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Amateurhour's [chat] and bushcraft supply store

amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
Since bowen is an awesome possum, he gave me his [chat].

This is where we discuss my idea to become a self made businessman selling outdoor gear to people, which they're desperately going to need in the coming months as our country tears itself apart.

I need to know how to start a business, and you're all going to help me. Some of you are doing it in PMs already, because you're special.

Bowen gets all the credit for this though and if my business does indeed get started I will be sending him a primitive bushcraft kit free of charge once I have a viable business. It is on record in this thread as the truth.

are YOU on the beer list?
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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    make me a recurve bow out of oak amateurhour

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    make sure your overhead isn't too great and you probs wont turn a profit the first year so have enough capital to deal with that

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    pics or it didn't happen

    i'll name my next rimworld crafter after you

  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    I desire a stout yeoman and a woman skilled in midwifery

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    take a deep breath

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    build a loyal and reliable customer base by giving great customer service and then when you have an established base, you need to make your own website and sell there to avoid Etsy fees (but still probably keep the Etsy store to drive more traffic)

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    make sure your overhead isn't too great and you probs wont turn a profit the first year so have enough capital to deal with that

    I mean, you could also come up with one really cool pice of bushcraft, put bluetooth in it or something, and set up a kickstarter.

    That's what all the cool kids are doing.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I wonder if Tube will go back and answer my question from a few pages ago.

    Seems unlikely at this point.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    make me a recurve bow out of oak amateurhour

    I will make you a bow out of oak. I can do that. It may or may not be recurve because they're fucking hard to do if you're not laminating the wood and using one stave.

    I can do that though.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    I desire a deer antler tobacco pipe

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I asked my phone to rig the election for hillary and the nice google lady said "ok"

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    serious though, how much would you charge? Do you need my draw weight or do you make one size fits all?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I demand an "end of the world" [chat] tomorrow!

    AH, is there a weapon you might recommend for the man who inherently looks down on ranged weaponry, but still wants to survive in the event of a zombie apocalypse / a post-Trumpian hellscape?

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    My vision is slowly becoming less terbl

    Dilation is the worst

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Finding that album or artist that you just never listened too or ignored for "reasons" kind of sucks... all that time wasted. Music!... get me through this monday!

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I demand an "end of the world" [chat] tomorrow!

    AH, is there a weapon you might recommend for the man who inherently looks down on ranged weaponry, but still wants to survive in the event of a zombie apocalypse / a post-Trumpian hellscape?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monk's_spade

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    pessimism from you, benarwhal? this betrayal. . .

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    What a shock Bowen gave up responsibility to a superior forumer. PER USUAL!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I think my relationship is over. :confused:

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I think my relationship is over. :confused:

    :bro:

    dude =(

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    OH MY GOD I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU ALL TO HELP AND ASK FOR THINGS HANG ON I NEED TO WRITE THESE DOWN AND ANSWER THEM I'M NOT TUBE SHIT!

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I think my relationship is over. :confused:

    rip :bro:

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I demand an "end of the world" [chat] tomorrow!

    AH, is there a weapon you might recommend for the man who inherently looks down on ranged weaponry, but still wants to survive in the event of a zombie apocalypse / a post-Trumpian hellscape?

    you don't want a ranged weapon in a zombie apocalypse anyway because then you have to find ammo

    probably something like a bush axe is your best bet with a backup knife for close range

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    What a shock Bowen gave up responsibility to a superior forumer. PER USUAL!

    listen, you can't be angry I didn't give it to you forever

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I think my relationship is over. :confused:

    NO IT IS NOT! UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE! EITHER WAY I'LL DRINK WITH YOU VOWELS

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    ...

    This [chat] election system is rigged! Clearly rigged!

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    ...

    This [chat] election system is rigged! Clearly rigged!

    i mean it's an appointment by an authoritarian robot dictator so

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I demand an "end of the world" [chat] tomorrow!

    AH, is there a weapon you might recommend for the man who inherently looks down on ranged weaponry, but still wants to survive in the event of a zombie apocalypse / a post-Trumpian hellscape?

    If you want to survive the best things you will need are some type of club/bat, a close combat knife, and a wrist locked slingshot.

    With those three things you will be safe

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    What a shock Bowen gave up responsibility to a superior forumer. PER USUAL!

    listen, you can't be angry I didn't give it to you forever

    I SURE AS FUCK CAN YOU LOW TIER PROGRAMMER!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Happiness is within reach!
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    pessimism from you, benarwhal? this betrayal. . .

    I mean, I'm 100% confident I'll survive anything and that my life will be largely unaffected whomever your President is

    But I still like to stare at trainwrecks from time to time

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I desire a deer antler tobacco pipe

    I can't do a pipe that's ENTIRELY deer antler but I can put antler tips on a pipe.

    HOWEVER, smoking through an antler would suck, lemme just make you a reed stem hickory pipe instead

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    serious though, how much would you charge? Do you need my draw weight or do you make one size fits all?

    I'd need your draw weight and draw length, that's it.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    witcher 3: kb+m or controller

  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Haha wow, like one of those monthly geek toy deliveries:
    http://www.preppergearbox.com/

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am starting Longmire.

    It makes me a little homesick.

    New Mexico's north, Colorado, and Wyoming all are similar and make me miss being home.

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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    ...

    This [chat] election system is rigged! Clearly rigged!

    i mean it's an appointment by an authoritarian robot dictator so
    Are you telling me that my vote doesn't count? I pay my taxes!

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I demand an "end of the world" [chat] tomorrow!

    AH, is there a weapon you might recommend for the man who inherently looks down on ranged weaponry, but still wants to survive in the event of a zombie apocalypse / a post-Trumpian hellscape?

    If you want to survive the best things you will need are some type of club/bat, a close combat knife, and a wrist locked slingshot.

    With those three things you will be safe

    For things you can make in the wild with a little bit of work: spear, knife, and hatchet

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Haha wow, like one of those monthly geek toy deliveries:
    http://www.preppergearbox.com/

    There's also apocabox, battlebox, and a few others. They mostly suck

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    make me a recurve bow out of oak amateurhour

    Oak is a terrible bow wood

    Too stiff and dense

    fuck gendered marketing
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