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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gump! What is your sole purpose in this army?

    To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!

    God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard! You must have a goddamn IQ of 160! You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump!

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I got a Disney vibe from that self portrait

    deffo scooby doo for me

    that's the turtle neck and the jawline

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I got a Disney vibe from that self portrait

    deffo scooby doo for me

    that's the turtle neck and the jawline

    jinkies

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    pulp fiction is way more boring when you watch a chronological edit of the story

    i'm honestly not sure if that's says a good thing or a bad thing about the movie

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    pulp fiction is way more boring when you watch a chronological edit of the story

    i'm honestly not sure if that's says a good thing or a bad thing about the movie

    If your movie making sense requires time travel...

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I loved Shawshank.

    I will never not watch that when it's on.

    Also I liked Cocktail too

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    you mean you aren't already in a group that does this

    i'm...i'm so sorry p10

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    pulp fiction is way more boring when you watch a chronological edit of the story

    i'm honestly not sure if that's says a good thing or a bad thing about the movie

    If your movie making sense requires time travel...

    What DOES that say about Memento?

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Lot of scoobs fucking velma?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    I got a Disney vibe from that self portrait

    I think that's the eyebrows and the ear?

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Gooey wrote: »
    pulp fiction is way more boring when you watch a chronological edit of the story

    i'm honestly not sure if that's says a good thing or a bad thing about the movie

    I think it just says the movie was meant to be viewed as intended

    if it got better when recut to chronological then it'd be a bad sign

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    pulp fiction is way more boring when you watch a chronological edit of the story

    i'm honestly not sure if that's says a good thing or a bad thing about the movie

    If your movie making sense requires time travel...

    What DOES that say about Memento?

    That it wasn't that great

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    pulp fiction is way more boring when you watch a chronological edit of the story

    i'm honestly not sure if that's says a good thing or a bad thing about the movie

    If your movie making sense requires time travel...

    What DOES that say about Memento?

    That it wasn't that great

    Correct.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Lot of scoobs fucking velma?

    nope

    ... nope

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    12 Monkeys is good movie that involves time travel.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas

    Remembering they ought to at least test it on dry land first is admittedly more responsibility and safety-consciousness than I assumed the post-war military would bother with.

    Who said they tested it on dry land first? It occurred to them later they should see what could go wrong and they tested it after. Sure they might not be high on this but this is the still the 40's/50's military. Their idea of safe makes you wonder if they know what the word safe means.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    pulp fiction also has an all-timer movie poster

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Orphane I was quoting that news post from memory. It will probably take me a while to find it.

    *stares at finger nails*
    I didn't even really try very hard..

    https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2010/09/10/the-eighth-attraction


    I guess google just likes me

    thanks
    Ludious wrote: »
    Orphane I was quoting that news post from memory. It will probably take me a while to find it.

    *stares at finger nails*
    I didn't even really try very hard..

    https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2010/09/10/the-eighth-attraction


    I guess google just likes me

    I had just found it. I bow to your superior Google-Fu!

    it's the thought that counts

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    coworker just interjected into a conversation about Halloween candy to tell us that he hands out little flash drives containing the full text of the United States Constitution

    ayyyyyyyyyyyy

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    12 Monkeys is good movie that involves time travel.

    12 monkeys is parts of a good movie that involve time travel. The core story and Terry Gilliam-ish ness foolishness of it makes it kind of fall apart at places.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    Same reason a lot of people our age became furries. God damn rescue rangers.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    coworker just interjected into a conversation about Halloween candy to tell us that he hands out little flash drives containing the full text of the United States Constitution

    ayyyyyyyyyyyy

    I assume you discreetly notified the authorities

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    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    coworker just interjected into a conversation about Halloween candy to tell us that he hands out little flash drives containing the full text of the United States Constitution

    ayyyyyyyyyyyy

    IS HE BEING DETAINED!?

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    Same reason a lot of people our age became furries. God damn rescue rangers.

    Robin Hood dude.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    coworker just interjected into a conversation about Halloween candy to tell us that he hands out little flash drives containing the full text of the United States Constitution

    ayyyyyyyyyyyy

    christ, I would rather get a chick tract

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I told him to make sure the 2nd amendment is in larger, bold faced font compared to the rest

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    coworker just interjected into a conversation about Halloween candy to tell us that he hands out little flash drives containing the full text of the United States Constitution

    ayyyyyyyyyyyy
    does he at least also give out candy

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Aioua wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    pulp fiction is way more boring when you watch a chronological edit of the story

    i'm honestly not sure if that's says a good thing or a bad thing about the movie

    I think it just says the movie was meant to be viewed as intended

    if it got better when recut to chronological then it'd be a bad sign
    I really liked the Godfather Chronological edit (The Godfather Epic).

    A Lot.

    Does that make me a broken person?

    zepherin on
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honk wrote: »
    12 Monkeys is good movie that involves time travel.

    12 monkeys is parts of a good movie that involve time travel. The core story and Terry Gilliam-ish ness foolishness of it makes it kind of fall apart at places.

    :(

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    guys he was joking I don't work with monsters

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    12 Monkeys is good movie that involves time travel.

    and Star Trek IV.

    Also Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

    But not Timecop.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    That's the point. You're engaging in an activity you're not supposed to, showing off your manliness (and manhood?) as you defiantly ignore decency.
    also it segues nicely into playing a round of soggy biscuit with the lads

    Soggy biscuit is like a rainbow party. Something made up that no one actually does.
    you don't know my life

    well first of all p10 you don't hang out with the lads

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    12 Monkeys is good movie that involves time travel.

    12 monkeys is parts of a good movie that involve time travel. The core story and Terry Gilliam-ish ness foolishness of it makes it kind of fall apart at places.

    :(

    HEY I LOVED Baron Massachustets but 12 monkeys didn't fit that aesthetic. It's like when Tim Burton steps out of his genre.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    If someone handed me a flash drive trick or treating I would look them right in the eye and put it back. that's not safe!

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    I mean it definitely had a fair amount of NSFW, but all in all it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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