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Help me Pie to the tastiest degree!

KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
A friend is having a pie party in a couple of weeks, and I need some tasty or unique recipes for pies.

I'm also a newbie when it comes to cooking pies, so that probably may limit them. Definitely going to use store bought crust for ease.

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  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    Hoosier sugar cream pie

    It's a recipe from Paula Haney, who makes the best pies in Chicago at Hoosier Mama Pie Company. I had never seen a sugar cream pie until I tried it at her shop, so it probably qualifies as unique. It's also very tasty, but very deadly. The filling is a rich, dense custard. Small slices are the way to go for this one. The recipe includes her crust recipe, which is worth considering if you have a food processor. I know that rolling out your own crust is daunting, but her crusts are amazing and go a long way in elevating any pie.

    That said, I used store bought crusts pretty happily for years. I just can't go back now that I know the difference.

  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Does it have to be sweet?

    Chicken Pot Pie - Quick, easy, delicious...NOT safe for diets.

    2 cans Cambells cream of chicken soup.
    1 can cambells cream of mushroom soup.
    1 onion
    1 rotissery chicken from the grocery (cooked...I like to just go with plain flavor).
    1 can corn
    1 can green peas
    1 small can mixed veggies.
    1 small can sliced potatoes (or you can make your own).
    3 -4 pillsbery premade pie crust (in freezer section).

    take the pie crusts out to thaw slightly.
    Strip the meat off the chicken, chop it up. Chop the onion finely.

    Combine all ingredients in a pot on a low heat, stir it up, add some black/red pepper, celery salt to taste.

    Pour into the pie crusts, should fill two deep dish pies, take the third/fourth pie crust, turn it into a cover for the two you filled. Any crust and pie mix left over - Roll out the leftover pie bits, turn it into a Calzone stuffed with pie bits. slice some slits in the top of the pies and calzone, bake at 325 until you stick a toothpick/knife in and find that the crust bottom has cooked.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Hoosier sugar cream pie

    It's a recipe from Paula Haney, who makes the best pies in Chicago at Hoosier Mama Pie Company. I had never seen a sugar cream pie until I tried it at her shop, so it probably qualifies as unique. It's also very tasty, but very deadly. The filling is a rich, dense custard. Small slices are the way to go for this one. The recipe includes her crust recipe, which is worth considering if you have a food processor. I know that rolling out your own crust is daunting, but her crusts are amazing and go a long way in elevating any pie.

    That said, I used store bought crusts pretty happily for years. I just can't go back now that I know the difference.

    So how hard is it making your own crust?

  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Round Rock, TXRegistered User regular
    I made this recently and it was pretty good:

    http://www.crazyforcrust.com/2016/09/no-bake-peanut-butter-cup-pie/

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Hoosier sugar cream pie

    It's a recipe from Paula Haney, who makes the best pies in Chicago at Hoosier Mama Pie Company. I had never seen a sugar cream pie until I tried it at her shop, so it probably qualifies as unique. It's also very tasty, but very deadly. The filling is a rich, dense custard. Small slices are the way to go for this one. The recipe includes her crust recipe, which is worth considering if you have a food processor. I know that rolling out your own crust is daunting, but her crusts are amazing and go a long way in elevating any pie.

    That said, I used store bought crusts pretty happily for years. I just can't go back now that I know the difference.

    So how hard is it making your own crust?

    If you have a food processor, exceedingly easy. If not, considerably harder.

    Pumpkin pie is delicious and seasonal.

  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    VishNub wrote: »
    Kyougu wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Hoosier sugar cream pie

    It's a recipe from Paula Haney, who makes the best pies in Chicago at Hoosier Mama Pie Company. I had never seen a sugar cream pie until I tried it at her shop, so it probably qualifies as unique. It's also very tasty, but very deadly. The filling is a rich, dense custard. Small slices are the way to go for this one. The recipe includes her crust recipe, which is worth considering if you have a food processor. I know that rolling out your own crust is daunting, but her crusts are amazing and go a long way in elevating any pie.

