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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.

    moi accents ahh fookin top class m8

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.
    She is way too fancy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ou-O9Awkzo

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  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.

    moi accents ahh fookin top class m8

    your ability to quote the post you are responding to, however. . .

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.
    She is way too fancy

    i dunno where you got this impression from rock you bring it up all the time but i have consistently demonstrated that i am garbage

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Do you guys know of anyone who is legitimately a different person when they're drunk? I hear this a lot, "oh I get crazy when I'm drunk", "I completely transform", "I'm totally different", "I'm a mean drunk".

    No you're not, you asshole. You're a petty fuck when sober and you're a less inhibited, less calculating petty fuck when drunk.

    You over there with the lampshade on your head. You do stuff like that constantly all day long. Maybe more subtle but the motivations are the same.

    I've never met someone who has made me believe that alcohol can change character.

    i dunno

    but i feel like it can bring out certain traits in some people more than others

    i can barely recall getting angry when drunk that never happens

    this one girl i know she just punches people when drunk and otherwise seems like a nice person and calm and relaxed but some drinks and she is punching you and i'm like that's not cool

    another person i knew in college was just the most obnoxious person when drunk
    and was already kind of obnoxious but

    i dunno

    i think so?
    i'm sorry, i'll try to keep hakks under control

    I don't think I've ever see Beast legit drunk
    i get pretty wrecked but apparently almost always keep it together and people don't know the difference
    Organichu may have caught a glimpse of it the time he stayed over....i saw a cab as we were leaving a deebs party, and decided i didn't want to walk home so i opened the door and climbed in

    unless there was already a passenger or it was missing a driver, isn't this p much what you're supposed to do when you don't wanna walk home?
    normally you indicate to the driver that you are about to enter his vehicle, and also indicate to the people that you're with instead of just veering into the cab

    Yeah I mean if you're a sober dork maybe

    So stupid we live 0.8 miles away it was a 15 minute walk

    Yeah it was cold as balls but nope gettin into a cab

    Sounds like somebody needs a nightcap to loosen up and hop on board the taxi train

    CHOO CHOO all aboard

    GUESS WHO PAID

    Haha Rekt

    :bro: BEAST!
    :bro: @desc

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I remember when porn parodies used to be good.

    Like multi million dollar productions back in the Evan Stone era.

    Man Axel Braun is still making high quality ones

    totally sfw
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.

    moi accents ahh fookin top class m8

    your ability to quote the post you are responding to, however. . .

    u maekin funna me nan?!?!!!?

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    Ludious you know that thing where it's ok for black people to use the n word

    Well....

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS

    YESSSSSS

    Except this time it's the British and Australians?

    I errrmmm... yes. Yes it is the british he was talking about. Yep.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.

    moi accents ahh fookin top class m8

    It's like I'm watching Kingsmen again.

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    cunt is a great word

    i find it weird how uptight americans are about it



  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    DasUberEdward I tried watching murder mystery whatever

    protip

    do not put "previously on" and "on the next episode of" bits in your 8 minute shorts

    I got three episodes in before I quit in annoyance

    Cool that you gave it a shot @Aioua . I found it to be cheesy fun but I understand the frustration.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    cunt is a great word

    i find it weird how uptight americans are about it



    Cuntight

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    DK's opinion, it comes out, is based on an asshole getting drunk and punching him 10 years ago

    Rude! Of course it did! Not entirely but isn't that the way every single one of us forms an opinion? By getting punched by some drunk guy. Or laughed at or applauded or whatever. Or watching people we know.

    It would be a dumb opinion if that event were anomalous and the conclusions I drew unsupported by a million other events I deliberately ignored. I dunno, I think this one holds up ok.

    Man on forum claims he is exception to the usual evaluation of anecdotal experience; more at 11

    I look forward to your upcoming scientific publication on this matter.

    That edit of your reply betrays your seething frustration.

    I was just mentally sputtering. He knows he's being a dick, I can see that shit eating grin from here! Takedown response, come on take down response!

    Eh this is shit and makes me look bad. Delete. Different tactic.

    Ffffffff drafts!!! BURN IT ALL DOWN

    I am lying back with my fingers steepled, nodding in satisfaction.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Through advanced reconnaissance I have determined that Hakkekage poops.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.
    She is way too fancy

    i dunno where you got this impression from rock you bring it up all the time but i have consistently demonstrated that i am garbage

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Through advanced reconnaissance I have determined that Hakkekage poops.

    that is some extremely advanced reconnaissance

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I feel like people tend to be really nice to me when I'm drunk. I get the perception that I just get unabashedly sincere most of the time.

    I've said some incredibly nasty things to people in texts while drunk, though. I think it has a lot to do with the rift between how I think I'm coming off (like I'm confessing my soul in a reconciliatory gesture) and how I actually come off (like I'm saying a bunch of mean shit to someone).

