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Unfortunately, you usually need a [job] to survive

MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNBREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
Hey, this is the thread to talk about work. Or complain about work. Or whatever.

I don't get paid much at my current job, and I need to start looking for a new one. Unfortunately my coworker is leaving next Friday and I'm feeling really bad about starting to look, even though my boss is super understanding about my needs!

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I need to figure out what I'm doing after college. Almost certainly not going to have the GPA to get into grad school straight out of undergrad, and alas most of the job postings I'm seeing right now are either aimed at people prospecting for jobs in the next month, or summer internships which don't pay much more than basic room and board plus an absolute pittance of a stipend. The only one I've found that is a) shortly after graduation and b) paying real money is a four-month posting in Alaska, but at least it's gorgeous coastal Alaska?

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Would it be too much to ask for the official installation bracket for an accessory to a) actually be the item pictured and b) include some sort of instructions for attaching it to the device?

    Auralynx on
  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    The automatic feeder on our multifunction printer is broken, so the only option for scanning things in is manually (with the flatbed). The average document we need to scan in here is at least seven pages long.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

    I'm refusing to scan anything non-essential until they fix or replace the damned thing.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I got a new job in October and just got a promotion at the end of last week. Progress!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I got a new job in October and just got a promotion at the end of last week. Progress!

    At this rate, by mid-2017 you'll be running the place.

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    it took all day to upgrade our phone systems

    the positive upside to this is the telco closet is like

    amazing now

    and we can eliminate like 3-4 pieces of redundant hardware now that the phone system handles it

    so yay

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

    Its for a job at a thinkgeek knockoff, I dont think a report on college clubs will show I can wrote geeky blurbs

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  • Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Nothing like having three pallets in a row arrive during the stretch while all the people who are approved to operate the warehouse forklift are on hour two of what was supposed to have been a 40 minute lunch break.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Well, no phone call yesterday, so it's safe to assume I didn't get this job either.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

    Its for a job at a thinkgeek knockoff, I dont think a report on college clubs will show I can wrote geeky blurbs

    I used to work for the actual TG.

    ...send me the prompt if you want.

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

    Its for a job at a thinkgeek knockoff, I dont think a report on college clubs will show I can wrote geeky blurbs

    Write a pitch for an authentic replica of Alex Trebek's skull. Paperweight, measuring cup, cat toy and more. It's the most versatile skull on the market today. I'll take eight for $800.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    :O

    i had a job interview today

    got home

    watched west world

    hiring manager called me to say he was gonna be extending offer


    hmmm

    ohhh

    ahh

    eee

    poo
  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Surprising absolutely nobody, our annual code freeze may be more accurately described as annual code room temperature water. Enduring top brass inquiries into why this project wasn't implemented before code freeze started with "because one or more of the following external vendors dragged ass" is wearing thin.

  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I need to figure out what I'm doing after college. Almost certainly not going to have the GPA to get into grad school straight out of undergrad, and alas most of the job postings I'm seeing right now are either aimed at people prospecting for jobs in the next month, or summer internships which don't pay much more than basic room and board plus an absolute pittance of a stipend. The only one I've found that is a) shortly after graduation and b) paying real money is a four-month posting in Alaska, but at least it's gorgeous coastal Alaska?

    @Mortal Sky what's your major in/what are you looking to do?

    PSN: jfrofl
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    This time last year I was also stressing the fuck out about switching jobs

    Except last time it was leaving a job I liked with people I loved, but with a company that just laid off a bunch of people and had big organizational changes
    For one that was a big pay bump, had a cool boss also, but the work was not as interesting to me - and hasn't been the best for me

    Hopefully this one will be a both interesting and pay well?

    Gosh I hate that guilty feeling of quitting (potentially) from nice people esp since I've only been there a year and my team and boss are so nice (especially knowing I've not done the best job)
    I know not to feel guilty, but is hard for me

    poo
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

    Its for a job at a thinkgeek knockoff, I dont think a report on college clubs will show I can wrote geeky blurbs

    I used to work for the actual TG.

    ...send me the prompt if you want.

    Thats the problem, there is no prompt

    It literally just says "Send us a 1000 word writing prompt"

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

    Its for a job at a thinkgeek knockoff, I dont think a report on college clubs will show I can wrote geeky blurbs

    I used to work for the actual TG.

    ...send me the prompt if you want.

    Thats the problem, there is no prompt

    It literally just says "Send us a 1000 word writing prompt"

    Spend 1000 words describing an essay you expect them to write in order to convince you to work for them.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Also give me your salary negotiation tips!

    poo
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

    Its for a job at a thinkgeek knockoff, I dont think a report on college clubs will show I can wrote geeky blurbs

    I used to work for the actual TG.

    ...send me the prompt if you want.

    Thats the problem, there is no prompt

    It literally just says "Send us a 1000 word writing prompt"

    Write about how the fact that ThinkGeek never made good on that April Fool's gag gift of a USS Enterprise ship noise generator and how THEY'RE the real April fools for sleeping on that idea and how this site should totally scoop them on making it a real product and how I will buy one the instant they do.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Radiation wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    I need to figure out what I'm doing after college. Almost certainly not going to have the GPA to get into grad school straight out of undergrad, and alas most of the job postings I'm seeing right now are either aimed at people prospecting for jobs in the next month, or summer internships which don't pay much more than basic room and board plus an absolute pittance of a stipend. The only one I've found that is a) shortly after graduation and b) paying real money is a four-month posting in Alaska, but at least it's gorgeous coastal Alaska?

