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Access Hollywood presents: The [2016 Presidential Election] Shitshow Spectacular!

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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/paul-ryan-mitch-mcconnell-donald-trump-229629
    As a general rule of political thumb I always believe the best thing to do is see what Paul Ryan does and then do the exact opposite,” scoffed a second Republican official loyal to the Senate side. “Everyone on that side of the Hill is playing checkers.

    ha ha ha damn

    I mean I know that the Senate looks down on the House, but that's vicious

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?
    They probably won't call it until California closes at 11pm est. Theoretically she could get to 270 with states closing at 8pm EST or earlier but it would almost require Texas and they wouldn't call all those states immediately.
    Tox wrote: »
    Yeah I mean they call California way before polls close, don't they?

    They will call it immediately on poll close with the understanding that everyone know where its going to go.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular


    Nice, Florida extends registration deadline.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »


    Nice, Florida extends registration deadline.

    I love our Supervisors of Elections.

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    SteevLSteevL What can I do for you? Registered User regular
    I'm planning on early voting sometime this week and looking forward to getting that over with here in Illinois. I still need to look at some of the downticket stuff. I really wish we could vote Rauner out this year, but that's something better discussed in the downticket thread.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Marathon wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?
    pretty sure she can be unofficially called after florida reports

    All it will really take is for Hillary to take some of the eastern swing states that Trump absolutely must win. Once those reports begin the news outlets can start connecting the dots.
    right, because of the panhandle, when florida reports we'll know the results from PA, VA, NC, OH and FL. If those are all victories you can call it. Honestly I think with Clinton winning 3/5 of those you'd just call it

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    ZomroZomro Registered User regular
    Utahns: FUUUUUUCK.

    Clinton 26
    Trump 26
    McMullin 22
    Johnson 14

    Johnson can't even get over 15 in Utah? Bahahahaha!

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    Inkstain82Inkstain82 Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Jragghen wrote: »


    Early voting has started in Ohio.

    People are obviously not enthusiastic about voting for Clinton.

    The media has studiously ignored that Clinton voter enthusiasm has been higher in essentially every poll in both the primary and the general. Think of how many features there's been on profiling Sanders, Trump and NeverTrump Republican voters, and how few on Clinton voters.

    Hmm, I wonder if that has anything to do with the demographic makeup of the different voters.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    So I know a lot of politicians are narcissists, but Trump is acute, if not terminal. How does someone like that react to such a public thrashing? Is there any data or case study on severe reactions of people like that? Like a medical journal or something

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I know a lot of politicians are narcissists, but Trump is acute, if not terminal. How does someone like that react to such a public thrashing? Is there any data or case study on severe reactions of people like that? Like a medical journal or something

    Here's one writers take: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/11/opinion/donald-trumps-sad-lonely-life.html?_r=0

    edit; Well, it's not exactly what you asked, but it's the first thing that came to mind.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I know a lot of politicians are narcissists, but Trump is acute, if not terminal. How does someone like that react to such a public thrashing? Is there any data or case study on severe reactions of people like that? Like a medical journal or something

    Blame, excuse and/or denial

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    GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I know a lot of politicians are narcissists, but Trump is acute, if not terminal. How does someone like that react to such a public thrashing? Is there any data or case study on severe reactions of people like that? Like a medical journal or something

    It's always someone else's fault.

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Re: Enthusiasm
    The two presidential candidates may be more unpopular than any in history, but Washington residents are as eager as they’ve ever been to cast a ballot in this year’s election.

    On Monday, for the second day in a row, the state set a record for most voter registrations on one day.

    Monday’s total was 27,601 online registrations, the Secretary of State’s Office said.

    The previous one-day record, a little more than 23,000, was set on Sunday.

    Both those numbers smash the previous one-day record, of about 13,000, which was set last spring when Facebook prompted users to register to vote.

    Monday was the deadline for residents to register to vote online or by mail. Prospective voters can still register to vote in person, at county election offices, until Oct. 31.