    That said, I used store bought crusts pretty happily for years. I just can't go back now that I know the difference.

    So how hard is it making your own crust?

    If you have a food processor, exceedingly easy. If not, considerably harder.

    Pumpkin pie is delicious and seasonal.

    It really isn't very difficult if you have a food processor. The hardest part is rolling the dough out to a good thickness, and placing it in your pie tin, without tearing or damaging it. The good thing about that being the hardest part is that if you make a big mistake you can ball it back up, cool it down again in the fridge or freezer, and re-roll it.

    If possible, my suggestion would be to try to make your own dough since the taste/flakiness difference is very substantial. But have a store bought crust on hand that you can use if things just don't work out or get too frustrating. If the homemade crust works for something unique, awesome. Just use the store bought crusts for pumpkin pie or something similarly easy. And on that note, I've made all kinds of interesting variants on a standard pumpkin pie over the years - from working with fresh pumpkins, to something like a cazuela pie - but my wife and family always prefer the basic, classic pumpkin pie recipe here that is extremely easy to make.

    Ketar on
  • SimpsoniaSimpsonia Registered User regular
    The key to a good pie crust is plain ol vodka. seriouseats.com/2015/03/science-of-pie-7-myths-that-need-to-go-away.html Down at the bottom is the cook's illustrated recipe with vodka in the crust.

  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    I did a breakfast slab pie from Smitten Kitchen for my family one Christmas morning.

    https://smittenkitchen.com/2013/12/breakfast-slab-pie/

    I'd never made my own crust before and I definitely screwed it up, my mother helped me rescue it the night before because she's a culinary wizard. I did it the old fashioned hard way and I'd recommend any shortcuts that seem remotely plausible because holy crap that was a lot of work. food processor, vodka, just don't try to channel grandma on your first go and do it with your bare hands.

    It turned out amazing though. Much better than store bought crust (which is fine! it's just not as utterly delicious). Highly recommend doing a few practice runs and making crust yourself.

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Depending on the pie you could also make a graham cracker crust, those are real simple to do.

  • HollerHoller Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    I did a breakfast slab pie from Smitten Kitchen for my family one Christmas morning.

    https://smittenkitchen.com/2013/12/breakfast-slab-pie/

    I'd never made my own crust before and I definitely screwed it up, my mother helped me rescue it the night before because she's a culinary wizard. I did it the old fashioned hard way and I'd recommend any shortcuts that seem remotely plausible because holy crap that was a lot of work. food processor, vodka, just don't try to channel grandma on your first go and do it with your bare hands.

    It turned out amazing though. Much better than store bought crust (which is fine! it's just not as utterly delicious). Highly recommend doing a few practice runs and making crust yourself.

    I've made this too, and it's amazing. And in the savory vein of this format, this onion bacon galette from Huckleberry is also extremely delicious.

    I'm personally of the opinion that if you aren't making the crust from scratch, the odds of the pie being more than just okay are very low. But, I'm Very Into Pie now, after 20 years of thinking pie sucked because of limp, thin, store-bought crusts.

    So, +1 to making your own crust, +1 to the vodka method for making sure nothing gets over watered (and +1 to swapping the vodka for pear or apple brandy in autumnal fruit pies).

    Holler on
  • alltheolivealltheolive Registered User regular
    This is a favorite of mine: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/bittersweet-chocolate-pecan-pie-240605 It's easy, don't skip toasting the pecans (you can microwave the chocolate if you're careful). If you use smallish/shallowish pre-made crust, you might find that the recipe stretches to two pies without alteration.

    Freshly whipped cream without sugar really classes up a sweet pie. It's easy to prepare on the spot with a hand or stand mixer and still not difficult with just a whisk and some effort.

