I heard David Pumpkins posts Ben Garrison cartoons.
I heard David Pumpkins once distracted scheck with a dank meme and stole his burger.
I heard David Pumpkins once murdered geese in cold blood with an airplane.
another coworker quote of the day "the epa came out saying we had to change our standard of living to meet environmental guidelines. things like turn off our ac and refrigerators."
of course i know where this is going because he is a climate change denier so i passively say
"well hopefully they can just come out with technology to fix things" he says "its not worry about fixing things, its about control, they want to control everything we do."
yes the epa wants you to turn off your refrigerator.
plus don't forget that time they shut off the Ghostbusters' machine
another coworker quote of the day "the epa came out saying we had to change our standard of living to meet environmental guidelines. things like turn off our ac and refrigerators."
of course i know where this is going because he is a climate change denier so i passively say
"well hopefully they can just come out with technology to fix things" he says "its not worry about fixing things, its about control, they want to control everything we do."
yes the epa wants you to turn off your refrigerator.
Oh so this is why Rush is whargarbling about climate change today.
Also: the last time the Cubs did a thing was in 1948 which is when all the newspapers got it wrong and said that Dewey defeated Truman. And now the Cubs are doing a thing again. And all the newspapers are saying Hillary's gonna win! Coincidence?
Except oh it wasn't that year BUT STILL.
Except oh wait it actually is that year but some other team so... COINCIDENCE?!
I heard David Pumpkins posts Ben Garrison cartoons.
I heard David Pumpkins once distracted scheck with a dank meme and stole his burger.
I heard David Pumpkins once murdered geese in cold blood with an airplane.
OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates
It's nearly Hallowe'en chat. That time of year when we gather around the campfire, and tell spooky stories of that demon of the night, David S. Pumpkins.
I heard he once followed a young couple into the woods and danced angrily at them for hours.
I heard he once hid under a child's bed, humming the theme song from Jaws.
I heard he once bought every pumpkin jacket available and resold them on ebay for a huge markup.
What have you heard about David S. Pumpkins?
I am deep in the weeds on [chat]
you know how like [chat] will latch onto something that is kind of good and then drive it into the ground and then salt the earth behind us?
I believe you'll find this D.Va meme proves you wrong.
It's nearly Hallowe'en chat. That time of year when we gather around the campfire, and tell spooky stories of that demon of the night, David S. Pumpkins.
I heard he once followed a young couple into the woods and danced angrily at them for hours.
I heard he once hid under a child's bed, humming the theme song from Jaws.
I heard he once bought every pumpkin jacket available and resold them on ebay for a huge markup.
What have you heard about David S. Pumpkins?
I am deep in the weeds on [chat]
you know how like [chat] will latch onto something that is kind of good and then drive it into the ground and then salt the earth behind us?
I believe you'll find this D.Va meme proves you wrong.
I heard David Pumpkins posts Ben Garrison cartoons.
I heard David Pumpkins once distracted scheck with a dank meme and stole his burger.
I heard David Pumpkins once murdered geese in cold blood with an airplane.
why is david pumkpins turning into bill brasky?
He just wants to scare you, don't be mean.
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
a chandelier?
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates
me either...............................!
Every day Castle. Every day.
Co-worker got crop dusted today buy a guy who needed a password reset who just squeaked one out like it was no big deal. I thought there was going to be a fight.
are YOU on the beer list?
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
another coworker quote of the day "the epa came out saying we had to change our standard of living to meet environmental guidelines. things like turn off our ac and refrigerators."
of course i know where this is going because he is a climate change denier so i passively say
"well hopefully they can just come out with technology to fix things" he says "its not worry about fixing things, its about control, they want to control everything we do."
yes the epa wants you to turn off your refrigerator.
It's nearly Hallowe'en chat. That time of year when we gather around the campfire, and tell spooky stories of that demon of the night, David S. Pumpkins.
I heard he once followed a young couple into the woods and danced angrily at them for hours.
I heard he once hid under a child's bed, humming the theme song from Jaws.
I heard he once bought every pumpkin jacket available and resold them on ebay for a huge markup.
What have you heard about David S. Pumpkins?
I am deep in the weeds on [chat]
you know how like [chat] will latch onto something that is kind of good and then drive it into the ground and then salt the earth behind us?
Too many cooks... too many cooks...
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
another coworker quote of the day "the epa came out saying we had to change our standard of living to meet environmental guidelines. things like turn off our ac and refrigerators."
of course i know where this is going because he is a climate change denier so i passively say
"well hopefully they can just come out with technology to fix things" he says "its not worry about fixing things, its about control, they want to control everything we do."
yes the epa wants you to turn off your refrigerator.
I thought the Pumpkins sketch was barely funny. It made it, but only just.
There were better sketches from that episode for sure.
Black Jeopardy was perfect. Good premise, didn't overstay, ended on two outstanding jokes.
This is probably the standout, agreed.
I do always enjoy Weekend Update, and I think Jost is actually really good and serves as almost a parody of a white news anchor.
Michael Che can't deliver a line to save his life and I swear he's had surgery or an injury or something because he can't really move his face. The writing for him is fine but man that dude flubs jokes so often.
you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates
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I heard David Pumpkins once distracted scheck with a dank meme and stole his burger.
I heard David Pumpkins once murdered geese in cold blood with an airplane.
My best guess is something something grabbing something something
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
I see..... *narrows eyes*
it's a goddam youtube video brah I'm at work
Also: the last time the Cubs did a thing was in 1948 which is when all the newspapers got it wrong and said that Dewey defeated Truman. And now the Cubs are doing a thing again. And all the newspapers are saying Hillary's gonna win! Coincidence?
Except oh it wasn't that year BUT STILL.
Except oh wait it actually is that year but some other team so... COINCIDENCE?!
Worse.
what could match with a sia costume
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
why is david pumkpins turning into bill brasky?
Starts with Trump and Clinton, then Ann Coulter shows up with a strapon and Bill shows up in a gimp suit?
me either...............................!
"Eve, your clothes are the same as mine, that doesn't seem right"
"Why Adam, it's not form fitting, it works fine for me"
"Your tiddy hanging out"
And like that, gendered clothing was invented. Thanks satan.
Somehow worse than that. It was also drawn, fwiw
your tiddy hanging out
You're killing me, Smalls.
and he was half-mexican
and he hated irony
and a disowned rapper son named i dunno i'm not clever
Kendrick lamar?
Every day Castle. Every day.
Co-worker got crop dusted today buy a guy who needed a password reset who just squeaked one out like it was no big deal. I thought there was going to be a fight.
I'm not sure what reaction this deserves, so perfect.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
i was gonna say
uh
a chandelier maybe
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Slim S. Pumpkins
ok someone textsplain the youtube video for me so I can see how much egg is on my face
This is probably the standout, agreed.
I do always enjoy Weekend Update, and I think Jost is actually really good and serves as almost a parody of a white news anchor.
Michael Che can't deliver a line to save his life and I swear he's had surgery or an injury or something because he can't really move his face. The writing for him is fine but man that dude flubs jokes so often.