    Monday’s registration surge pushed the number of registered voters in Washington above 4.2 million, also a record.

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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So I know a lot of politicians are narcissists, but Trump is acute, if not terminal. How does someone like that react to such a public thrashing? Is there any data or case study on severe reactions of people like that? Like a medical journal or something

    The typical reaction to a narcissitic injury is either denial or rage. Trump will probably do both.

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    NinjeffNinjeff Registered User regular
    SteevL wrote: »
    I'm planning on early voting sometime this week and looking forward to getting that over with here in Illinois. I still need to look at some of the downticket stuff. I really wish we could vote Rauner out this year, but that's something better discussed in the downticket thread.

    Seriously. How much longer do we have to deal with Rauner?!?! Luckily there was a good interview with Duckworth this morning on NPR so hopefully that keeps people coming out

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    hillary win probability in AZ now 52.5% on 538

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Yeah I mean they call California way before polls close, don't they?

    They typically avoid officially calling anywhere before that state's polls close but there isn't any doubt of which way New York is going to go, for example. So those tend to get called at like 9:01 PM, right after polls close.

    If we're lucky we'll get to hear people on the West Coast bitch about knowing their votes don't matter because they've already declared a winner.

    Except this year their job is to pile on as much icing to the cake as possible.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Utahns: FUUUUUUCK.

    Clinton 26
    Trump 26
    McMullin 22
    Johnson 14

    I have a bet on Hilary at 5/1 in Utah and McMullin at 25/1

    How does one get in on this action?

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    dispatch.odispatch.o Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    ArcTangent wrote: »

    Pussy Riot was a punk band that held underground concerts and was charged with Hooliganism. As I recall they were convicted but maybe one of them got off on a technicality or something? It was basically an importance of free-speech moment for a lot of people when the whole thing got widespread attention.

    Even knowing all of that, I am not sure what that could be compared to with the Trump campaign, except funny use of the word pussy(ies).

    Edit: Looking it up they were very strong feminists who were put in jail. I guess that makes more sense.

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    TenekTenek Registered User regular
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?

    If you just want to know whether she's winning or not... as early as 7pm Eastern. Here's a cool chart I found from 2008 that shows what time states were called:

    http://uselectionatlas.org/INFORMATION/ARTICLES/ElectionNight2008/pe2008elecnighttime.php

    In 2008 at 7 PM, McCain only had one state (KY) called for him. GA, IN, SC and VA were all "too close to call". And that's the tipoff that Obama is doing very well. If we see a repeat of that, Trump is done.

    You basically get extra confidence as the night goes on. Pennsylvania will be pretty solid around 8-830ish.

    Extra states being called for Trump early would be the bad news. Otherwise it'll probably be after 9 when one of the critical states gets called (NC, FL, OH).

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Tenek wrote: »
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?

    If you just want to know whether she's winning or not... as early as 7pm Eastern. Here's a cool chart I found from 2008 that shows what time states were called:

    http://uselectionatlas.org/INFORMATION/ARTICLES/ElectionNight2008/pe2008elecnighttime.php

    In 2008 at 7 PM, McCain only had one state (KY) called for him. GA, IN, SC and VA were all "too close to call". And that's the tipoff that Obama is doing very well. If we see a repeat of that, Trump is done.

    You basically get extra confidence as the night goes on. Pennsylvania will be pretty solid around 8-830ish.

    Extra states being called for Trump early would be the bad news. Otherwise it'll probably be after 9 when one of the critical states gets called (NC, FL, OH).

    So she could theoretically win before polls close in California? That would not be great for turnout here.

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    HeirHeir Ausitn, TXRegistered User regular
    I want TX to flip so badly. I know it's unlikely, but articles like this give me some shreds of hope: http://kut.org/post/90-percent-travis-county-registered-vote
    Travis County reached a voter registration milestone ahead of this year’s presidential election. Local election officials set a goal after the 2012 election to have 90 percent of the county registered. As of yesterday, officials met that goal.

