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sexy pokemon [chat]

simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silenceyou took to mean somethingRegistered User regular



here's some other assorted sexy pokemon for you to have uncomfortable feelings about:

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tsareena is a pokemon you get when you evolve a different pokemon while it knows the move "stomp", cementing this one for the femdom fetishists

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this is pheromosa and she's a high class bug pokemon escort who doesn't do kissing

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nidoqueen is always down to clown

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do I need to spell it out

anyway please talk about which pokemon you think is sexiest

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I was about to do a chat about Gaius Marius, a man who became consul five times in a row despite technically he should have waited ten years between each consulship

    PLA
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    what kind of list of sexy pokemon forgets this naughty girl

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Missingno obvs

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Also Charizard-Chan...

  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Tough choice between Angewomon and LadyDevimon:

    Edit: Maaaybe NSFW?

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    I was about to do a chat about Gaius Marius, a man who became consul five times in a row despite technically he should have waited ten years between each consulship

    this has nothing to do with sexy pokemon

    please read the tone of the chat and conduct yourself appropriately

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
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    lopunny seems like the beginnings of a dark path that started in gen 4

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Angewomon obvs

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I was about to do a chat about Gaius Marius, a man who became consul five times in a row despite technically he should have waited ten years between each consulship

    this has nothing to do with sexy pokemon

    please read the tone of the chat and conduct yourself appropriately

    Hence my fawning over Charizard

    P10
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    please move discussion of sexy digimon, tamagotchi, or kaiju to their respective threads

    this is the sexy pokemon chat

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    What is that tall coconut one

    That's my other vote

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  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    I was about to do a chat about Gaius Marius, a man who became consul five times in a row despite technically he should have waited ten years between each consulship

    The thing I always want to know while reading Roman history is why anyone would want to go into civil service?

    You could just go hang out with your army and be rich in Gaul or come back and get brutally murdered in Rome.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothem0n

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    What is that tall coconut one

    That's my other vote
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    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    digimon were probably sexier

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
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    alolan meowth looks like a dude who hit on me once at a gay nightclub in Tokyo

    and judging by the google image search results I am not the first person to think this

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    If you're not into ditto then you have no imagination

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothem0n

    >release

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I was about to do a chat about Gaius Marius, a man who became consul five times in a row despite technically he should have waited ten years between each consulship

    Which Pokémon did he most resemble?

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothem0n

    >release

    Pls no, just leave me with nurse jenny

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    I was about to do a chat about Gaius Marius, a man who became consul five times in a row despite technically he should have waited ten years between each consulship

    The thing I always want to know while reading Roman history is why anyone would want to go into civil service?

    You could just go hang out with your army and be rich in Gaul or come back and get brutally murdered in Rome.

    Public service was a great virtue in Republican times, until the wealth won in the Punic wars upset the balances

    rockrnger
  • simonwolfsimonwolf there was a silence you took to mean somethingRegistered User regular
    please move discussion of which consuls of Rome you think would be the sexiest if they were pokemon to its specific thread

    Apothe0sis
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    incineroar, obviously

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Holy fuck

    I just had the weirdest dream

    I won't bore y'all with the details, but the highlight was being sent to a mirror universe, sleeping with mirror-Querry, having a discussion with her over whether or not that was cheating, then later collapsing the universe and trying to figure out if we should fuse mirror- and regular-Querry's memories, basically killing regular Querry by massive alteration but letting both her and mirror version live (in a way) through their fused memories, or let mirror-Querry die and disappear completely so that regular-Querry gets to live as though nothing happened.

    We decided on the latter, then the mirror version kissed me as she dissolved from the universe reassembling.

    What the fuck

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    "dream"

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Which pokemon most resembles mirror Querry

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    "dream"

    Right, the most fucked up part was that I woke up AS THE MIRROR UNIVERSE DISSOLVED to a message from Querry

    Unconvinced I didn't just kill a universe

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
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    lopunny seems like the beginnings of a dark path that started in gen 4

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    Mega Lopunny happened when they realized they didn't give them ripped stockings like they should have.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Which pokemon most resembles mirror Querry

    Nidoqueen, duh

    surrealitycheck
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Did the mirror-universe people have goatees?

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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    And then Querry got in a transporter accident and fused with Neelix into a uniquely new and separate person and holy shit my phone keyboard auto suggested that entire sentence after "transporter accident", how many times have I said this?

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    You guys always have the weirdest dreams. When I remember my dreams it's always like "I committed some faux-pas on the forums and I was worried I'd get banned" or "I found a copy of a video game I don't have in real life lying around the house and was happy about that".

    Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Did the mirror-universe people have goatees?

    No : (

    Mirror Querry was kind of beat up in general, though - mirror-universe was... not a nice place. Flooded with sharks everywhere, food was hard to come by, prostitution to survive was common, etc. Part of the discussion at the end was mirror Querry deciding that she should die rather than inflict her memories of that hellscape on someone who'd lived in my universe, even if she didn't want to die.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    what kind of list of sexy pokemon forgets this naughty girl

    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/9/99/282Gardevoir.png/250px-282Gardevoir.png

    I feel a little bit weird that I saw this thread title and immediately read it as "Gardevoir [chat]"

    Hahnsoo1
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Last night I saw a bunch of old Nintendo shit at the Nintendo Store.

    I never knew they had a cassette drive for the NES. Or a keyboard.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    please move discussion of which consuls of Rome you think would be the sexiest if they were pokemon to its specific thread

    Speaking of Rome and Pokemon, this is a book series about descendants from the lost Roman Legion who could control Pokemon Furies.

    latest?cb=20120507234746

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    "dream"

    Right, the most fucked up part was that I woke up AS THE MIRROR UNIVERSE DISSOLVED to a message from Querry

    Unconvinced I didn't just kill a universe

    Aren't you glad we elected Hillary?

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