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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
So does sneaking into someone's house in the night and filling every orifice with the pudding or gelatin of my choice count as a gift?
Depends on the flavor
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
All right. After various abominable rites of blood magic, caprine sacrifices, and blasphemous incantations I have successfully summoned a malevolent, spitting demon from the acid depths of Hades, stuck a Santa hat on its head, and sent it flapping and screeching into the sky with a package grasped in its twisted claws.
All right. After various abominable rites of blood magic, caprine sacrifices, and blasphemous incantations I have successfully summoned a malevolent, spitting demon from the acid depths of Hades, stuck a Santa hat on its head, and sent it flapping and screeching into the sky with a package grasped in its twisted claws.
All right. After various abominable rites of blood magic, caprine sacrifices, and blasphemous incantations I have successfully summoned a malevolent, spitting demon from the acid depths of Hades, stuck a Santa hat on its head, and sent it flapping and screeching into the sky with a package grasped in its twisted claws.
Look we know elephants keep fucking up your water supply but blood pacts are inadvisable for plumbing issues. Demons have garbage dexterity
Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
Hey let's be honest here, is sending packages via dark twisted rituals really that much different then relying on UPS? I dare say they are more reliable too.
Hey let's be honest here, is sending packages via dark twisted rituals really that much different then relying on UPS? I dare say they are more reliable too.
Well why don't you go right to the source? Care to weigh in @UPS ?
LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
edited November 2016
It seems nothing stops Satan when their mind is set. I received the following email earlier this morning:
A new kindle book! Honestly I don't know much about this book besides the fact that it was listed as one of the influences for The Sprawl RPG book and wishlisted it based on that fact.
But I read the product description on Amazon and uh, I might have to read this right now.
Earth lies prostrate beneath the lash of the Orbital powers, and Earth’s Balkanized nations have no choice but to let the Orbitals plunder their remaining wealth. Below the zone of Orbital control, buttonheads, panzerjocks, dirtgirls, and hustlers scramble for their ticket out of the gravity well.
But now, if the criminal underworld and the guerilla underground can join forces, there is a chance to shift the balance of power— in a war fought on the ground by hardwired commandos, in the air by high-flying deltajocks, and by genius hackers in the neural interface.
As Roger Zelazny said, “Hardwired” is a tough, sleek juggernaut of a story, punctuated by strobe light movements, coursing to the wail of jets and the twang of steel guitars— glittering, nasty, and noble— and told in a style perfectly suiting its content. It has all of my favorite things— blood, love, fire, hate and a high ideal or two. I wish I’d written this one.”
The link to my Amazon wishlist is behind the image in my sig and should give you an idea about my interests, but don't feel limited to that. Homemade and/or local items are greatly appreciated.
The number at the end of my alias indicate the year I was born. I wear 3XL t-shits.
lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
A small but possibly important announcement from the Imps!
Or Imp!
There may or may not be an impending strike by UPS workers in the next week or so. This may or may not effect the sending of packages etc. I'll keep an eye on the story and try to let you all know if it looks terrible.
Just something to keep in mind maybe. Gifts may take a bit longer to get where they're going this year, if this strike proceeds.
Hey let's be honest here, is sending packages via dark twisted rituals really that much different then relying on UPS? I dare say they are more reliable too.
Well why don't you go right to the source? Care to weigh in @UPS ?
It's banned, I feel like that confirms my viewpoint.
I got a box! It went to my old address which is where my wife's mom lives and it's fucking SNOWMAGEDDON outside so I won't be able to get it until tomorrow but awesome and thank you!
OkamiOn the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody.Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered Userregular
My roommate asked me on telegram what was in the huge box I got this morning, assuming I hadn't been spending my morning sleeping in with my dog like a lazy person (I was). I got up to open my door and was met with this
It's heavy and the size of a small child, maybe it is a small child? Do I need to make a sacrifice? Corgi for scale.
IT'S ROCK BAND! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!
Thank you mystery satan! My housemates were just talking about whether or not we should just buy it, now all we have to do is buy a second guitar!
I have received gifts from Satan! Or, as the tag seems to indicate, Secret Sutur!
