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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu i saw you howling at the key and peele sketch we've all seen before

    i would like you to join dankey at the defendant's table

    Finding something funny more than once is not the crime

    This is a weak and feeble effort, puppies, like an octogenarian struggling against the pillow wielded by her grandson

    chu how many times have you seen "oil?!?"

    how many times have you seen "biiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

    how many times have you seen the devil possession one

    and what was your criticism of mpreg

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    How about fumbling for acceptance among peers is the human condition and any callback is a desperate grasp at the moment of camraderie you shared at being in on the joke you frauds

    *LCLs you all*

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Bioware romances are really fun for me and not cringeworthy. To each his own. But it's not universally true that everyone thinks they are dumb, or that the only people who like them are only playing the game for story or whatever.

    I would enjoy it if you could romance Aloth
    +Iselmyr hehehe
    in PoE. Pallegina would probably also be a fun romance for some people. Do a whole thing about how you don't have weird hangups about her being an infertile bird person like the Valians do, and then she protects you in combat and is all chivalrous.

    I was so so disappointed that the Bishop romance was only partially implemented in NWN2...

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Of the two companies, I will probably not play whatever the next Bioware game is; I will probably play the next Obsidian game.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    fifa is going to take 15 hours to download

    this digital future is great

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Knowing how to time in jokes and references is a key part of humor, and thus of Quiplash

    Someone with a less sophisticated understanding of jokery, someone with a coarser sensibility, will hammer at it, braying like a donkey, rather than sensing the exact moment when repetition is absurd instead of oppressive

    They are judged

    "braying like a donkey" cut deep

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I love Liara as a case report on evolution in video game writing. She was originally completely unrealistic, patriarchical nerd masturbation fantasy, but even by the second game she was made into a complex character that exists outside of the player. The switch is incredibly dramatic.

    like, did no one think that having ham-fisted blue skinned concubine aliens in their videogame would be a bad idea?

    How dare u

    desc pls

    m i r a n d a
    Ilpala wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shepard: Wait how old are you anyway

    Liara: I'm basically fourteen in human years but I'm actually like eighty so it's ok to bang me, tee hee, not that I'd know what that is because I'm such a nerdy nubile virgin bisexual who never loved anyone before you

    Shepard: Cool let's fuck

    On the one hand I agree and couldn't do a liara romance again

    On the other hand tbf she was blue

    What are you gonna do, romance Ashley?

    Now that I am back in the PC zone I should do maleshep* and ... i know I would go tali but I want to act tough in front of chat and claim I'd either go for that ass or for 14/88


    * no hurtful comments

    Tali over miranda

    desc...

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    ME1 I always went solid soldier femshep build and kept Liara and Tali with me (GO GIRL SQUAD!) because then we were the most balanced.

    I'd hook up with Kaiden every goddamn time because he's just a sad puppy that needs a hug, which meant Ashley would die a racist. Wrex lives.

    ME2 I'd roll the one that let me do that cool ass shotgun teleport move because I figure if the secret government is rebuilding me they can give me some biotic powers in the process. I would stay true to Kaiden and make sure Garrus knows he's my main man in battle. Player 3 would usually be Mordin or Grunt.

    ME3 I'd keep to the same build as 2 and I'd usually roll with Garrus and Edi because she's the shit.

    I ALWAYS let Garrus win when we had the shooting contest on the rooftop.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    See, I thought mpreg was simply a corruption of mpeg, as in a movie file (for some reason). Then I looked it up. Now I wish I hadn't.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    damn vitra algue is some cool stuff

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    not being able to romance tali as femshep is some hot bullshit

    she's sending some signals, god damn it

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    fifa is going to take 15 hours to download

    this digital future is great

    man 15 hours

    think of all the gameplay time you are losing


    that's like 3 goals

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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Bioware romances are really fun for me and not cringeworthy. To each his own. But it's not universally true that everyone thinks they are dumb, or that the only people who like them are only playing the game for story or whatever.

    I would enjoy it if you could romance Aloth
    +Iselmyr hehehe
    in PoE. Pallegina would probably also be a fun romance for some people. Do a whole thing about how you don't have weird hangups about her being an infertile bird person like the Valians do, and then she protects you in combat and is all chivalrous.

    I was so so disappointed that the Bishop romance was only partially implemented in NWN2...

    If choosing to abandon you rather than actively fight you alongside the embodiment of mortal dread isn't love, then what is?

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Of the two companies, I will probably not play whatever the next Bioware game is; I will probably play the next Obsidian game.