    ...the rift between mean shit and gestures of reconcilitation is immense, how do you manage that?

    even though we've had our differences i've always wanted to tell you from the bottom of my heart i think you're a sniveling little shit

    wait that didn't come out right i mean i hate you

    wait

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.
    She is way too fancy

    i dunno where you got this impression from rock you bring it up all the time but i have consistently demonstrated that i am garbage

    Search your feelings.

    You know it is true.

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.

    moi accents ahh fookin top class m8

    your ability to quote the post you are responding to, however. . .

    u maekin funna me nan?!?!!!?
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.

    moi accents ahh fookin top class m8

    your ability to quote the post you are responding to, however. . .

    u maekin funna me nan?!?!!!?

    i legitimately thought this said you wanna fight mate

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    cunt is a great word

    i find it weird how uptight americans are about it



    we're weird about a lot of stuff really

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    it's the only non-racist shocking curse i can think of

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    the rubberbanits got a show on mtv and they say "gas cuntism" all the time and i can't wait

    the rubberbanits are national treasures

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    cunt is a great word

    i find it weird how uptight americans are about it



    we're weird about a lot of stuff really
    Elections, for instance.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    cunt is a great word

    i find it weird how uptight americans are about it



    allow me to cuntsplain why this is problematic

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I don't even know what that's supposed to mean I just wanted to say "cuntsplain"

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Aioua wrote: »
    DasUberEdward I tried watching murder mystery whatever

    protip

    do not put "previously on" and "on the next episode of" bits in your 8 minute shorts

    I got three episodes in before I quit in annoyance

    Cool that you gave it a shot Aioua . I found it to be cheesy fun but I understand the frustration.

    I even liked it.

    It was just... iono it feels like it's suited to longer format episodes but they're breaking it up into 10 minute weekly chunks to fir into the youtube mold and it took me right out of it

    otherwise it was fun

    EDIT: and hey wait it was kickstarted? they don't even need to squeeze out views
    hopefully they do a supercut when they're done with the episodes, I'll sit down and watch that for an hour or two

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I don't even know what that's supposed to mean I just wanted to say "cuntsplain"

    i dunno like making a bunch of queef noises or something

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular

    New favorite word

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    cunt is a great word

    i find it weird how uptight americans are about it

    i will fix this

    *whistles*

    cultural contexts matter fairy! sprinkle us with a bit of your magical dust

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    I am increasingly huggy

    Don't worry, I'm working on a hug fix. I'll install it soon and then you'll be right as rain.

    Drez no

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakks let me explain to you why it's not ok to use the word "cunt"

    it's fine she said it with a british accent
    we literally had this conversation this morning on the walk to the train

    fokkin coont

    I have a hunch that none of the accents you actually produce are anything close to authentic.

    Little known fact about Hakkekage:
    I got nothin', but I bet you looked.

    moi accents ahh fookin top class m8

    your ability to quote the post you are responding to, however. . .

    u maekin funna me nan?!?!!!?

    ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE HOUSE OF COOPAH

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHAJ4VFStUE

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I don't even know what that's supposed to mean I just wanted to say "cuntsplain"

    I be using bitchsplain

    but thats definitely for vaginally identifying humans only

    no smelly boys allowed

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    cunt is a great word

    i find it weird how uptight americans are about it



    Lots of the outrage over Trump's scandal comments were because he said "pussy" and not "grab them"

    We are a very odd people

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    now i'm just listening to the rubberbandits

    gas cuntism as it's finest

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I don't even know what that's supposed to mean I just wanted to say "cuntsplain"

    I be using bitchsplain

    but thats definitely for vaginally identifying humans only

    no smelly boys allowed

    This exclusionary misandrist language

  • NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    That said, I tend not to use any of those words. I just call people cocks and dicks elongated penises..

    Neco on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I feel like people tend to be really nice to me when I'm drunk. I get the perception that I just get unabashedly sincere most of the time.

    I've said some incredibly nasty things to people in texts while drunk, though. I think it has a lot to do with the rift between how I think I'm coming off (like I'm confessing my soul in a reconciliatory gesture) and how I actually come off (like I'm saying a bunch of mean shit to someone).

    ...the rift between mean shit and gestures of reconcilitation is immense, how do you manage that?

    I've spent too long thinking that other people obsess over straight, unbridled honesty to the same degree that I do, and used to operate under the very naive assumption that if I was just perfectly honest in sharing my thoughts/feelings with someone that they would necessarily feel the compulsion to turn around and do the same and it'd always result in some sort of cathartic mutual understanding.

    In reality, that isn't at all how things turn out.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Outside of chelle I do not have a single friend in my day to day real life.

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