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[Cards Against Humanity] TRV wins and wrecks it for everyone else.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Oh, look at this guy
    Thinking that syllable counts
    Are not important.

    Who's he think he is?
    The guy running the damn game?
    Oh. I guess he is.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Seriously, don't worry about the syllable count, just make it funny. :)

    Says the non judger
    You go back to your tower!
    Count your gold coins. Yeah.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    No more haikus now
    I mean it! Anybody
    desire a peanut?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Yeah, let me worry about the syllable count. ;)

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Only @Egos left now. Come on down!

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Take your time @Heffling and read each entry in one breath:

    Genital piercings
    Double vaginal, double anal
    Battle-tested period panties
    -Cog

    Grandpa's ashes
    A time travel paradox
    Vietnam flashbacks
    -TheRoadVirus

    Public ridicule
    A nice boy who never did anyone any harm
    ALLAH HU AKBAR!
    -Anialos

    Sexual tension
    My relationship status
    A shallow grave
    -Cythraul

    A shiny rock that proves I love you
    Bill Cosby's chocolate pudding pop
    Getting all offended
    -Elvenshae

    Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes
    Silence
    The creative use of a pool noodle
    -Man in the Mists

    A bleached asshole
    Mr. Clean, right behind you
    Surprise sex!
    -Egos :star:




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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Damn.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    These are pretty great.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    These are great answers, but A bleached asshole made me literally laugh out loud.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    And to think @Egos was worried that his haiku just wasn't good enough. A point and our respect!

    @Heffling @Cog @TheRoadVirus @Anialos @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Man in the Mists

    Round 10: Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with _____.

    Just in time for the holidays.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Still waiting on cards from @Cog and @Cythraul

    Half of this is my fault but I will never admit which half.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Ok @Egos which of these gets you in the eating mood:

    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with Fetal alcohol syndrome. (Heffling)
    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with The art of seduction. (Elvenshae)
    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with The Force. (Cog :star: )
    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with The gays. (Cythraul)
    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with Sarah Palin. (Man in the Mists)
    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with Realistic expectations. (TheRoadVirus)
    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with Asparagus pee. (Anialos)

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    How special and gross.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    I gotta go with "Cooking with The Force"

    I like the idea of jedi Rachel Ray and using those powers....to cook.
    I liked Sarah Palin and oddly The Art of Seduction for some reason also...

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Honestly I could see Cooking with Asparagus Pee as a hip new wave foodie trend.

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Oh my GOD have you tried asparagus pee yet? It'll change your life.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Yes but would Rachel be dark side or light side? It's thoughts like these that keep @Cog up at night.

    @Egos @Heffling @Elvenshae @Cythraul @Man in the Mists @TheRoadVirus @Anialos

    Round 11: If you enjoy _____, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.

    This is either a Game of Thrones reference or a chapter name from Dark Side Rachel Ray's cookbook.

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Ah, back in first place where I belong.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Yes but would Rachel be dark side or light side? It's thoughts like these that keep @Cog up at night.

    @Egos @Heffling @Elvenshae @Cythraul @Man in the Mists @TheRoadVirus @Anialos

    Round 11: If you enjoy _____, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.

    This is either a Game of Thrones reference or a chapter name from Dark Side Rachel Ray's cookbook.

    The correct answer here is cilantro, by the by

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Shit I just pinged everyone again sorry

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    Thanks, @TheRoadVirus

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Just trying to get you slackers on task!

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    The correct answer here is cilantro, by the by

    I like cilantro. :sad:

    How else do you make pico de gallo?

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    edit: Apparently there is a GoT expansion.

    Egos on
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    The correct answer here is cilantro, by the by

    I like cilantro. :sad:

    How else do you make pico de gallo?

    Better by not including cilantro!
    I have that 'oh hey this tastes like ass soap' gene for cilantro. So yeah.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, Cooking with The gays. (Cythraul)

    That's actually Ina Garten's existing show.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    I know nothing of Game of Thrones beyond 'I drink and I know things.' Will @Cog survive the winter?

    If you enjoy The mere concept of Applebee's, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. (Egos :star: )
    If you enjoy Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. (Anialos)
    If you enjoy Trickle-down economics, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. (TheRoadVirus)
    If you enjoy Cooking with Rachel Ray, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. (Heffling)
    If you enjoy Tiny nipples, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. (Cythraul)
    If you enjoy Eating an entire snowman, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. (Elvenshae)
    If you enjoy A Molson muscle, it's because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. (Man in the Mists)

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Applebee's is a garbage "restaurant" and anyone who eats there is a garbage human who deserves to freeze to death in the harsh wastelands of the north.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    @Egos thinks that affordable family style dining is an abomination because he hates families. And cheap steaks. He's a monster.

    @Cog @Anialos @TheRoadVirus @Heffling @Cythraul @Elvenshae @Man in the Mists

    Round 12: Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."

    Casual Friday and TGIFriday's? Count me in!

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    @Egos forget for a second that it is Wednesday and think about what you really want to do in two days:

    Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "A powered exoskeleton Friday." (Man in the Mists)
    Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "David Attenborough watching us mate Friday." (TheRoadVirus)
    Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "Axl Rose Friday." (Cythraul)
    Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "Crazy opium eyes Friday." (Cog)
    Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "Reverse cowgirl Friday." (Anialos)
    Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "Being on fire Friday." (Elvenshae)
    Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "Frolicking Friday." (Heffling :star: )

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    I'd be down with several of these Fridays.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    What's the first thing you'd do with a powered exoskeleton? I'd punch something

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    What's the first thing you'd do with a powered exoskeleton? I'd punch something

    Frolick through the opium fields and do reverse cowgirl on fire while David Attenborough watched.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    What's the first thing you'd do with a powered exoskeleton? I'd punch something

    I'd @ TheRoadVirus

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    What's the first thing you'd do with a powered exoskeleton? I'd punch something

    I'd @ TheRoadVirus

    Don't chicken out.

    @TheRoadVirus

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Hey I got a point and am king of the castle! New card is puke as hard as you can before mom gets home

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    I immediately regret tagging TheRoadVirus

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Everyone has posted but @Egos

    We require judging!

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