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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Man my autocorrect did not like Baron Munchausen

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    guys he was joking I don't work with monsters
    We get it, you are the monster, quite rubbing it in.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    guys he was joking I don't work with monsters

    oh changing your story is it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    I mean it definitely had a fair amount of NSFW, but all in all it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

    I'm surprised at just how many fat ones there were.

    like..

    what

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Massachusetts by proxy.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

    This is a serious discussion and shouldn't be glossed over lightly.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    coworker just interjected into a conversation about Halloween candy to tell us that he hands out little flash drives containing the full text of the United States Constitution

    ayyyyyyyyyyyy

    And yet remains mystified as to why his house is the only target of TPing in his neighbourhood every year....

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    who is linking you election themed pornog tho

    Random links in subreddits that were later deleted. So thanks Reddit.
    that's not really linking you pornog though that's a carpet bombing, that's indiscriminate

    i was imagining some kind of reciprocal porn sharing, some tailored to your tastes sharing among friends. . .

    That has not happened although I guess me/frienda have discussed Visual Novels and I heard tales of Funday Mondays in my dorm years before I was there where dudes would gather round, eat donuts, and watch porn in the dorm meeting room.

    Community porn viewings may be the strangest thing to me.

    I just don't understand watching porn not to pleasure myself, and then doing that around a bunch of other dudes ain't my scene.

    It's secretly a trap by the gay agenda to see which dudes start hooking up when they get hot and bothered.

    I read that somewhere.

    I've just never understood boys who get together to watch something sexually arrousing. Like if it was a couples thing and you're trying to start that porn orgy thing ok maybe. But everyone the same sex? That seems like some kind of gay conversion therapy.

    That's the point. You're engaging in an activity you're not supposed to, showing off your manliness (and manhood?) as you defiantly ignore decency.
    also it segues nicely into playing a round of soggy biscuit with the lads

    Soggy biscuit is like a rainbow party. Something made up that no one actually does.
    you don't know my life

    well first of all p10 you don't hang out with the lads
    i conceptually hang out with the lads

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oh great, on top of my wife having to work saturdays she's going to have to work till 6 all through december. Which means I'll have to pick up our son by myself and then drive back to work to get her. I swear to fucking god with this job.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

    This is a serious discussion and shouldn't be glossed over lightly.

    Seriously wrong. Gang wouldn't be shit without Velma.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    tarantino backlash is enormously wrong tho

    Tarantino is great. I have no problems with him. Jackie Brown is one of my favorite movies of all time.

    I'm just saying Pulp Fiction wasn't that good. Reservoir Dogs was better.

    It was Reservoir Dogs that is a big factor in the widespread indie stuff of the 90's. Pulp Fiction was a studio movie with a studio budget.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    There's a difference between time travel movies (Bill and Ted) and movies that need time travel to work (The Lake House)

    I just see 12 monkeys as a movie that needs time travel to work rather than a time travel movie

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

    This is a serious discussion and shouldn't be glossed over lightly.
    And really, let's get real on this, Velma was hotter than Daphne.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i can't stand 12 monkeys

    the big reveal made me so mad

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    I wonder if Sexy Librarian as an archetype will disappear since kids no longer rely on libraries.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    I mean it definitely had a fair amount of NSFW, but all in all it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

    I'm surprised at just how many fat ones there were.

    like..

    what

    Not very surprising Velma wasn't thin like daphne, so of course people who like a girl with heft would make her super fat.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

    This is a serious discussion and shouldn't be glossed over lightly.

    Its Velma, it's always been Velma. We all know it.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

    This is a serious discussion and shouldn't be glossed over lightly.

    Gentlemen and ladies of the chat.

    I posit to you that both Daphne and Velma are bombshells for their own reasons.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    tarantino backlash is enormously wrong tho

    Tarantino is great. I have no problems with him. Jackie Brown is one of my favorite movies of all time.

    I'm just saying Pulp Fiction wasn't that good. Reservoir Dogs was better.

    It was Reservoir Dogs that is a big factor in the widespread indie stuff of the 90's. Pulp Fiction was a studio movie with a studio budget.

    yeah you're right. Still though Pulp Fiction wasn't that good.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I wonder if our parents' generation had, like, Duck and Cover Drill fetishes.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Hot take: Daphne was better than Velma

    This is a serious discussion and shouldn't be glossed over lightly.

