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The [Movies] Thread: Pre-Summer Blockbuster Blockbuster Season

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    OldSlackerOldSlacker Registered User regular
    Astaereth wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    So if you have no stake in the meta arguments surrounding this film and just want to know if it's worth your while? Yeah, give it a shot, it's a pretty good sci fi action flick with some interesting themes. And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This isn't the only reason to watch Under the Skin but it certainly is one.

    The nude scenes in Under the Skin are some of the creepiest and unerotic stuff I have seen in movies in a while.
    ScarJo REALLY sells that alien-wearing-a-fake-skin look.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don't give a shit about the Conjuring movies, but I really want to see a courtroom drama about proving the existence of ghosts

    Exorcism of Emily Rose

    yeah that movie is shit

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2017
    I can't figure out how to phrase this properly, never mind

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    What, a world without sexuality?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    I'm drawn to the new Baywatch movie because of its deep themes of environmental preservation.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I'm drawn to the new Baywatch movie because of its deep themes of environmental preservation.

    It's the tits for me.

    Just kidding, nothing draws me to the film.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I'm drawn to baywatch because I think it looks legit hilarious and not even in a so bad it's good way, like, I actually think that movie could be really good

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    What, a world without sexuality?

    No.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

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    shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

    I'm not sure how to parse this. Is saying "this movie tried to appeal to my sensuality, and it succeeded" inherently objectifying?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

    Objectification means more than enjoying someone's physical looks

    And if you want to argue someone's being exploited, you're going to have to actually make that case.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

    I'm not sure I can believe that one of the most powerful actresses in Hollywood has no agency in the movies she makes.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    reVerse wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I don't give a shit about the Conjuring movies, but I really want to see a courtroom drama about proving the existence of ghosts

    Exorcism of Emily Rose

    Is a despicable little movie that turns the real life villains (priests who starved an epileptic young woman to death because they were super mega sure she's actually possessed) into a heroic figure who did the right thing because demons are real and epileptic seizures aren't. Just to spoil the ending so you don't have to support this garbage with your views, the heroic priest is technically found guilty but is sentenced to 0 days in prison because of bullshit; and the heroic priest's lawyer who starts out as an atheist finds God in the end because demons are real and therefore God is too. Oh and Emily Rose's possession was caused by God so she could be a martyr through whose death the world shall see once and for all that demons are real and so is God.
    I was disappointed by Roger Ebert's review.
    You didn't ask, but in my opinion she had psychotic epileptic disorder, but it could have been successfully treated by the psychosomatic effect of exorcism if those drugs hadn't blocked the process.

    http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-exorcism-of-emily-rose-2005

    wandering on
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Like, okay, Margot Robbie was completely uncomfortable in Suicide Squad.

    That seems like it's right there on objectification or exploitation.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Margot Robbie was also uncomfortable in Wolf of Wall Street. Which, yeah, definitely makes those scenes/movies uncomfortable to watch, and does add an element of exploitation.

    That's a different actor, in a different movie.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    reading that NYT article linked in that link, she said she weighed being naked onscreen vs working for Marty Score and even when he said she could wear a robe or cover up in that seduction scene she realized the character wouldn't do that so she went nude. And the same thing seems to appear with Harley's outfit and discussing it with Ayers. These were open lines of communication between two willing individuals, the actor and director/studio.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I think that honestly, in the movie? Johansson looks less human than the anime character does when she's not covered up

    Like, she's clearly not fleshy, the texture is wrong. She looks artificial. Fair play to whoever did that bit because they did a good job. Like I said, it's a pretty movie.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

    I'm not sure I can believe that one of the most powerful actresses in Hollywood has no agency in the movies she makes.

    Which is fine but if you believe, for instance, the marketing team chose to highlight her practically nude appearance because the mass market will appreciate the art and aesthetic qualities of her physical form, you are delusional.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited April 2017
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

    I'm not sure I can believe that one of the most powerful actresses in Hollywood has no agency in the movies she makes.

    Which is fine but if you believe, for instance, the marketing team chose to highlight her practically nude appearance because the mass market will appreciate the art and aesthetic qualities of her physical form, you are delusional.

    She's a beautiful woman and yes, sex sells.

    Doesn't mean there was anything exploitative or abusive about it.

    Just like there was probably nothing exploitative about Jason Momoa posing as Aquaman with the nips out, showing off them abs.

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    The nakedness coincides with the stealth scenes which from the anime at least happened in a few big set pieces. And also it's not even remotely a good look.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

    I'm not sure I can believe that one of the most powerful actresses in Hollywood has no agency in the movies she makes.

    Which is fine but if you believe, for instance, the marketing team chose to highlight her practically nude appearance because the mass market will appreciate the art and aesthetic qualities of her physical form, you are delusional.

    She's a beautiful woman and yes, sex sells.

    Doesn't mean there was anything exploitative or abusive about it.

    Just like there was probably nothing exploitative about Jason Momoa posing as Aquaman with the nips out, showing off them abs.

    It still objectifies women and I never said men were immune to this problem.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Unlike a human, the major isn't particularly protective or attached to her own body, which she treats like clothing, so in a way she's never really naked. Her body is actually an object.

