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  • simulacrumsimulacrum La da dee la dee da~ She/herRegistered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Brolo wrote: »
    Be afraid, hero. You now face TURGID ERECTUS, grand JELQMASTER of the MANGLECOCKS.

    Every time I forget that jelqing is a thing, this forum reminds me.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2016
    simulacrum wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    Be afraid, hero. You now face TURGID ERECTUS, grand JELQMASTER of the MANGLECOCKS.

    Every time I forget that jelqing is a thing, this forum reminds me.

    Such disrespect. One more word and i'll unsheathe SUSAN, my IRON-RUNED JELQWAND, and grind your cock to dust.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    simulacrum wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    Be afraid, hero. You now face TURGID ERECTUS, grand JELQMASTER of the MANGLECOCKS.

    Every time I forget that jelqing is a thing, this forum reminds me.

    Such disrespect. One more word and i'll unsheathe SUSAN, my IRON-RUNED JELQWAND, and grind your cock to dust.

    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and my co-workers think I've gone insane

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    destroy my balls

  • simulacrumsimulacrum La da dee la dee da~ She/herRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    destroy my balls

    Done

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I'm making my way through Bravely Second and I've only smashed one ball!

    Marketing made it seem like I would just be busting balls left and right, but only one to be seen

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    I'm making my way through Bravely Second and I've only smashed one ball!

    Marketing made it seem like I would just be busting balls left and right, but only one to be seen

    Luckily for you, Pip here has asked for his balls to be destroyed

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    destroy my balls

    buddy you're going to need a professional for those nuts

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    I'm making my way through Bravely Second and I've only smashed one ball!

    Marketing made it seem like I would just be busting balls left and right, but only one to be seen

    Luckily for you, Pip here has asked for his balls to be destroyed

    Okay good, let me just get my girl in this fantasy JRPG who is from the french moon base to cover this

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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Had to google jelqing

    goddamnit

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Had to google jelqing

    goddamnit

    I'm really sorry

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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Had to google jelqing

    goddamnit

    I'm really sorry

    That's okay, I didn't GIS it


    Dungeons 2 update: yeah no, the writing is all references all the time, and that's a bummer. I turned it down and listened to some podcasts. Plus, the game needs cheetah speed. Shit's waaaayyy too slow

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    I tried a raid in TSW, and basically immediately remembered that I don't like raids at all!

    Didn't you just start the game this week?

    Unless you mean a dungeon. Dungeons are for 5 players and there's one in each zone, designed for the average gear level of that area. Raids are for ten players, and while there is a raid entrance located in the first zone all raids are intended for high-geared players.

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Had to google jelqing

    goddamnit

    I've never heard that word before, but there's no way in hell I'm curious enough to google it

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    el_vicio wrote: »
    Had to google jelqing

    goddamnit

    I've never heard that word before, but there's no way in hell I'm curious enough to google it

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Yes, you are definitely missing out on getting a bigger dick with only minimal pain and scarring.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Jelq the glass rod in my dick to dust

    Do you have money? Would you like to share your money with me? I could use some. It seems crazy but crazy stuff happens all the time so who can say really. Money please.
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    if your jelqing tool isn't an official daddy longdick product what are you even doing

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I tried a raid in TSW, and basically immediately remembered that I don't like raids at all!

    Didn't you just start the game this week?

    Unless you mean a dungeon. Dungeons are for 5 players and there's one in each zone, designed for the average gear level of that area. Raids are for ten players, and while there is a raid entrance located in the first zone all raids are intended for high-geared players.

    I meant dungeon, yeah

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    damn.

    That sounds like a good deal! this sale is probably just for today huh...?

  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    I don't have a problem with any of the names in Pillars. They're names. Imo that's much preferred to hypergamey names.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I love Tyranny but the world itself does feel kind of oddly generic sometimes somehow

    Do you have money? Would you like to share your money with me? I could use some. It seems crazy but crazy stuff happens all the time so who can say really. Money please.
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I love Tyranny but the world itself does feel kind of oddly generic sometimes somehow

    it's a medieval-ish fantasy world

    it's interesting that the only non-human race is beastmen

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I was braced for some goddamn elves to show up I tell you what

    I spose elves have not yet been ruled out yet, somebody built the Oldwalls

    Do you have money? Would you like to share your money with me? I could use some. It seems crazy but crazy stuff happens all the time so who can say really. Money please.
  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    "[...]US addresses only"
    fffffff--

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    GameStop also has the deluxe edition of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided for $22.49: http://www.gamestop.com/pc/games/deus-ex-mankind-divided-digital-deluxe-edition/134031


    ...The standard edition is going for $40

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Watch as everyone tears them apart for making a statement after being torn apart for not making any statements.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I....eh we'll see what they come up with. It's going to be hard to draw me back in.

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    There's a lot in NMS I'm willing to put up with if there are compelling experiences elsewhere in it. I hope they can turn it around! (note: no matter what they do, many people will never consider them to have turned it around)

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I'll be interested to see how many components and raw materials it'll take to make a base. No doubt multiple stacks of whatever resource you always have trouble finding.

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  • DrDinosaurDrDinosaur Registered User regular
    captaink wrote: »
    I....eh we'll see what they come up with. It's going to be hard to draw me back in.

    Yeah, base building would have been a neat side activity when it launched but I have a hard time seeing it as a compelling reason to pick the game up again.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    isn't a big component of the game that you abandon the planet that you're on to another world?

    i'm not sure how a base would help you

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    isn't a big component of the game that you abandon the planet that you're on to another world?

    i'm not sure how a base would help you

    well

    your base could be a spaceship

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I can't imagine giving a shit about base building, unless that base is a spaceship that goes with you

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    base building sounds like another thing to grind for

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Anyone want a 50% off code for blood bowl 2 or a code for some free skins for the game? They came with my physical copy.

  • Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Anyone want a 50% off code for blood bowl 2 or a code for some free skins for the game? They came with my physical copy.

    I would like the skins if you don't need them.

    Edit: Got it, thank you!

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