    I might play both

    But I also might win the lottery and thus not need to play either.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fifa is going to take 15 hours to download

    this digital future is great

    man 15 hours

    think of all the gameplay time you are losing


    that's like 3 goals

    the worst

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I love Liara as a case report on evolution in video game writing. She was originally completely unrealistic, patriarchical nerd masturbation fantasy, but even by the second game she was made into a complex character that exists outside of the player. The switch is incredibly dramatic.

    like, did no one think that having ham-fisted blue skinned concubine aliens in their videogame would be a bad idea?

    How dare u

    desc pls

    m i r a n d a
    Ilpala wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shepard: Wait how old are you anyway

    Liara: I'm basically fourteen in human years but I'm actually like eighty so it's ok to bang me, tee hee, not that I'd know what that is because I'm such a nerdy nubile virgin bisexual who never loved anyone before you

    Shepard: Cool let's fuck

    On the one hand I agree and couldn't do a liara romance again

    On the other hand tbf she was blue

    What are you gonna do, romance Ashley?

    Now that I am back in the PC zone I should do maleshep* and ... i know I would go tali but I want to act tough in front of chat and claim I'd either go for that ass or for 14/88


    * no hurtful comments

    Tali over miranda

    desc...

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    How do you even romance tali

    Wouldn't your dick be a bioweapon

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    chu i saw you howling at the key and peele sketch we've all seen before

    i would like you to join dankey at the defendant's table

    pups this is strange, we're all here at the table now except

    except for you

    Pups let's talk about what you in your heart think is very good comedy.

    *sits silently for several minutes*

    abbot and... costello...

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fifa is going to take 15 hours to download

    this digital future is great

    man 15 hours

    think of all the gameplay time you are losing


    that's like 3 goals

    because soccer is lame

    Bless your heart.
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Man, I don't know, romance in games is really fun! Or even characters in game talking about romance, like fixing up Aveline and what's his face, or Sagani talking about her long-distance setup. Maybe it's just how I like to engage in the genre instead of reading romance novels. It's generally a really positive and fun topic.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Tav wrote: »
    fifa is going to take 15 hours to download

    this digital future is great

    I was lucky in the first games of the campaign and it set the difficulty to the highest possible. I played for like 4 or 5 hours after that not scoring a single goal before figuring out I could change the difficulty.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    fifa is going to take 15 hours to download

    this digital future is great

    man 15 hours

    think of all the gameplay time you are losing


    that's like 3 goals

    maybe if you're @y2jake215 but i'm actually good so nah

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I love Liara as a case report on evolution in video game writing. She was originally completely unrealistic, patriarchical nerd masturbation fantasy, but even by the second game she was made into a complex character that exists outside of the player. The switch is incredibly dramatic.

    like, did no one think that having ham-fisted blue skinned concubine aliens in their videogame would be a bad idea?

    How dare u

    desc pls

    m i r a n d a
    Ilpala wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shepard: Wait how old are you anyway

    Liara: I'm basically fourteen in human years but I'm actually like eighty so it's ok to bang me, tee hee, not that I'd know what that is because I'm such a nerdy nubile virgin bisexual who never loved anyone before you

    Shepard: Cool let's fuck

    On the one hand I agree and couldn't do a liara romance again

    On the other hand tbf she was blue

    What are you gonna do, romance Ashley?

    Now that I am back in the PC zone I should do maleshep* and ... i know I would go tali but I want to act tough in front of chat and claim I'd either go for that ass or for 14/88


    * no hurtful comments

    Tali over miranda

    desc...

    []http://i2.wp.com/tipsheet.djournal.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/70/files/2014/08/61908-Joffrey-nod-frown-gif-vFQL.gif?fit=300,240[/]

    How do you even romance tali

    Wouldn't your dick be a bioweapon

    Her vagina has a clean dock.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    People getting rul mad at the existence of optional romances in bioware games (and other, lesser, RPGs) is kinda funny.
    It's all optional, what's the big deal?

    Well in ME 1 you got experience from talking to your people, so you could accidentally end up sleeping with Kaidan. The horror.

    We all make mistakes.

    Stupid, boring mistakes.

    He hit on me so I had him killed.

    Man did Virmire solve that problem good.

    Then I forgot to talk to Cortez so he died

    I saved Kelly in ME2

    I literally saved all of the queer women and got all of the queer men killed and I was like omg what have I done

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu i saw you howling at the key and peele sketch we've all seen before

    i would like you to join dankey at the defendant's table

    Finding something funny more than once is not the crime

    This is a weak and feeble effort, puppies, like an octogenarian struggling against the pillow wielded by her grandson

    chu how many times have you seen "oil?!?"

    how many times have you seen "biiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

    how many times have you seen the devil possession one

    and what was your criticism of mpreg

    i have seen all of those many times, and they are all funny and good. when skippy quotes them they are funny and topical.

    just saying the world mpreg isn't funny, except for the occasional reminder that the genre exists. those things you listed are performative- they involve using a voice, they involve cadence and timing. just writing a thing down so others can see it is hardly performative at all.

    they are incredibly dissimilar ideas

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    watching jake play FIFA is fun because as soon as he notices someone is watching he just falls apart.

