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[Hearthstone] Patches is a good card

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I need to troll through hearthpwn and save all the gold card gifs. some cards break my heart to disenchant but I want that dussssssssssssst

    almost anything with purple in it

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  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    I know he's really strong and adds another level, but I wouldn't say he's mandatory.

    Ice blocks and doom sayers I'd say are more important to freeze than T as they're part of the core.


    Otherwise I guess the only other better beginner deck to rank with is zoo.
    Always zoo.
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  • InqInq Registered User regular
    Yilias wrote: »
    I've never had issues once I got the program running. I frequently cannot get it to reach the title screen without crashing though and have to repeatedly reopen it until it works.

    I have this problem a lot, I have found it's generally related to alt-tabbing or otherwise taking the Hearthstone out of focus before the splash screen shows up.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I need to troll through hearthpwn and save all the gold card gifs. some cards break my heart to disenchant but I want that dussssssssssssst

    almost anything with purple in it

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Yilias wrote: »
    If you don't run Emperor you can't OTK Reno. Most damage you can fit in a turn for 10 mana is Roaring Torch, Roaring Torch, Frostbolt, Ice Lance, Ice Lance which is 23.

    May just have to start saving Sorcerer's Apprentice to enable those?

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Wait, so how many fucking cards do I need before I stop getting randomly stomped just because I'm getting outdrawn?

    What are good "deals" in terms of $$$ ? I already got the Welcome pack for $5. Is that it? Am I forever doomed into whale territory or being forced to play this forever just to be competitive?

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    thaurissan is what makes evolved kobold good

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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    Wait, so how many fucking cards do I need before I stop getting randomly stomped just because I'm getting outdrawn?

    What are good "deals" in terms of $$$ ? I already got the Welcome pack for $5. Is that it? Am I forever doomed into whale territory or being forced to play this forever just to be competitive?

    Those are your options, yeah. I have 7.6k wins, I've already played forever. You were probably having fun doing other stuff while I did that, it's a wash.

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    Pirate warrior playing Malchezaar.

    #rank10things

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  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Wait, so how many fucking cards do I need before I stop getting randomly stomped just because I'm getting outdrawn?

    What are good "deals" in terms of $$$ ? I already got the Welcome pack for $5. Is that it? Am I forever doomed into whale territory or being forced to play this forever just to be competitive?

    The only "deals" are some wings of the adventures that include cards that are frequently run. Unfortunately they usually spread them out through out the wings.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Holy crap when hand buffadin works it's goddamned amazing.

    I got paladin for brawl and was like "oh nooo".

    But then I got the most amazing hand ever. I think i had 35/20 on board by turn 7. With a 5/4 and a 4/3 wild pyromancer in hand. With the buff all minions at end of turn and the heal hero when attack minions out. Flanked by two 10+ hp taunts.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Wait, so how many fucking cards do I need before I stop getting randomly stomped just because I'm getting outdrawn?

    What are good "deals" in terms of $$$ ? I already got the Welcome pack for $5. Is that it? Am I forever doomed into whale territory or being forced to play this forever just to be competitive?

    I started 2/3 months ago and have spent about 100.

    Im currently rank 13, but if i'd had more time to play i could push further.

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  • cncaudatacncaudata Registered User regular
    Fake noob here (I played a ton early, never spent money, and missed all the expansions). If I'm in a spending freeze at the moment (I'll be happy to buy an adventure or 5 at some point), what's the best adventure to spend gold on opening wings (is there a handy list of which cards come from where anywhere)?

    I've also got ~3600 dust sitting around and I could very well put together something to do reasonable in the ladder with, but I am unsure of crafting patches and that change-your-hero-power guy because they'll only really be good in one thing. Considering building Pirates without those, maybe crafting Leeroy since he's in the base set. I already have a bunch of the good warrior rares... Tell me if I'm dumb.

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  • KolosusKolosus Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Anyone else seeing lots of Zoo again?

    Tried to queue dodge a Zoo Lock I just lost to and managed to get him again. Damnit.

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    So many dragon priests.

