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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Thanks to Wil Wheaton, I just found out that a bunch of the kids from Stranger Things have Twitter accounts and I am now following every one of them I can find.

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i need a costume for going out this weekend

    what could match with a sia costume
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates

    me either...............................!
    You seem to fart a lot at your workplace...

    Do you not?

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    another coworker quote of the day "the epa came out saying we had to change our standard of living to meet environmental guidelines. things like turn off our ac and refrigerators."

    of course i know where this is going because he is a climate change denier so i passively say
    "well hopefully they can just come out with technology to fix things" he says "its not worry about fixing things, its about control, they want to control everything we do."

    yes the epa wants you to turn off your refrigerator.

    Actually, I found a proposal by the EPA to ban all non-Energy Star appliances by 2019.

    without clicking the link, the typical way EPA goes about this stuff is banning new sales and letting the products phase out

    they aren't gonna go to any houses and start turning off AC and refrigerators

    I'm not sure what reaction this deserves, so perfect.

    ok someone textsplain the youtube video for me so I can see how much egg is on my face
    Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    @y2jake215 wait I got it just go as yourself and then when someone asks just be like "I'm Cheap Thrills"

    huehuehuehuehue

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    alternatively, do the same thing and say you're "The Greatest"

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    another coworker quote of the day "the epa came out saying we had to change our standard of living to meet environmental guidelines. things like turn off our ac and refrigerators."

    of course i know where this is going because he is a climate change denier so i passively say
    "well hopefully they can just come out with technology to fix things" he says "its not worry about fixing things, its about control, they want to control everything we do."

    yes the epa wants you to turn off your refrigerator.

    Actually, I found a proposal by the EPA to ban all non-Energy Star appliances by 2019.

    without clicking the link, the typical way EPA goes about this stuff is banning new sales and letting the products phase out

    they aren't gonna go to any houses and start turning off AC and refrigerators

    I'm not sure what reaction this deserves, so perfect.

    ok someone textsplain the youtube video for me so I can see how much egg is on my face
    Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

    sonofa

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    farting regularly is healthy! dont hold your farts in you will get butt cancer

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    I ate an engineer
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I know! Another sia costume

    fuck gendered marketing
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i need a costume for going out this weekend

    what could match with a sia costume
    https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI

    Surfpossum on
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.

    "Donald, you're so yuuuge!"
    "Hillary, my dear, I'm going to start kissing you. I won't even wait. *pops a Tic Tac*"

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Well I was going to play civ and relax and check out the new wow patch, work on my novel a bit. Nope have to leave because of a house showing. Again. With same day notice. Im seriously considering sitting in my car and waiting until they're done and just going right back inside.

    Everything feels shitty.

    It's overcast as shit but not raining and it's not cold and snowing so what the fuck clouds go away. Is my mood controlling the weather now?


    Does anyone else have problems playing a game or doing something knowing something is coming up that would make you stop in an hour or two? I just can't get invested.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular

    David Pumpkins once made a movie I didn't like and didn't even apologize.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i need a costume for going out this weekend

    what could match with a sia costume

    The Election
    A debate moderator of your choice
    Zombie Pete Burns
    Zombie Prince
    Zombie David Bowie
    ...actually thanks to 2016 you have a fuckload of zombie celebrities to choose from

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Black Jeopardy we def funnier.

    But I am so white guys.

    I would not feel comfortable posting it.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    zombie phyllis schlafly

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    David Pumpkins once made a movie I didn't like and didn't even apologize.

    HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE FORREST GUMP!

    He's from ALA-BAMA!

    Actually it wasn't that good

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    David Pumpkins occasionally jostles posters into reacting to the infraction thread.

    I ate an engineer
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Forrest Gump is an amazing film.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    David Pumpkins once made a movie I didn't like and didn't even apologize.

    HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE FORREST GUMP!

    He's from ALA-BAMA!

    Actually it wasn't that good

    Its basically baby boomer memories the movie.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    farting regularly is healthy! dont hold your farts in you will get butt cancer

    This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about butts to dispute it.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    forrest gump is neither as good nor as bad as people claim it is

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates

    me either...............................!
    You seem to fart a lot at your workplace...

    ONLY TODAY LISTEN

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates

    me either...............................!
    You seem to fart a lot at your workplace...

    Do you not?

    I work for an evil multinational mega corporation. We only fart during our scheduled manager-approved farting times. Sometimes, we have to fill out an evaluation. HR is involved.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    my office is basically a biohazard like 35% of the time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates

    me either...............................!
    You seem to fart a lot at your workplace...

    Do you not?

    I work for an evil multinational mega corporation. We only fart during our scheduled manager-approved farting times. Sometimes, we have to fill out an evaluation. HR is involved.
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates

    me either...............................!
    You seem to fart a lot at your workplace...

    Do you not?

    I work for an evil multinational mega corporation. We only fart during our scheduled manager-approved farting times. Sometimes, we have to fill out an evaluation. HR is involved.

    But you do fart.

    A lot.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i like to dimly wake up in the night or morning and fart so loud

    like i force it out at max volume

    i wonder if this is why my roommates moved away

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    David S. Pumpkins told everyone Wash died before they saw Serenity.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    5min art challenge from a friend:

    draw a self portrait that doesn't look like it was drawn by you

    SZv2BaY.png

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Okay this bastard made a .45 cal percussion pistol out of damascus steel.

    Man fuck this guy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3VLJCW65rM

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    you ever stinky fart so bad and then people come over and are chatting at a cube one over and also your boss comes over to your cube and you're just praying it dissipates

    me either...............................!
    You seem to fart a lot at your workplace...

    Do you not?

    I work for an evil multinational mega corporation. We only fart during our scheduled manager-approved farting times. Sometimes, we have to fill out an evaluation. HR is involved.

    But you do fart.

    A lot.

    No u

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    forrest gump is neither as good nor as bad as people claim it is

    I know people go nuts that Shawshank Redemption (which is AWESOME) lost out on the Best Picture Oscar to it, but you have to admit that Forrest Gump was completely different to any other film released that year, and really is very different to any film released before or since.

    It tried to do something new, and I think it succeeded. Even if it hadn't, I respect it for trying.

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    coworker actually just said something that made me happy though he meant it in a negative way against dems

    "the winners get to write the history books"

    well you're damn right they do and when trump loses we will write down every damn thing that scumbag has done along with the names of the people who supported him no matter what he did.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Let he who among you who does not fart be the first to cast a fart.

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