    “Ninety percent of Travis County eligible citizens are registered to vote for the first time in recent history – maybe ever,” said Bruce Elfant, Travis County’s voter registrar.

    For reference, Travis county contains Austin, TX and is the fifth most populous county in the state.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Do Austin and Nashville get live music at polling places?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    .

    To be fair, the race has shifted from a disturbingly close race into a bizarre and ugly disaster for the GOP

    Well, I mean, the big orange asteroid was already flying towards GOPville, but now it's actually impacting

    Of course the media coverage is changing to fit it

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    TBF krugman was being pretty negative just last week re: the election so wrt him personally it's a sea change in attitude

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Trump is so damn gullible. Stern is so transparently trying to get him to say more and more awful shit and Donald is just clueless.

    Think what you will of Howard Stern, he is actually a remarkable interviewer.

    His general strategy is to say some bombastic shock-jock shit to get people off their guard, so that when he dials it back to reasonable people are somewhat disarmed and are willing to talk about stuff they wouldn't elsewhere.

    It turns out that when you talk to a literal garbage person, it doesn't matter how terrible you get, he just keeps one upping you.

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    JeedanJeedan Registered User regular
    The briefing have just moved straight to open trolling now

    http://youtu.be/nU-8gCNyDVM

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Tenek wrote: »
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?

    If you just want to know whether she's winning or not... as early as 7pm Eastern. Here's a cool chart I found from 2008 that shows what time states were called:

    http://uselectionatlas.org/INFORMATION/ARTICLES/ElectionNight2008/pe2008elecnighttime.php

    In 2008 at 7 PM, McCain only had one state (KY) called for him. GA, IN, SC and VA were all "too close to call". And that's the tipoff that Obama is doing very well. If we see a repeat of that, Trump is done.

    You basically get extra confidence as the night goes on. Pennsylvania will be pretty solid around 8-830ish.

    Extra states being called for Trump early would be the bad news. Otherwise it'll probably be after 9 when one of the critical states gets called (NC, FL, OH).

    So she could theoretically win before polls close in California? That would not be great for turnout here.

    The news networks waited until 11pm EST when California closed in 2008 (90 seconds in)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dKAKll1bUE
    And 11:20 pm in 2012
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZMiyGKt3Lg

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    hillary win probability in AZ now 52.5% on 538

    Florida is becoming a very nice shade of blue, too.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Holy shit, even I'm starting to fucking count chickens here.

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    NinjeffNinjeff Registered User regular
    That really was an incredible and special moment in 2008.

    Wish we could go back to that feeling.....

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    Giggles_FunsworthGiggles_Funsworth Blight on Discourse Bay Area SprawlRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Holy shit, even I'm starting to fucking count chickens here.

    Well fuck. Bad news for Clinton folks, pack it up.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Tarantio wrote: »

    Why is Portland Red?

    At a guess, it's because we're comparing a Portland that was all for Obama to a Portland that thinks Clinton stole the primary from Sanders.

    You probably don't see that as you go further south on the west coast (and the country generally) because there are more non-white people there to counteract it.

    That tracks. That little blob of red in the Bay Area is Santa Cruz. Actually surprised Santa Clara County isn't also trending that way, good job Mexicans, fuck you tech bros.

    Sorry, no, even white males in tech are not Trump supporters.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Tenek wrote: »
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?

    If you just want to know whether she's winning or not... as early as 7pm Eastern. Here's a cool chart I found from 2008 that shows what time states were called:

    http://uselectionatlas.org/INFORMATION/ARTICLES/ElectionNight2008/pe2008elecnighttime.php

    In 2008 at 7 PM, McCain only had one state (KY) called for him. GA, IN, SC and VA were all "too close to call". And that's the tipoff that Obama is doing very well. If we see a repeat of that, Trump is done.

    You basically get extra confidence as the night goes on. Pennsylvania will be pretty solid around 8-830ish.

    Extra states being called for Trump early would be the bad news. Otherwise it'll probably be after 9 when one of the critical states gets called (NC, FL, OH).