  • KoregKoreg Registered User regular
    Simpsonia wrote: »
    The key to a good pie crust is plain ol vodka. seriouseats.com/2015/03/science-of-pie-7-myths-that-need-to-go-away.html Down at the bottom is the cook's illustrated recipe with vodka in the crust.

    This isn't getting enough attention. My wife just switched to this recipe. Holy balls, it makes the crust so much better.

    http://www.finecooking.com/recipes/bourbon-chocolate-pecan-pie.aspx Also make this pie. It's sort of a two person pie to make though. Whipping the egg yolks while pouring the hot boiling sugar requires four hands to do safely. We've yet to come up with a better method. Though I guess we could use our KitchenAid to do it and not risk me getting third degree burns.

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  • CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    A generic recipe with a homemade crust tastes better than a fancy filling and a store-bought crust. Crust is super easy. Find a pie crust recipe, and dump a bunch of sliced fruit with lots of sugar in it.

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  • LovelyLovely Registered User regular
    ...a... a pie party...?
    That... that sounds like the greatest idea +_+ !

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    Lovely wrote: »
    ...a... a pie party...?
    That... that sounds like the greatest idea +_+ !

    I think at last count we have 22 different kinds (of sweet and savory variety) that people have commited to bring.

    I'll try to get some good pictures, including of whatever I end up making.

  • Mr ObersmithMr Obersmith Registered User regular
    Can't go wrong with apple pie. This is a family recipe. Basically a dutch shortbread cookie recipe for the crust.

    Cookies

    1¾ cups flour
    2 sticks unsalted butter
    ¾ cup sugar
    1 egg yolk
    pinch of salt
    1 tbsp. almond extract

    Place all the ingredients into a large bowl. Cut the butter into pieces. Knead all of the ingredients together until you have a workable dough ball. Press the dough into a greased 8” round cake pan. Brush to top with egg white.

    Bake at 350 degrees F, 30 minutes or until golden brown.

    Pie!

    If you want to use this to make an apple pie (and you definitely do), you can leave out the almond extract. (I don't , and I add 1tsp of corn starch to the filling. I also like to put some turbinado sugar on the top crust. To make sure there's enough dough for the crust I increase the above recipe by 1/2 when making the pie.)

    8 apples (granny smiths) peeled and sliced. Sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar to taste. Pinch of nutmeg.

    Line the bottom of an 8 inch cake pan with ½ the dough. Mold it up the sides of the pan until it reaches the top. Chill the other half of the dough
    Fill the pie shell with the apples.
    Roll out the remaining dough and cut into ½ inch strips. Lay across the pie in a lattice pattern. Crimp the edges with your fingers.
    Brush the top with egg white

    Bake at 350 for 50 minutes or until golden brown.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
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    Pie party was a huge success!

    I went with the Hoosier Pie as it seemed simple enough and it was enjoyed by all, but man was it sweet!

    Thanks for all the recipes, def planning on trying them out in the future.

  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    Yeah, small slices are very much the way to go with the Hoosier Sugar Cream, but everyone I've given it to has liked it.

    Really glad it worked out for you!

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    It's winter over there, right?

    The best pie filling in cold weather is beef. Cube up some rump, brown some onions and garlic in a splash of light olive oil, brown the beef in the pan with the onion and garlic, then add gravy and sliced mushrooms. Reduce it until it's nice and thick, put that in some flaky butter pastry, win every award ever. Next time!

  • CowSharkCowShark Registered User regular
    I'm late to the pie party, but try a French Silk Chocolate pie sometime. It's killer.

    Easy if you've got a stand mixer. Half an hour of whipping the filling if you don't, but probably still worth it.

  • LovelyLovely Registered User regular
    Kyougu wrote: »
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    Pie party was a huge success!

    I went with the Hoosier Pie as it seemed simple enough and it was enjoyed by all, but man was it sweet!

    Thanks for all the recipes, def planning on trying them out in the future.



    AAaaah! So cool! I wish I could give it more <3 's !

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