    Is it just me or does reno mage seem really bad against dragon priest? I have a tough time mustering enough aggression and controlling their boards.

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  • InqInq Registered User regular
    I have a friend who started playing about a month ago or so. I recommended to him that he not worry about BRM, TGT, and LOE because they're about to rotate out. He ended up buying Karazhan so we threw a Zoo deck together with a few hundred dust and he was able to hit rank 15 with it on his own last month. I don't know how high the limit is for a Zoo deck without Dark Peddler and Imp Gang Boss is, but at least pre-MSG it was good enough. His rank was limited more by his ability to play than the deck at least.

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  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    I watched a past broadcast of Day9 today while at work where he ran a beneath the grounds Miracle Rogue to counter all the Reno decks with pirates for the early game. I wanna build that and try that out, pretty tired of running into Reno after Reno.

  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    I just lost to the worst pirate shaman I have ever seen. God that's infuriating.

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  • MuffinatronMuffinatron Registered User regular
    cncaudata wrote: »
    Fake noob here (I played a ton early, never spent money, and missed all the expansions). If I'm in a spending freeze at the moment (I'll be happy to buy an adventure or 5 at some point), what's the best adventure to spend gold on opening wings (is there a handy list of which cards come from where anywhere)?

    I've also got ~3600 dust sitting around and I could very well put together something to do reasonable in the ladder with, but I am unsure of crafting patches and that change-your-hero-power guy because they'll only really be good in one thing. Considering building Pirates without those, maybe crafting Leeroy since he's in the base set. I already have a bunch of the good warrior rares... Tell me if I'm dumb.

    It depends on when you're thinking of buying them.

    League of Explorers has a full suite of very high quality legendaries, but it will rotate out of the Standard format when the next expansion gets released.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I need to troll through hearthpwn and save all the gold card gifs. some cards break my heart to disenchant but I want that dussssssssssssst

    almost anything with purple in it

    Vari we all love you and support you, but we think it's time you admit you have a problem.

    They're so shiny!

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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
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    Golden Shaman! Fifth class after Druid, Priest, Paladin and Mage. Just over halfway on the remaining 4 classes combined, though Hunter and Rogue are still lagging way behind (still not 60...).

    E: Also the list I was using destroys Reno but loses pretty bad to Jade druid and is a toss up against aggro and priest, so I'd rate it: bad. Still -
    2 Spirit Claws
    2 Tunnel Trogg
    1 Bloodmage Thalnos
    2 Jade Claws
    2 Maelstrom Portal
    2 Totem Golem
    2 Feral Spirit
    1 Hex
    2 Mana Tide Totem
    1 Barnes
    2 Jade Lightning
    2 Jinyu Waterspeaker
    2 Azure Drake
    1 Thunder Bluff Valiant
    1 White Eyes
    1 Aya Blackpaw
    1 Sylvanas Windrunner
    2 Thing from Below
    1 N'Zoth, the Corruptor

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  • cncaudatacncaudata Registered User regular
    cncaudata wrote: »
    Fake noob here (I played a ton early, never spent money, and missed all the expansions). If I'm in a spending freeze at the moment (I'll be happy to buy an adventure or 5 at some point), what's the best adventure to spend gold on opening wings (is there a handy list of which cards come from where anywhere)?

    I've also got ~3600 dust sitting around and I could very well put together something to do reasonable in the ladder with, but I am unsure of crafting patches and that change-your-hero-power guy because they'll only really be good in one thing. Considering building Pirates without those, maybe crafting Leeroy since he's in the base set. I already have a bunch of the good warrior rares... Tell me if I'm dumb.

    It depends on when you're thinking of buying them.

    League of Explorers has a full suite of very high quality legendaries, but it will rotate out of the Standard format when the next expansion gets released.

    This is a good point. I wonder if I mightn't be better off just trying different stuff, buying gadgetzan packs, and then picking specific things up next year. I can always buy Karazan for fun any time too.

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  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Alright, which asshole streamer was playing Jade Rogue tonight? 4 of those fuckers in a row and no wins.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Good grief paladin with this brawl is brutal. Took forever to get a win.