    So she could theoretically win before polls close in California? That would not be great for turnout here.

    Theoretically, yeah.

    In practice, no, because lots of states don't get called immediately. Even if it did get called before California polls closed, it'd be so close to closing it wouldn't make a difference in practice. If the news comes out 15 minutes before CA polls, either you're already in line, you're already headed over, or you weren't going to vote anyway.

    And they aren't going to call the election as a whole until she officially hits 270 in called states, even if a swing state or two gets called early and they know she'll win once polls in the obviously-blue west coast and Hawaii close.
    PantsB wrote: »
    Please oh please let Clinton get 400+ electoral votes.

    Mathematically, how quickly can she get to 270? At what point can you be declared a winner before mid- and western states start reporting?
    They probably won't call it until California closes at 11pm est. Theoretically she could get to 270 with states closing at 8pm EST or earlier but it would almost require Texas and they wouldn't call all those states immediately.
    Tox wrote: »
    Yeah I mean they call California way before polls close, don't they?

    They will call it immediately on poll close with the understanding that everyone know where its going to go.

    Nah, not necessarily. That's not how calls work, even if there's "the understanding that everyone knows" it's going to be blue. They base it off of exit polls and early returns, rather than pre-election night polling or by conventional wisdom of who you know is going to win a state. There's not a lot of exit polling in safe states, so it comes down to how fast they start returning results. A lot of smaller and more homogeneous states will get called right off the bat, bigger ones tend to take a while. They're not going to take all night before calling New York and California, not like they will for Florida, but there'll probably be at least a little wait.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
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    Aphostile wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »

    Why is Portland Red?

    At a guess, it's because we're comparing a Portland that was all for Obama to a Portland that thinks Clinton stole the primary from Sanders.

    You probably don't see that as you go further south on the west coast (and the country generally) because there are more non-white people there to counteract it.

    That tracks. That little blob of red in the Bay Area is Santa Cruz. Actually surprised Santa Clara County isn't also trending that way, good job Mexicans, fuck you tech bros.

    Sorry, no, even white males in tech are not Trump supporters.

    The issue is the red areas are "upside." So high Obama areas have more voters for Trump to take and vice versa. It ends up being in large part an inverse map of white partisanship.

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    Giggles_FunsworthGiggles_Funsworth Blight on Discourse Bay Area SprawlRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »

    Why is Portland Red?

    At a guess, it's because we're comparing a Portland that was all for Obama to a Portland that thinks Clinton stole the primary from Sanders.

    You probably don't see that as you go further south on the west coast (and the country generally) because there are more non-white people there to counteract it.

    That tracks. That little blob of red in the Bay Area is Santa Cruz. Actually surprised Santa Clara County isn't also trending that way, good job Mexicans, fuck you tech bros.

    Sorry, no, even white males in tech are not Trump supporters.

    There's definitely a higher prevalence of them then the people they displaced though, which is why I'm surprised about Santa Cruz being the Bay Area county to start trending Red. The Alt-Right was pretty centered around tech people initially.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »

    Why is Portland Red?

    At a guess, it's because we're comparing a Portland that was all for Obama to a Portland that thinks Clinton stole the primary from Sanders.

    You probably don't see that as you go further south on the west coast (and the country generally) because there are more non-white people there to counteract it.

    That tracks. That little blob of red in the Bay Area is Santa Cruz. Actually surprised Santa Clara County isn't also trending that way, good job Mexicans, fuck you tech bros.

    Sorry, no, even white males in tech are not Trump supporters.

    There's definitely a higher prevalence of them then the people they displaced though, which is why I'm surprised about Santa Cruz being the Bay Area county to start trending Red. The Alt-Right was pretty centered around tech people initially.

    My brother lives in Santa Cruz, the Bernie or Bust there is apparently very very strong...which is kind of a bummer.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    New articles on Clinton / DOJ collusion coming out but I'm having a hard time seeing the apparent collusion...

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