    But the 2017 major is basically a huge Barbie doll. It's even more tame than a spy kids movie.

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    I would go on to argue that if a woman were to agree to appear nude in a film for artistic reasons, when the studios true intent is to make money by objectifying her, that is still exploitative.

    If you think this doesn't have a knock-on effect to how women are treated in our society I don't know what to tell you.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    And ScarJo is basically naked for a quarter of it, so that doesn't hurt.

    This is gross and objectifying and I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't an effective motivator to get people to watch movies.

    So, the original GiTS falls under this category as well, only there she has nipples.

    I can't wait until we can stop being so puritanical about any type of nudity or sexual things. (This goes all ways, I'm not just cis-male-ing it up)

    I know it's been said, but our movies can have violence, drug abuse, mass murder, extinction, and all kinds of horrific shit... but all it takes is some boobs or a wang and suddenly people are flipping their lids.

    I agree, though I am not "flipping my lid" just because there is "some boobs or a wang."

    Seeing an attractive person as attractive and saying it's a +1 in a visual medium isn't "gross".

    That isn't the problem. Objectification and exploitation is the problem.

    I'm not sure I can believe that one of the most powerful actresses in Hollywood has no agency in the movies she makes.

    Which is fine but if you believe, for instance, the marketing team chose to highlight her practically nude appearance because the mass market will appreciate the art and aesthetic qualities of her physical form, you are delusional.

    She's a beautiful woman and yes, sex sells.

    Doesn't mean there was anything exploitative or abusive about it.

    Just like there was probably nothing exploitative about Jason Momoa posing as Aquaman with the nips out, showing off them abs.

    It still objectifies women and I never said men were immune to this problem.

    And this is where we state that it's objectively bad for humans who enjoy seeing humans naked are wrong/bad

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I would go on to argue that if a woman were to agree to appear nude in a film for artistic reasons, when the studios true intent is to make money by objectifying her, that is still exploitative.

    If you think this doesn't have a knock-on effect to how women are treated in our society I don't know what to tell you.

    I feel like taking every sexualized instance in films and immediately shoe-horning into the "exploitation" category is helping sex stay taboo.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Many actors and actresses think absolutely nothing about getting nude in public (safely), and I'll argue that it's just a skill you pick up in acting that laymen don't have. Like how health professionals can view and interact with people of either sex and not get aroused.

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    I would go on to argue that if a woman were to agree to appear nude in a film for artistic reasons, when the studios true intent is to make money by objectifying her, that is still exploitative.

    If you think this doesn't have a knock-on effect to how women are treated in our society I don't know what to tell you.

    I feel like taking every sexualized instance in films and immediately shoe-horning into the "exploitation" category is helping sex stay taboo.

    Agreed, but I'm not doing that, if that's what you are inferring.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I feel like people should be free to say that they went to a movie just because of somebody's butt

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    TenzytileTenzytile Registered User regular
    I like butts.

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    shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    I would go on to argue that if a woman were to agree to appear nude in a film for artistic reasons, when the studios true intent is to make money by objectifying her, that is still exploitative.

    If you think this doesn't have a knock-on effect to how women are treated in our society I don't know what to tell you.

    I feel like taking every sexualized instance in films and immediately shoe-horning into the "exploitation" category is helping sex stay taboo.

    Agreed, but I'm not doing that, if that's what you are inferring.

    How are you not though? You're saying promoting a movie based on it having sexy stuff in it is inherently exploitative and harms society as a whole. So... you're against sexy stuff in movies, yeah? Seems straightforward?

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I think you guys know I could say a few words on this, but I'll keep it brief for now.

    This is very similar to the "cheesecake" argument from comics. If something/someone is put on display at the behest of a third party for reasons not textually or metatextually pertinent to the subject and/or imparting of information but for the expressed fetishization of the subject (sexual or otherwise), I think that can be said to be objectification.

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    ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2017
    I feel I should chime in, since I started this whole tangent.

    I don't feel that ScarJo's nudity in the film was in any way treated exploitatively or abusively. When she was naked, there was a narratively justifiable reason for it. It wasn't gratuitous or gross or anything.

    Truth be told, I was mostly being facetious, in that I wouldn't actually go see a movie just because it has naked people in it. There are easier and cheaper ways to see naked people! But it's also silly to pretend that, as a guy who is attracted to women, I don't enjoy seeing a super hot woman in a skin tight suit, or that ScarJo isn't super hot.

    I mean, if I'm being honest? The fact that Ryan Gosling is super hot doesn't hurt my propensity to watch all his movies, and I'm not even gay.

    So basically, I'm sorry i started this tangent, but I'm not sorry for enjoying hot women being portrayed in a non-exploitative fashion in movies.

    Edit: goddammit, autocorrect.

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    This may be inappropriate to ask on a pg-13 forum, but where do you go to see mashed people?

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Paladin wrote: »
    This may be inappropriate to ask on a pg-13 forum, but where do you go to see mashed people?

    r/long pig recipes

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    ThirithThirith Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Edit: goddammit, autocorrect.
    Based on that tangent the thread's just been on, is it any surprise that I read that as "goddammit, autoerect"?

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    The origin of the Predator from Predator - who is Jean Claude van Damme.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1GfUoB0kog

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