Do you guys know of anyone who is legitimately a different person when they're drunk? I hear this a lot, "oh I get crazy when I'm drunk", "I completely transform", "I'm totally different", "I'm a mean drunk".
No you're not, you asshole. You're a petty fuck when sober and you're a less inhibited, less calculating petty fuck when drunk.
You over there with the lampshade on your head. You do stuff like that constantly all day long. Maybe more subtle but the motivations are the same.
I've never met someone who has made me believe that alcohol can change character.
i dunno
but i feel like it can bring out certain traits in some people more than others
i can barely recall getting angry when drunk that never happens
this one girl i know she just punches people when drunk and otherwise seems like a nice person and calm and relaxed but some drinks and she is punching you and i'm like that's not cool
another person i knew in college was just the most obnoxious person when drunk
and was already kind of obnoxious but
i dunno
i think so?
i'm sorry, i'll try to keep hakks under control
I don't think I've ever see Beast legit drunk
i get pretty wrecked but apparently almost always keep it together and people don't know the difference
Organichu may have caught a glimpse of it the time he stayed over....i saw a cab as we were leaving a deebs party, and decided i didn't want to walk home so i opened the door and climbed in
unless there was already a passenger or it was missing a driver, isn't this p much what you're supposed to do when you don't wanna walk home?
normally you indicate to the driver that you are about to enter his vehicle, and also indicate to the people that you're with instead of just veering into the cab
Yeah I mean if you're a sober dork maybe
So stupid we live 0.8 miles away it was a 15 minute walk
Yeah it was cold as balls but nope gettin into a cab
Sounds like somebody needs a nightcap to loosen up and hop on board the taxi train
DK's opinion, it comes out, is based on an asshole getting drunk and punching him 10 years ago
Rude! Of course it did! Not entirely but isn't that the way every single one of us forms an opinion? By getting punched by some drunk guy. Or laughed at or applauded or whatever. Or watching people we know.
It would be a dumb opinion if that event were anomalous and the conclusions I drew unsupported by a million other events I deliberately ignored. I dunno, I think this one holds up ok.
Man on forum claims he is exception to the usual evaluation of anecdotal experience; more at 11
I look forward to your upcoming scientific publication on this matter.
That edit of your reply betrays your seething frustration.
I was just mentally sputtering. He knows he's being a dick, I can see that shit eating grin from here! Takedown response, come on take down response!
Eh this is shit and makes me look bad. Delete. Different tactic.
Ffffffff drafts!!! BURN IT ALL DOWN
I am lying back with my fingers steepled, nodding in satisfaction.
I feel like people tend to be really nice to me when I'm drunk. I get the perception that I just get unabashedly sincere most of the time.
I've said some incredibly nasty things to people in texts while drunk, though. I think it has a lot to do with the rift between how I think I'm coming off (like I'm confessing my soul in a reconciliatory gesture) and how I actually come off (like I'm saying a bunch of mean shit to someone).
...the rift between mean shit and gestures of reconcilitation is immense, how do you manage that?
even though we've had our differences i've always wanted to tell you from the bottom of my heart i think you're a sniveling little shit
DasUberEdward I tried watching murder mystery whatever
protip
do not put "previously on" and "on the next episode of" bits in your 8 minute shorts
I got three episodes in before I quit in annoyance
Cool that you gave it a shot Aioua . I found it to be cheesy fun but I understand the frustration.
I even liked it.
It was just... iono it feels like it's suited to longer format episodes but they're breaking it up into 10 minute weekly chunks to fir into the youtube mold and it took me right out of it
otherwise it was fun
EDIT: and hey wait it was kickstarted? they don't even need to squeeze out views
hopefully they do a supercut when they're done with the episodes, I'll sit down and watch that for an hour or two
Aioua on
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I feel like people tend to be really nice to me when I'm drunk. I get the perception that I just get unabashedly sincere most of the time.
I've said some incredibly nasty things to people in texts while drunk, though. I think it has a lot to do with the rift between how I think I'm coming off (like I'm confessing my soul in a reconciliatory gesture) and how I actually come off (like I'm saying a bunch of mean shit to someone).
...the rift between mean shit and gestures of reconcilitation is immense, how do you manage that?
I've spent too long thinking that other people obsess over straight, unbridled honesty to the same degree that I do, and used to operate under the very naive assumption that if I was just perfectly honest in sharing my thoughts/feelings with someone that they would necessarily feel the compulsion to turn around and do the same and it'd always result in some sort of cathartic mutual understanding.
In reality, that isn't at all how things turn out.
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your ability to quote the post you are responding to, however. . .
i dunno where you got this impression from rock you bring it up all the time but i have consistently demonstrated that i am garbage
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Man Axel Braun is still making high quality ones
totally sfw
u maekin funna me nan?!?!!!?
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I errrmmm... yes. Yes it is the british he was talking about. Yep.
It's like I'm watching Kingsmen again.
i find it weird how uptight americans are about it
Cool that you gave it a shot @Aioua . I found it to be cheesy fun but I understand the frustration.
Cuntight
I am lying back with my fingers steepled, nodding in satisfaction.
that is some extremely advanced reconnaissance
even though we've had our differences i've always wanted to tell you from the bottom of my heart i think you're a sniveling little shit
wait that didn't come out right i mean i hate you
wait
Search your feelings.
You know it is true.
i legitimately thought this said you wanna fight mate
we're weird about a lot of stuff really
the rubberbanits are national treasures
allow me to cuntsplain why this is problematic
I even liked it.
It was just... iono it feels like it's suited to longer format episodes but they're breaking it up into 10 minute weekly chunks to fir into the youtube mold and it took me right out of it
otherwise it was fun
EDIT: and hey wait it was kickstarted? they don't even need to squeeze out views
hopefully they do a supercut when they're done with the episodes, I'll sit down and watch that for an hour or two
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
national treasures
i dunno like making a bunch of queef noises or something
New favorite word
i will fix this
*whistles*
cultural contexts matter fairy! sprinkle us with a bit of your magical dust
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Drez no
ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE HOUSE OF COOPAH
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I be using bitchsplain
but thats definitely for vaginally identifying humans only
no smelly boys allowed
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Lots of the outrage over Trump's scandal comments were because he said "pussy" and not "grab them"
We are a very odd people
gas cuntism as it's finest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Ou8ShCBBs
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
This exclusionary misandrist language
I've spent too long thinking that other people obsess over straight, unbridled honesty to the same degree that I do, and used to operate under the very naive assumption that if I was just perfectly honest in sharing my thoughts/feelings with someone that they would necessarily feel the compulsion to turn around and do the same and it'd always result in some sort of cathartic mutual understanding.
In reality, that isn't at all how things turn out.