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  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Good grief paladin with this brawl is brutal. Took forever to get a win.

    You were getting Paladin or playing against it?

    I got my 3 wins in 3 games: Druid v Paladin on NA, Priest v Druid on EU, and then Druid v Paladin again on Asia. Both DvPs were grind-it-out near fatigue games won with Jade Idols. The other was just midrange dragon-priest rickrolling.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    hippofant wrote: »
    Good grief paladin with this brawl is brutal. Took forever to get a win.

    You were getting Paladin or playing against it?

    I got my 3 wins in 3 games: Druid v Paladin on NA, Priest v Druid on EU, and then Druid v Paladin again on Asia. Both DvPs were grind-it-out near fatigue games won with Jade Idols. The other was just midrange dragon-priest rickrolling.

    getting it.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    paladin deck is bad and should feel bad

    this brawl is fun though, blizzard really knocked it out of the part with the design and voice acting of all the gang leaders

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  • MuffinatronMuffinatron Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    paladin deck is bad and should feel bad

    this brawl is fun though, blizzard really knocked it out of the part with the design and voice acting of all the gang leaders

    Eh. I had Paladin on my first game and won. If you're willing to play it a bit slower you can stabilize quite dramatically and then threaten with some big burst through buffed Argent Horseriders.

    Getting large but cheap Taunt minions (like a 6/11 boosted Ancient of Blossoms or a 6/6 Wickerflame) out can screw up the Druid deck because it doesn't carry any real removal.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
  • GMaster7GMaster7 Goggles Paesano Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Just need two more wins for Golden Mage, and I'm suddenly losing every game. Stahp it!

    Edit: Stahp'd it. Gold life, baby!

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    forty wrote: »
    There's nothing like getting one win away from your target rank for the season that summons the terrible RNG and unwinnable matchups.
    Third time hitting 16 and 3 stars this season, and then the game throws perfect curve pirate warrior at my unlucky draw zoo warlock. Like fucking clockwork.

    Get the fuck out of rank 15, asshole.

    Edit: The game ended up with me being 1 off lethal on my last turn too, for maximum RNG Cleveland Steamer.

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  • DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Wait, so how many fucking cards do I need before I stop getting randomly stomped just because I'm getting outdrawn?

    What are good "deals" in terms of $$$ ? I already got the Welcome pack for $5. Is that it? Am I forever doomed into whale territory or being forced to play this forever just to be competitive?

    I wish I had a good answer to tell you, man.

    The fact of the matter is, Hearthstone is fucking awful for new players. It's goddamn atrocious.

    I was lucky when I started playing. I started playing back when the game itself was new, and everyone else was new, and Classic was the only set and no one had all these crazy cards yet. From there I just kept doing dailies and building up my collection steadily and it all seemed to fall in place.

    But that was then. You can't feasibly do that now, not without a metric fuckton of frustration in the meantime. I'm not gonna tell you to drop money on that game, cause that's dumb. Realistically dropping money is simply going to save you time. That's all it's gonna do. I mean, you can drop money and get all the cards you want, but that isn't necessarily mean you're gonna start crushing everyone all of a sudden.

    There's sites that have budget decks out there that are pretty decently constructed. There's aggro decks that exist that contain no legendaries, no epics, and only a few rares and are still like top tier decks (Zoo Warlock, old school Aggro Warrior). In general I would actually recommend Aggro decks for new players, simply because they're cheap, fast, and effective, and they'll let you play on an even playing field with the Big Boys. Maybe Aggro isn't the style of deck you actually want to play, but it's something feasible in the short term.

    Like I said, I wish I had something better to tell you. This game is awful for new players. If you wanna try and stick it out despite that, look up some budget decks. Or ask people in the thread, I'm sure someone can try and hook you up with one.

    Edit: Oh fuck me I forgot to actually link stuff huh. Okay so Hearthpwn is where I usually go. Specifically, here's a list of budget decks as of the current patch: http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks?filter-search=budget&filter-build=31&filter-deck-tag=1

    You can filter according to dust cost, rating, and views and stuff too. Some of them are still a wee bit expensive though (500-600 dust). But I'm sure there's substitutes for some of those. Just ask if you need help subbing out a card you don't have.