Odin be praised! Tis Walt Simonson Era Thor! His run on Thor from 83-87 is considered among the best in comics, and certainly one of the best Thor runs in the history of the character. Truly the greatest of gifts! Thanks be to you, O' Secret Surtur!
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
I am super jealous I have missed out this year due to funds.
I'm looking forward to next year when I can hopefully join in again.
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I actually laughed out loud when I saw who my satanee was.
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that should be fixed now as well
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So does sneaking into someone's house in the night and filling every orifice with the pudding or gelatin of my choice count as a gift?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Depends on the flavor
sounds pretty normal to me
Look we know elephants keep fucking up your water supply but blood pacts are inadvisable for plumbing issues. Demons have garbage dexterity
Well why don't you go right to the source? Care to weigh in @UPS ?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
A new kindle book! Honestly I don't know much about this book besides the fact that it was listed as one of the influences for The Sprawl RPG book and wishlisted it based on that fact.
But I read the product description on Amazon and uh, I might have to read this right now.
But now, if the criminal underworld and the guerilla underground can join forces, there is a chance to shift the balance of power— in a war fought on the ground by hardwired commandos, in the air by high-flying deltajocks, and by genius hackers in the neural interface.
As Roger Zelazny said, “Hardwired” is a tough, sleek juggernaut of a story, punctuated by strobe light movements, coursing to the wail of jets and the twang of steel guitars— glittering, nasty, and noble— and told in a style perfectly suiting its content. It has all of my favorite things— blood, love, fire, hate and a high ideal or two. I wish I’d written this one.”
Thanks @Nullzone !
Steam
The link to my Amazon wishlist is behind the image in my sig and should give you an idea about my interests, but don't feel limited to that. Homemade and/or local items are greatly appreciated.
The number at the end of my alias indicate the year I was born. I wear 3XL t-shits.
Your loyal servant,
Slacker71
I am now stalking my Satanee
Or Imp!
There may or may not be an impending strike by UPS workers in the next week or so. This may or may not effect the sending of packages etc. I'll keep an eye on the story and try to let you all know if it looks terrible.
Just something to keep in mind maybe. Gifts may take a bit longer to get where they're going this year, if this strike proceeds.
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Truly the greatest gift of all
It's banned, I feel like that confirms my viewpoint.
Could this be the fastest completion of a gifting... ever?
Inside was a gift wrapped box
and on the gift was a note:
YES. I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
TOO DANGEROUS FOR CHILDREN UNDER 8. FIVE DARTS PER SECOND. THE FASTEST OF ALL MOTORIZED BLASTERS. THE DEALER OF DARTS.
THE HYPERFIRE
Here it is in the "room where I keep all my nerf weapons" (sometimes called "my office"):
which also contains the rest of the collection which is frankly getting freaking RIDICULOUS:
and here I am using my dual-wielding perk
it's my first full-auto! a glorious day!
gonna grab me some batteries and then hopefully I can post a few videos of this bad boy in action
THANK YOU SO MUCH, NULLZONE!
I got a box! It went to my old address which is where my wife's mom lives and it's fucking SNOWMAGEDDON outside so I won't be able to get it until tomorrow but awesome and thank you!
Whatever could it be?
OH! Pandemic! And a note?
Well thank you Satan! I shall put it to good use!
It's heavy and the size of a small child, maybe it is a small child? Do I need to make a sacrifice? Corgi for scale.
IT'S ROCK BAND! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!
Thank you mystery satan! My housemates were just talking about whether or not we should just buy it, now all we have to do is buy a second guitar!
Odin be praised! Tis Walt Simonson Era Thor! His run on Thor from 83-87 is considered among the best in comics, and certainly one of the best Thor runs in the history of the character. Truly the greatest of gifts! Thanks be to you, O' Secret Surtur!
I'm looking forward to next year when I can hopefully join in again.
Satans..... hints.....
I will update it this evening, promise!
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It might've happened like this...
Gotta uphold traditions, right
Ahava's Imp services are up for availability this year!
Messages delivered to you Satanee free of charge!
We are here to help in the fascilitation of feliz navidad!
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thanks tam!