    Seriously wrong. Gang wouldn't be shit without Velma.

    Tough to argue, but we also need to decide how we're evaluating them. What does better mean, here?

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    I wonder if Sexy Librarian as an archetype will disappear since kids no longer rely on libraries.

    It'll probably just get rolled into the Strict Teacher archetype.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Chanus wrote: »
    guys he was joking I don't work with monsters

    oh changing your story is it

    despite engineering stereotypes i work with a bunch of jokey bros that generally avoid politics with certain exceptions like for Trump being fucking terrible

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Why do they keep making direct to video scooby doo movies.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Daphne was useless until Buffy took over.

    Daphne and Fred were just a future political power couple doing their charity work till college.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    I wonder if Sexy Librarian as an archetype will disappear since kids no longer rely on libraries.

    sexy wikipedia contributor

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i can't stand 12 monkeys

    the big reveal made me so mad

    gooey's been refusing to drink his ovaltine since small times

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pulp Fiction is overrated and the best thing it gave us was like every movie for four years after that got into Sundance getting distribution, which gave us Mallrats and Dogma because of Clerks.

    Nothing else good came of Pulp Fiction, aside from Tim Roth and Sam Jackson

    tarantino backlash is enormously wrong tho

    Tarantino is great. I have no problems with him. Jackie Brown is one of my favorite movies of all time.

    I'm just saying Pulp Fiction wasn't that good. Reservoir Dogs was better.

    It was Reservoir Dogs that is a big factor in the widespread indie stuff of the 90's. Pulp Fiction was a studio movie with a studio budget.

    I was pretty disappointed that the rest of Reservoir Dogs wasn't just the first 15 minutes for an hour and a half, but it was still pretty good.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    I wonder if Sexy Librarian as an archetype will disappear since kids no longer rely on libraries.

    probably.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Why do they keep making direct to video scooby doo movies.

    Because someone keeps buying them

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    I wonder if Sexy Librarian as an archetype will disappear since kids no longer rely on libraries.

    sexy wikipedia contributor

    Oh god theres a mental image I didn't want.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I wonder if our parents' generation had, like, Duck and Cover Drill fetishes.

    today's kids are gonna grow up with low-poly fetishes

    thanks, minecraft steve

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I wonder if our parents' generation had, like, Duck and Cover Drill fetishes.

    I think it was more sexy Vietnam soldier.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    12 Monkeys is good movie that involves time travel.

    12 monkeys is parts of a good movie that involve time travel. The core story and Terry Gilliam-ish ness foolishness of it makes it kind of fall apart at places.

    :(

    The original is better.
    Kidding. The original is a French Art film that is pretty good and very approachable for modern audiences. But it's very much a film tone poem. It's also very short.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    omg y'all

    Destiny is doing the Halloween thing again, with at least three free weird-ass drops

    - "Superblack" shader
    - random papier-machet masks
    - a new sparrow that looks like a goddamned broomstick and doesn't make any engine noises

    also, you can use earth-money to buy some exclusive stuffs, like weapon shaders and spoopy emotes that let you dance like a "Thriller" zombie

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2016
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    I wonder if Sexy Librarian as an archetype will disappear since kids no longer rely on libraries.

    sexy wikipedia contributor

    Oh god theres a mental image I didn't want.

    sexy inner circle imgur uploader

    Honk on
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    don't GIS jinkies while at work

    Well now I know a stealthy way to find Velma porn.

    It's not like you have to go out of the way to find Velma pr0n man. Why do you think so may guys like girls with glasses?

    I wonder if Sexy Librarian as an archetype will disappear since kids no longer rely on libraries.

    sexy wikipedia contributor

    go on....

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    12 Monkeys is good movie that involves time travel.

    and Star Trek IV.

    Also Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

    But not Timecop.

    I have vast amounts of affection for Star Trek IV because it was my introduction to the entire Star Trek franchise. My Dad got the movie on VHS when I was little and I just loved it.

    Then Sky One started showing the original series every weekday at 5pm and I was hooked.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I wonder if our parents' generation had, like, Duck and Cover Drill fetishes.

    today's kids are gonna grow up with low-poly fetishes

    thanks, minecraft steve

    Rampant feature creep that never gets completed will be the new ruined orgasms.

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