    @Mortal Sky what's your major in/what are you looking to do?

    Biology. Put food on the table and a roof over my head, and preferably in a way that keeps me on my career path of zoology and/or ecology.

  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Also give me your salary negotiation tips!


    Hold off on saying a hard number, unless its super forced. Usually the person that says a number first is the one who has the weaker negotiating stance. Also be a hard ass. You aren't desperate to leave your current job (that they know of).
    When they ask for what you make at current position, add 10% on top of that.

    Radiation on
    PSN: jfrofl
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I still have no idea what to write for this 1000 word writing prompt and frankly am terrified to start

    Ive been writing fake 200 word articles for the last 2 years of college, I don't know if I can switch gears anymore

    Just string five articles together?

    Its for a job at a thinkgeek knockoff, I dont think a report on college clubs will show I can wrote geeky blurbs

    I used to work for the actual TG.

    ...send me the prompt if you want.

    Thats the problem, there is no prompt

    It literally just says "Send us a 1000 word writing prompt"

    I think you might need to have a conversation with them that contains the phrase, "that does not mean what you think it means."

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    A week and a half til the end of the semester.

    Man it cannot get here fast enough. Not that I haven't enjoyed being back in school. But goddamn am I ready for break.

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I was thinking of just writing about how being too pandering can be a huge turn off in nerd advertising, citing arbys as a example of something that toes the line without being cringe worth

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    hardest things for me to give up when I was forced to go Gluten Free:

    1) Beer*

    2) Arbys

    *I know there is GF beer but its shit

    Al_wat on
  • RayzeRayze Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    hardest things for me to give up when I was forced to go Gluten Free:

    1) Beer*

    2) Arbys

    *I know there is GF beer but its shit

    I'm 30 minutes away from Arby's but I always hold off on having it until I visit relatives in another state. Makes it that much more worth it.


    Back on the subject of jobs, still no luck. The most I've gotten is an initial phone screening but nothing beyond that. It's really hard to make the transition from QA to Project Coordinator when you've been out of a job for five months and no one wants to give you a chance.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I was thinking of just writing about how being too pandering can be a huge turn off in nerd advertising, citing arbys as a example of something that toes the line without being cringe worth

    Arby's is fucking crushing it on social right now.

    The case studies that are going to be generated from it are going to be pretty great read throughs.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I was thinking of just writing about how being too pandering can be a huge turn off in nerd advertising, citing arbys as a example of something that toes the line without being cringe worth

    That's a genuinely good subject but now I'm suddenly thinking you should take the instructions literally and spend 1000 words creating a writing prompt for a hypothetical other person.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I want to find a better job

    but man, I feel bad for my boss

    which is silly because she's super nice and understands I want to work without such a hellish commute

    but even then

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I will feel bad about leaving this job too because my boss and team is nice

    But it's probably what is about to happen

    poo
  • RadiationRadiation Registered User regular
    Rayze wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    hardest things for me to give up when I was forced to go Gluten Free:

    1) Beer*

    2) Arbys

    *I know there is GF beer but its shit

    I'm 30 minutes away from Arby's but I always hold off on having it until I visit relatives in another state. Makes it that much more worth it.


    Back on the subject of jobs, still no luck. The most I've gotten is an initial phone screening but nothing beyond that. It's really hard to make the transition from QA to Project Coordinator when you've been out of a job for five months and no one wants to give you a chance.

    Is Arby's good? I've never really had a good experience there.
    Admittedly it was only a handful of times, in a....not nice part of a not nice part of California.

    PSN: jfrofl
  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Arby's curlies are fuckin amazing.

    I haven't been to Arby's in a decade.

    Maybe I'll go to Arby's tomorrow.

    I hear they have the meats.

  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Radiation wrote: »
    Rayze wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    hardest things for me to give up when I was forced to go Gluten Free:

    1) Beer*

    2) Arbys

    *I know there is GF beer but its shit

    I'm 30 minutes away from Arby's but I always hold off on having it until I visit relatives in another state. Makes it that much more worth it.


    Back on the subject of jobs, still no luck. The most I've gotten is an initial phone screening but nothing beyond that. It's really hard to make the transition from QA to Project Coordinator when you've been out of a job for five months and no one wants to give you a chance.

    Is Arby's good? I've never really had a good experience there.
    Admittedly it was only a handful of times, in a....not nice part of a not nice part of California.

    Apparently it really depends on who the franchisor is. I can't remember the name, but the company that runs Arby's's New York franchises is terrible, which is why Jon Stewart bashes them all the time, but the Arby's I've been on in Canada have been great. Think I also went to one in Pennsylvania once, and it was also fine.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    If my life wasn't in a state of flux? is that the right word? I'd look for a new job.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    My work is currently paying essentially 2.5x for OT this month (Yay Retailer Hell)

    Who's got two thumbs, 80 extra hours to rack up this month and no soul? This guy!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I go to Arby's almost every other weekend. I either get a roast beef sandwich or the Chicken Bacon Swiss.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    In other news the Book Club went well. After the skype call we played board games.


    Then I helped a student figure out a cast for her assignment which was modernizing Hamlet. I may have pushed her to make Prince Hamlet Michael B Jordan and have Ophelia played by John Boyega.

    Indris Elba is obviously Ghost King Hamlet.

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    Had an okay phone interview on Monday. Hoping to hear something back this week. Work hasn't exactly been going well, with a ton of people getting laid off and more people leaving in the last three months.

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