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USA Presidential Election 2016: Blunderstruck

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  • Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    say what you like about donald trump

    but it must be pretty sweet to have your own plane

    he's an impotent manchild with an overwhelming need for attention

    there I said what I want about Donald Trump

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    If Donald Trump said "if you be my friend you can use my plane all you want"

    I don't know

    maybe I'd be his friend

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Trump is probably a lousy friend

    And doesn't keep to his promises

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    If Donald Trump said "if you be my friend you can use my plane all you want"

    I don't know

    maybe I'd be his friend

    This is like the Monkey's Paw. You say yes and down the line you get framed for murder or fraud or something.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    But great dick

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I mean he probably really needs a friend

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Definitely, hell less than a plane, I'd sell my soul to Trump for a decent wage. Doing what? Who cares

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Definitely, hell less than a plane, I'd sell my soul to Trump for a decent wage. Doing what? Who cares

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    If Donald Trump said "if you be my friend you can use my plane all you want"

    I don't know

    maybe I'd be his friend

    id look into whether or not he legally made the plane yours and now you owe millions in debts and payments

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    So the state supreme court in Washington state held the legislature in contempt and fined them $100,000 a day for not funding schools with their budget.

    With gentrification, Big companies flooding the job and housing market, and Chinese investors fleeing Vancouver for Seattle's less regulated properties, its a big freaking deal.

    This has inspired people to fund candidates to run against every judge in that decision who is up for reelection this year. Yes, there are conservative think tanks behind this.

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Ladai wrote: »
    If Trump won do you think he'd start using Air Force One or do you think he'd consider that a downgrade?

    I doubt he'd lash out at Obama for using Air Force One if it wasn't clearly better than the one he has.

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Definitely, hell less than a plane, I'd sell my soul to Trump for a decent wage. Doing what? Who cares

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I mean he probably really needs a friend

    He says he's got the best friends though

    He'd never lie

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Dang my plan to get lunch tomorrow at work is foiled once I remember that this school is a polling place. The moment I leave my parking spot will be gone!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    One time I'd like to fly on airforce one. That has to be a fucking trip.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Tube wrote: »
    I mean he probably really needs a friend

    Yeah one of sadder things I've read about Trump is that he doesn't appear to actually have any real friends. He just has people he thinks he can use.

    If you're not one his kids, he basically cuts you off the moment he no longer needs you.

    Ladai on
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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Its quite shocking to vote for my judges and see several pairs of candidates where one has a picture, responded to the ballotpedia survey, and released a statement, while the other has no picture and has a single statement from their ballot form that reads quite robotic.

    Multiple pairs of judges come out like this.

    and how did the same position wind up having queer judges running against each other?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular

    Should be all 50, but I can't recall if the gutting of the VRA also screwed this departments budget, or if that was another agency that couldn't afford poll watchers due to that.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    Should be all 50, but I can't recall if the gutting of the VRA also screwed this departments budget, or if that was another agency that couldn't afford poll watchers due to that.

    Yay my county is on there! Go Nebraska!

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »

    Should be all 50, but I can't recall if the gutting of the VRA also screwed this departments budget, or if that was another agency that couldn't afford poll watchers due to that.

    It was 25 (I think?) last time, so...

  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Both happy and sad Philadelphia county is on there, though I knew it would be. Happy to see DoJ is sending people out to watch for those lunatics from central PA who are going to try and intimidate people in Philadelphia, and sad that they have to.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    democrats just need one more senate race, if they miss all 3 tossups I'm going to be upset

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    This is a good, positive ad

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Ladai wrote: »
    If Trump won do you think he'd start using Air Force One or do you think he'd consider that a downgrade?

    Wow, now that I think about it, Air Force One tends to have a press pool onboard. Well, now we know how he's going to fit his pool table on there.

  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    "They're in the tank! :mad:"
    Hillary killed Abraham Lincoln, Obama is actually white, harambe reincarnated to beyonce, I'm the 31st president of the USA. George washingtons teeth werent wooden, he was wearing a gold grill to gain votes from Lil waynes fans. Hitler is behind Isis

    https://news.vice.com/story/trump-supporters-keep-committing-voter-fraud
    My surprised face: :lol:

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    President Clinton announced today that anyone convicted of voter fraud in the last election must now duel someone convicted other crimes that have cost them their right to vote and have successfully completed their parole.

    Said the president, "If these people are willing to defraud this sacred right, then those who have paid their debt to society should be allowed the opportunity to reclaim it."

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    "President Clinton orders Justice Dept. to begin mass scale enquiry into voter suppression and election fraud"

    Now that would be a good headline to read!

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    Ladai wrote: »
    If Trump won do you think he'd start using Air Force One or do you think he'd consider that a downgrade?

    IIRC, whatever plane the president is in is technically Air Force One.

  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Panda4You wrote: »
    It's one of those things I noticed in Games Workshop's old world-wide online Warhammer campaigns. As soon as people are convinced that the ballots are rigged, they give themselves permission to cheat in order to "un-skew" it.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I want to know where the candidates sit on the Just Dice department. Chessex has gotten away with bullshit for too long

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular

    My county is the only one for New Mexico.

    Weird. But then they did send some incorrect information about voter ID out during the primaries. hmmm

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    "I didn't plan on voting for Trump twice, but I did because the polls are rigged"

    What in the fuck?

    Maximum on
  • PiotyrPiotyr Power-Crazed Wizard SilmariaRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    If Donald Trump said "if you be my friend you can use my plane all you want"

    I don't know

    maybe I'd be his friend

    He'd probably sue you eventually.

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Ladai wrote: »
    If Trump won do you think he'd start using Air Force One or do you think he'd consider that a downgrade?

    IIRC, whatever plane the president is in is technically Air Force One.

    Damn, that's right. Forgot about that.

    If he did keep using his own, would the other one then be called The Plane Formerly Known as Air Force One?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Maximum wrote: »
    "I didn't plan on voting for Trump twice, but I did because the polls are rigged"

    What in the fuck?

    Well the people who are rigging the polls wouldn't expect that!

    They only rigged it just enough so that $hillary can win, not enough for her to double win

    They never would have thought of that!

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    yeah I think Trump is probably not able to have a friend

    dude needs to spend some hard time in a shrink's office before he's capable of that

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2016
    Overheard in the cafeteria "There's all these pictures of voting lines on the internet ... I've never had a line to vote. Must be something going on with poorer areas maybe?"

    edited for unnecessarily vitriolic but where have you been, dude

    tynic on
  • Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Ladai wrote: »
    Ladai wrote: »
    If Trump won do you think he'd start using Air Force One or do you think he'd consider that a downgrade?

    IIRC, whatever plane the president is in is technically Air Force One.

    Damn, that's right. Forgot about that.

    If he did keep using his own, would the other one then be called The Plane Formerly Known as Air Force One?

    Just be called a VC-25, which is what it is. Air Force One is just the callsign.

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