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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    5min art challenge from a friend:

    draw a self portrait that doesn't look like it was drawn by you

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    now draw a self portrait that looks like it was drawn by me

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    5min art challenge from a friend:

    draw a self portrait that doesn't look like it was drawn by you

    SZv2BaY.png

    Oh man, i quite like that new direction.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    forrest gump also has some really interesting stuff when you strip out all the dumb nostalgia stuff

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    *thinks of porn parody name for forrest gump*
    *googles*
    *not first*

    PSN: Honkalot
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Let he who among you who does not fart be the first to cast a fart.

    ::no sound fart::

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    I wish interacting with the internet inside the trailer in which I reside at work was not, for each and every minute, absolute searing agony.

    Its walls are apparently excellent shielding against wireless communication.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Chanus wrote: »
    forrest gump is neither as good nor as bad as people claim it is

    I know people go nuts that Shawshank Redemption (which is AWESOME) lost out on the Best Picture Oscar to it, but you have to admit that Forrest Gump was completely different to any other film released that year, and really is very different to any film released before or since.

    It tried to do something new, and I think it succeeded. Even if it hadn't, I respect it for trying.

    neither should have won - should've been Pulp Fiction

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    5min art challenge from a friend:

    draw a self portrait that doesn't look like it was drawn by you

    SZv2BaY.png

    I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Black Jeopardy we def funnier.

    But I am so white guys.

    I would not feel comfortable posting it.

    I posted it already.

    But here.

    https://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk

    Worth it.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    That's the point. You're engaging in an activity you're not supposed to, showing off your manliness (and manhood?) as you defiantly ignore decency.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    a buddy of mine i used to live with would order pay per view porn in the middle of the night, tape it, and then show it to us the next day

    which was like

    double foul

    because also you know he's not paying for that shit when the bill comes due

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The oscars are bullshit, no one should ever be upset they didn't win.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    forrest gump is a great movie you are all dead inside

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    That's the point. You're engaging in an activity you're not supposed to, showing off your manliness (and manhood?) as you defiantly ignore decency.
    also it segues nicely into playing a round of soggy biscuit with the lads

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    it was a fun exercise!!

    I always get excited by using inking brush settings and then I get frustrated with them and then I inevitably go back to pencil settings over time

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    tarantino backlash is enormously wrong tho

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Look at these hipster movie hating motherfuckers

    Joy is a lie and happiness is an illusion children grow out of. Welp, back to work.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    That's the point. You're engaging in an activity you're not supposed to, showing off your manliness (and manhood?) as you defiantly ignore decency.
    also it segues nicely into playing a round of soggy biscuit with the lads

    Soggy biscuit is like a rainbow party. Something made up that no one actually does.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also this was back in the day when if you taped something off the tv and you had comcast, and you turned down the real o-face parts because you're taping porn in the living room at 2:30am, it shows you turning down the volume on the recording

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    it was a fun exercise!!

    I always get excited by using inking brush settings and then I get frustrated with them and then I inevitably go back to pencil settings over time

    now draw a portrait as though it were drawn by me

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    tarantino backlash is enormously wrong tho

    Tarantino is great. I have no problems with him. Jackie Brown is one of my favorite movies of all time.

    I'm just saying Pulp Fiction wasn't that good. Reservoir Dogs was better.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    that self portrait of yours reminds me a lot of the Spirou comics of my youth, but with anime eyes, BC.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    That's the point. You're engaging in an activity you're not supposed to, showing off your manliness (and manhood?) as you defiantly ignore decency.
    also it segues nicely into playing a round of soggy biscuit with the lads

    Soggy biscuit is like a rainbow party. Something made up that no one actually does.
    you don't know my life

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    That's the point. You're engaging in an activity you're not supposed to, showing off your manliness (and manhood?) as you defiantly ignore decency.
    also it segues nicely into playing a round of soggy biscuit with the lads

    Soggy biscuit is like a rainbow party. Something made up that no one actually does.

    i dunno i bet somebody does

    like there are a lot of eccentric millionaires out there

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Draw yourself in the style of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Look at these hipster movie hating motherfuckers

    Joy is a lie and happiness is an illusion children grow out of. Welp, back to work.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxo0pSNYMXE

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Neat I got in the Gwent beta

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I got a Disney vibe from that self portrait

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    that self portrait of yours reminds me a lot of the Spirou comics of my youth, but with anime eyes, BC.

    I wanted to do something a litle anime but not in the ways that my stuff is anime and a little cartoony but not in the way that my stuff is cartoony

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    tim i agreed to that post when it was just the punchline panels

    now it's like an achewood comic and i just don't know if i can agree anymore

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    That soundtrack was pretty good.

    Also it was the only movie I ever got turned away from for being too young. I was 16 and on a date-not-date with a girl I had a huge crush on but we were just hanging out as friends.

    We went to another theater I think and I can't remember if we saw that or something else.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    tarantino backlash is enormously wrong tho

    Tarantino is great. I have no problems with him. Jackie Brown is one of my favorite movies of all time.

    I'm just saying Pulp Fiction wasn't that good. Reservoir Dogs was better.

    maybe

    pulp fictions still good though, and certainly better than forrest gump

    shawshank is pretty terrible too in hindsight. like, as a movie. its a good story though

    and as a way to kill 3 hours its good

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    it was a fun exercise!!

    I always get excited by using inking brush settings and then I get frustrated with them and then I inevitably go back to pencil settings over time

    now draw a portrait as though it were drawn by me

    EM can't you actually draw or something though this isn't like Jake

    better idea all of you draw me I draw you shits all the time
    obvs joking <3

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    well thats a lie, its just overrated. not "pretty terrible"

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    I really like Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, and Shawshank a lot. They're probably all in my top 20 movies.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I got a Disney vibe from that self portrait

    deffo scooby doo for me

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    tarantino backlash is enormously wrong tho

    Tarantino is great. I have no problems with him. Jackie Brown is one of my favorite movies of all time.

    I'm just saying Pulp Fiction wasn't that good. Reservoir Dogs was better.

    maybe

    pulp fictions still good though, and certainly better than forrest gump

    shawshank is pretty terrible too in hindsight. like, as a movie. its a good story though

    and as a way to kill 3 hours its good

    Wait you think shawshank is terrible? I hope you enjoy the burning lake.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    it was a fun exercise!!

    I always get excited by using inking brush settings and then I get frustrated with them and then I inevitably go back to pencil settings over time

    now draw a portrait as though it were drawn by me

    EM can't you actually draw or something though this isn't like Jake

    better idea all of you draw me I draw you shits all the time
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    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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