon from Pixar: "Object permanence." (Gizzy)
    Coming soon from Pixar: "A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat." (Cythraul :star: )
    Coming soon from Pixar: "The Gaza Strip." (Elvenshae)
    Coming soon from Pixar: "A world without boxes." (TheRoadVirus)
    Coming soon from Pixar: "A history of abuse." (MrTLicious)
    Coming soon from Pixar: "Primo shlick material." (Anialos)
    Coming soon from Pixar: "Steaming hot lemonade." (Megafrost)

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    I could see "a world without boxes" being pitched, but I'm going to go with A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat.

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 27
    Wasn't The Boxtrolls a movie? And a stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat sounds like something Aardman would do. Anyway, @Cythraul wins!

    Round 25: "From the producers of Shark Week... Coming this fall, _____ Week."

    @Anialos @Elvenshae @Gizzy @Megafrost @MrTLicious @TheRoadVirus @Zombie Hero

    Not to be confused with Sharknado 4.

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