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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    why it always gotta be velma v daphne

    why can't it be velmaxdaphne

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    can I do velma/another velma

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    all of you sitting there pretending you never watched the scooby doo porn parody

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    all of you sitting there pretending you never watched the scooby doo porn parody

    I am pretending it yes.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    all of you sitting there pretending you never watched the scooby doo porn parody

    who said that? none of us admitted that. Of course we watched it.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    the We Hate Movies podcast made a great point about the scooby gang basically being the perfect stoner group

    Ted's the guy to talk to the cops
    Shaggy always brings his cool dog and can make a bong out of anything
    Velma will talk up some cool stoner shit
    and Velma always has the hookup

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Movies where the bad guys win are the best.

    Especially when you're not sure who's really a bad guy and it's all kind of messy and uncertain and you're left feeling conflicted and raw.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Chanus wrote: »
    all of you sitting there pretending you never watched the scooby doo porn parody
    The? Come on you know there's more than one.

    Coinage on
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    My jacking hand is angry.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    "You know what movies average out to be really good?" is a great way to describe them. Thanks, Futurama.
    I'd say the first 6 average out to 3.6 out of 5 stars and the series as a whole averages out to 2.7 out of 5 stars

    yeah I'd agree.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Movies where the bad guys win are the best.

    Especially when you're not sure who's really a bad guy and it's all kind of messy and uncertain and you're left feeling conflicted and raw.

    No.
    Just this entire comment, every part of it. No.

    If I had to diagram this sentence it would all just be No.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ooh the economist did a feature on richmond's own diamond joe

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2016/10/anti-establishment-joe

    we're famous for being an embarrassing shitshow

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    the We Hate Movies podcast made a great point about the scooby gang basically being the perfect stoner group

    Ted's the guy to talk to the cops
    Shaggy always brings his cool dog and can make a bong out of anything
    Velma will talk up some cool stoner shit
    and Velma always has the hookup

    What?

    This post is itself the perfect stoner description of scooby doo

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hardest part about a bad guy wins movie is talking about it outside of spoilers basically spoils the movie.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Movies where the bad guys win are the best.

    Especially when you're not sure who's really a bad guy and it's all kind of messy and uncertain and you're left feeling conflicted and raw.

    No.
    Just this entire comment, every part of it. No.

    If I had to diagram this sentence it would all just be No.

    Yeah fuck that. There's enough bad shit in the world that when I watch a movie full of bad people I want the good guys to win.

    Watching a movie which is an hour and half of evil people torturing innocent homeowners and then murdering them is fucking dumb.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Law Abiding Citizen was a movie that probably says a lot about your worldview depending on how you feel about it.

    I ate an engineer
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    the We Hate Movies podcast made a great point about the scooby gang basically being the perfect stoner group

    Ted's the guy to talk to the cops
    Shaggy always brings his cool dog and can make a bong out of anything
    Velma will talk up some cool stoner shit
    and Velma always has the hookup

    fucking Ted?

    FUCKING TED?

    GTFO.

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    all of you sitting there pretending you never watched the scooby doo porn parody
    It looked shit.

    Scooby Doo deserves AAA quality porn, not VHS grade.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Cops always trust a dude with an ascot

    its just a fact

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    You don't even know that you're wrong do you nexus

    do you

    fucking ted

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Law Abiding Citizen was a movie that probably says a lot about your worldview depending on how you feel about it.

    Didn't like the ending there, didn't feel earned.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    the We Hate Movies podcast made a great point about the scooby gang basically being the perfect stoner group

    Ted's the guy to talk to the cops
    Shaggy always brings his cool dog and can make a bong out of anything
    Velma will talk up some cool stoner shit
    and Velma always has the hookup

    fucking Ted?

    FUCKING TED?

    GTFO.

    Also dual Velmas

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Bill and Fred's excellent adventure

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    My favorite part of the scooby porn was the wrap-around scrolling background

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    the We Hate Movies podcast made a great point about the scooby gang basically being the perfect stoner group

    Ted's the guy to talk to the cops
    Shaggy always brings his cool dog and can make a bong out of anything
    Velma will talk up some cool stoner shit
    and Velma always has the hookup
    Fake nerd alert.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    SHUTUPSUTUPSHUTUP

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I want to see more high-res 2D games pls

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    nexus is a narc

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I am uninterested in seeing a home invasion where the invaders brutalize people because that is pretty valueless

    A film that's insightful and thought provoking is what I want, something that seems plausible and convincing and compelling

    Torture porn or suffering porn are both boring and oppressive

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Yeah my mind broke at fucking ted. I didn't even realize dual Velmas

    This daphne erasure

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Anyone can make a movie about shitty people being shitty and feeling shitty.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I am shamed

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Coinage wrote: »
    Anyone can make a movie about shitty people being shitty and feeling shitty.
    They are usually called "comedies", oddly enough.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Anyone can make a movie about shitty people being shitty and feeling shitty.

    Ehhh. I don't agree. I very vocally do not like downer movies. They are not for me. I can acknowledge that there are some masterwork downer movies out there though. I don't have to like a movie to recognize whether it's quality or not

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Anyone can make a movie about shitty people being shitty and feeling shitty.

    Anyone can also make a movie about happy people being happy and feeling happy! Phones all have video cameras these days.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    ....I dont think I like Civ 6

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Funny Games was meant to be unenjoyable and unpleasant.

    The director made it as a response to mainstreatm horror films as well as a game, where the sooner you walked out the better off you were.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I am shamed

    No. You are merely at the beginning of a shame journey my friend

    you think this shit is going to wear off before christmas?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I feel there's a distinction between bad guys. Like I don't think it sounds fun to see Funny Games if it's the case that you sit and watch little shits that don't get what they deserve.

    But I greatly like me some calculating villains walk out of movies as the winners.

    PSN: Honkalot
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