    If you want I can try and whip up a couple budget decks using only the Basic cards. There's definitely effective decks that can be made with those. A lot of it really does just come down to having the right kind of deck. Like you can play Druid with shit like Chillwind Yetis and Boulderfist Ogres and still make that work because you're still dropping efficient minions on curve.

    I'll whip up a few tomorrow.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I need to troll through hearthpwn and save all the gold card gifs. some cards break my heart to disenchant but I want that dussssssssssssst

    almost anything with purple in it

    I still regret dusting my gold Bilefin murloc. He summoned a slime that wiggled and danced in time to the background music.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    forty wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    There's nothing like getting one win away from your target rank for the season that summons the terrible RNG and unwinnable matchups.
    Third time hitting 16 and 3 stars this season, and then the game throws perfect curve pirate warrior at my unlucky draw zoo warlock. Like fucking clockwork.

    Get the fuck out of rank 15, asshole.

    Edit: The game ended up with me being 1 off lethal on my last turn too, for maximum RNG Cleveland Steamer.
    And attempt number 4 is thwarted by a Reno priest with all the fucking trimmings. Raza into Dragonfire Potion into Chillmaw. Unwinnable. (Edit: Turn 8 was Cabaling my lone Imp Gang Boss to add insult to a pile of manure).

    I just want my fucking rare for the season, Blizzard. You can stop with the bullshit matchmaking now.

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  • TeriferinTeriferin Registered User regular
    edited December 2016
    forty wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    There's nothing like getting one win away from your target rank for the season that summons the terrible RNG and unwinnable matchups.
    Third time hitting 16 and 3 stars this season, and then the game throws perfect curve pirate warrior at my unlucky draw zoo warlock. Like fucking clockwork.

    Get the fuck out of rank 15, asshole.

    Edit: The game ended up with me being 1 off lethal on my last turn too, for maximum RNG Cleveland Steamer.
    And attempt number 4 is thwarted by a Reno priest with all the fucking trimmings. Raza into Dragonfire Potion into Chillmaw. Unwinnable. (Edit: Turn 8 was Cabaling my lone Imp Gang Boss to add insult to a pile of manure).

    I just want my fucking rare for the season, Blizzard. You can stop with the bullshit matchmaking now.

    They want you to earn it.
    That is rough, though. Keep plugging away!

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Teriferin wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    There's nothing like getting one win away from your target rank for the season that summons the terrible RNG and unwinnable matchups.
    Third time hitting 16 and 3 stars this season, and then the game throws perfect curve pirate warrior at my unlucky draw zoo warlock. Like fucking clockwork.

    Get the fuck out of rank 15, asshole.

    Edit: The game ended up with me being 1 off lethal on my last turn too, for maximum RNG Cleveland Steamer.
    And attempt number 4 is thwarted by a Reno priest with all the fucking trimmings. Raza into Dragonfire Potion into Chillmaw. Unwinnable. (Edit: Turn 8 was Cabaling my lone Imp Gang Boss to add insult to a pile of manure).

    I just want my fucking rare for the season, Blizzard. You can stop with the bullshit matchmaking now.

    They want you to earn it.
    That is rough, though. Keep plugging away!
    Well, final boss #5 was some weird form of token druid. He had eggs and buffs. His hand must have been clunky, because I dominated the board and he conceded turn 6. Yay. Rare card rank achieved for the season.

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    Why do these twitch clips always have super weird url names?

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    edited December 2016
    Coinage wrote: »

    Why do these twitch clips always have super weird url names?

    It's a random combination of keywords selected from a long list, supposed to create readable URLs unlike, say, youtube's random smattering of characters. It's likely based on gfycat's system, like gfycat.com/nippykindlangur.

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  • GMaster7GMaster7 Goggles Paesano Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »

    Why do these twitch clips always have super weird url names?

    They use a random name generator that pulls from a dictionary list of adjectives, nouns, etc.

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  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Basically this:

    https://xkcd.com/936/

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