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I need some help asking a girl to prom

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  • TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Prom is in like 10 hours! Give me some last minute tips so I don't fuck it up.

    Treeloot on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shit yourself on the dance floor.

    ChicoBlue on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Chicks dig that.

    Confidence.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    cuff yourself to her

    eat the key

    Si Senor on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Learn to do the Thriller dance, then do that.

    Straightzi on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Learn to do the Thriller dance, then do that.
    I'd bone any one who could do the whole thing.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Learn to do the Thriller dance, then do that.
    I'd bone any one who could do the whole thing.

    Yeah me too. I'm trying to learn it myself in time for the next cast party.

    Straightzi on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smoke.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Do the White Tornado

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the what?

    show us this 'white tornado' of yours

    Si Senor on
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    isn't that a cocktail

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's the dance Steve Buscemi did on SNL

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smoke.


    Light yourself on fire.

    AWIY on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    AWIY wrote: »
    Smoke.


    Light yourself on fire.

    Would you visit the monks who also self immolated?

    I forgot where I can find that comic online


    You could stage dive.
    Attempt to turn the dance floor into a mosh pit.
    Tear you pants off a la like a basketball warm-up suit.
    Wear a dress.
    Make lude refences to Furries with impromto demos.

    Brainleech on
  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    shout BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE while standing up through the sunroof of a moving limo

    Menace on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Don't wear pants.

    Only faggots wear pants. You don't want her to think you're a faggot, do you?

    Staleghoti on
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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    spike the punch

    cheer after every sentence during the toast

    start a conga line

    Menace on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Learn to do the Thriller dance, then do that.
    I'd bone any one who could do the whole thing.

    Yeah me too. I'm trying to learn it myself in time for the next cast party.
    At our cast parties, I was either to drunk or to busy with a girl to dance.

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wooo! Prom is tonight!

    Man... Prom is actually kind of boring.

    I wish there was a way to go to dinner, drive around in a limo, skip Prom, and then just go to the parties.

    Also: it's expensive as fuck. I'm poor now.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Prom was nice last night. Though, goddamn it I hate polka.

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Prom was nice last night. Though, goddamn it I hate polka.

    Polka? Surely you jest sir.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's rural Michigan over here, so no. I don't jest.

    It was pirates themed though. We had gold coins, son! They were chocolate though!

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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh man. Mildy cool I guess. My prom was hours upon hours of rap. It was okay tho, I grinded on my friends hot mom. Twice. He almost killed me.

    Firematic. on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i went to this girls prom last year.
    i showed up drunk and refused to dance.
    and i almost got in a fight with one of her friends date.

    Drano on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i went to this girls prom last year.
    i showed up drunk and refused to dance.
    and i almost got in a fight with one of her friends date.

    her knight in shining armor

    Wren on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    god drano you are dumb as dirt

    you really just continue to prove it

    Skull Man on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i have no delusions that i am a cool or smart person

    Drano on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thats why you're the bestest

    Wren on
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    okay so I got an email about a course Im taking in september (baking & boulanger for those curious), and I noticed it was cc'd with the email of every other student in it. so now I'm searching myspace for the profiles of all the female names and doing a little research. so far they're all pretty pudgy

    creepy, y/n?

    Wren on
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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    you didn't expect people in a baking class to be generally pudgy?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    if you're bored, not really

    better to go ahead and weed them out for reasons like bad taste, stupid friends

    etc.

    Skull Man on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    okay so I got an email about a course Im taking in september (baking & boulanger for those curious), and I noticed it was cc'd with the email of every other student in it. so now I'm searching myspace for the profiles of all the female names and doing a little research. so far they're all pretty pudgy

    creepy, y/n?

    confirm

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    you didn't expect people in a baking class to be generally pudgy?

    well, I'm not pudgy in the least

    Wren on
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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    you will be

    Menace on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Like how pudgy? Just a little bit of cushion or someone call Captain Ahab because thar she blows fatties? Either way, low self esteem all up in that class, so score for you.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    like, big comfy leather chair cushiony, but not quite beanbag chair cushiony.

    this one goth chick creeps me out D:

    and if theres one thing I know about goth chicks, she'll be trying to talk to me

    Wren on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    you will be

    or you could be like me and show self-control and exercise?

    PiptheFair on
  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited May 2007
    WHO LIKES BANANA MUFFINS?

    Menace on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    well if my metabolism were to slow down at some point, it would have done so by now. I just cant get fat. but maybe all these carbs I'll be adding to my diet will add some meat

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If your metabolism does slow down, there's always the "stick your finger down your throat" diet.

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