    Bless your heart.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Man, I don't know, romance in games is really fun! Or even characters in game talking about romance, like fixing up Aveline and what's his face, or Sagani talking about her long-distance setup. Maybe it's just how I like to engage in the genre instead of reading romance novels. It's generally a really positive and fun topic.

    The aveline romance in DA2 was the best. Like both versions of hawkes voice respond so wonderfully to her terrible romance.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    after how many of hours of fallout 4, i finally bothered to get a companion affinity high enough for romance

    curie, obv

    Eet ees, of course, for science

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    My sense of humor is generally very silly and very morbid but I don't show the morbid side so much.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I have never heard ppups laugh but I assume it's always too loud and abrupt, making people wince and move away

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    after how many of hours of fallout 4, i finally bothered to get a companion affinity high enough for romance

    curie, obv

    Eet ees, of course, for science

    My vault dweller fucked everyone. I think I unlocked an ability to give people an std at a distance.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Wait why am I telling chat about my sense of humor

    My entire chat persona is a big joking display of my dumb sense of humor

    Neco on
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Bioware romances are really fun for me and not cringeworthy. To each his own. But it's not universally true that everyone thinks they are dumb, or that the only people who like them are only playing the game for story or whatever.

    I would enjoy it if you could romance Aloth
    +Iselmyr hehehe
    in PoE. Pallegina would probably also be a fun romance for some people. Do a whole thing about how you don't have weird hangups about her being an infertile bird person like the Valians do, and then she protects you in combat and is all chivalrous.

    I was so so disappointed that the Bishop romance was only partially implemented in NWN2...

    If choosing to abandon you rather than actively fight you alongside the embodiment of mortal dread isn't love, then what is?

    That's completely alignment dependent, you know. If you are evil (or maybe chaotic evil?) it's you+Bishop murdering your whole party together at the end. (It is a *really* hard fight. I had to cheese it by stripping all of them first...) Then you become generals for the enemy dude.

    Mannnn that one dialog where he's like 'yeahhhhh...do you wanna just camp out with me in the woods until this all blows over?' is kind of amazing and super cute.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    People getting rul mad at the existence of optional romances in bioware games (and other, lesser, RPGs) is kinda funny.
    It's all optional, what's the big deal?

    Well in ME 1 you got experience from talking to your people, so you could accidentally end up sleeping with Kaidan. The horror.

    We all make mistakes.

    Stupid, boring mistakes.

    He hit on me so I had him killed.

    Man did Virmire solve that problem good.

    Then I forgot to talk to Cortez so he died

    I saved Kelly in ME2

    I literally saved all of the queer women and got all of the queer men killed and I was like omg what have I done

    This is literally what happens in real life

    Bless your heart.
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    People getting rul mad at the existence of optional romances in bioware games (and other, lesser, RPGs) is kinda funny.
    It's all optional, what's the big deal?

    Well in ME 1 you got experience from talking to your people, so you could accidentally end up sleeping with Kaidan. The horror.

    We all make mistakes.

    Stupid, boring mistakes.

    He hit on me so I had him killed.

    Man did Virmire solve that problem good.

    Then I forgot to talk to Cortez so he died

    I saved Kelly in ME2

    I literally saved all of the queer women and got all of the queer men killed and I was like omg what have I done

    This is literally what happens in real life

    Quickly bang nerdbait fantasy

    Ignoring gay men who then die

    Captaining a spaceship into an alien hideout that's constructing a horrible superweapon

    Yeah actually sounds like life

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    chu i saw you howling at the key and peele sketch we've all seen before

    i would like you to join dankey at the defendant's table

    pups this is strange, we're all here at the table now except

    except for you

    Pups let's talk about what you in your heart think is very good comedy.

    *sits silently for several minutes*

    abbot and... costello...

    Who

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

    Inquisition had some REALLY good sex scenes, especially if you hooked up with Iron Bull

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    of all the stupid vidcon romances I have done, I can't think of a single one that was improved by having sex be the capstone reward for going through it.

    At least DA:O managed to incorporate it somewhat into the plot (if choosing Morrigan).

    Ilpala on
    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    My ME1 Shep was a Colonist with the Ruthless trait.

    He didn't form any romances in my first "canon" run and I carried that over to the other two.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    welp chelle's surgery is scheduled for nov 11th.

    That's really...really soon.

    Oh yeah nope I am not having a panic attack
    Luckily I have all of this fami

    frie..

    chairs? to lean on...

    There are a lot of people here who like her and are hoping her surgery goes well.

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