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  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I guess that still counts as a POV hat

    basically yeah.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
  • donavannjdonavannj Registered User regular
    ... that actually makes some sense.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    on modern joysticks that trackball is a little nib on the top usually, somewhat triangular, that rotates the view where you point it

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    on modern joysticks that trackball is a little nib on the top usually, somewhat triangular, that rotates the view where you point it

    not useful in an fps that way though.

    As a bonus the Panther XL fits perfectly in your lap and is super comfortable to use.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
    bowen
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Entaru wrote: »
    Pantherxl.jpg

    The only time a trackball was ever worth anything.

    Holy hell is that phallic.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    wut

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Seidkona
  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    I don't have one huge red ball and if you do you might want to get that looked at.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
    jungleroomxMvrckiTunesIsEvilShadowfireschussCogDonovan PuppyfuckerEcho
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Entaru wrote: »
    Pantherxl.jpg

    The only time a trackball was ever worth anything.

    Holy hell is that phallic.

    Joystick. I mean.

    JOY STICK.

    jungleroomx
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    why not take a ride on a disco stick

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    jungleroomx
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    bowen wrote: »
    I really need a new joystick

    I wish they had force feedback ones still.

    I have a Saitek x52 HOTAS and it's super sweet.

    Amusingly, it shows up in movies all the goddamn time cause it looks all futuristic or something. In Avatar the guys who drive the remote control bulldozers are using them.

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    Cog on
    bowenDonovan Puppyfucker
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    neat, I see it has rudder control, I'm half and half between twisting and foot pedals for that twisting is hard to do when you're doing other joystick motions I've noticed

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    The twisting is nice when you lack pedals. You can lock the twist for when you get pedals.

  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Update:

    System is clean AF. Ran MBAM Chameleon and it did the trick (thanks!). Nice program!

    Servers are quote "running better than they have in years!", asked me if I could put together a bit of training for her to get down security basics or if I could recommend a good resource. I did both and put a Security+ study guide link on there for her. I will always help people who want to help themselves.

    The lady I've been working with (not the one who put the coupon shit on there) has been really cool about it, extremely empathetic, and very down to earth.

    She said today she was probably going to fire the mom and pop company that's been administrating their machines locally because of this mess, and they fired the person who installed the coupon thing. Yeah, she told me (in not so many words).

    I'm glad that worked. MBAM Chameleon is my go to for a lot of the nastier stuff, though I haven't needed it recently. Most of what I've been seeing lately has been stuff like DNSUnlocker, which is easily cleared up by running normal MBAM in safe mode.

    WiiU: Windrunner ; Guild Wars 2: Shadowfire.3940 ; PSN: Bradcopter
    jungleroomx
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Update:

    System is clean AF. Ran MBAM Chameleon and it did the trick (thanks!). Nice program!

    Servers are quote "running better than they have in years!", asked me if I could put together a bit of training for her to get down security basics or if I could recommend a good resource. I did both and put a Security+ study guide link on there for her. I will always help people who want to help themselves.

    The lady I've been working with (not the one who put the coupon shit on there) has been really cool about it, extremely empathetic, and very down to earth.

    She said today she was probably going to fire the mom and pop company that's been administrating their machines locally because of this mess, and they fired the person who installed the coupon thing. Yeah, she told me (in not so many words).

    I'm glad that worked. MBAM Chameleon is my go to for a lot of the nastier stuff, though I haven't needed it recently. Most of what I've been seeing lately has been stuff like DNSUnlocker, which is easily cleared up by running normal MBAM in safe mode.

    I miss safe mode.

  • BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    Entaru wrote: »
    Pantherxl.jpg

    The only time a trackball was ever worth anything.

    Lies

  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    Bigity wrote: »
    Entaru wrote: »
    Pantherxl.jpg

    The only time a trackball was ever worth anything.

    Lies

    You're just one of the unbelievers. I'm sorry you never understood it's glory.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Entaru wrote: »
    Bigity wrote: »
    Entaru wrote: »
    Pantherxl.jpg

    The only time a trackball was ever worth anything.

    Lies

    You're just one of the unbelievers. I'm sorry you never understood it's glory.

    That controller is bad and you should feel bad.

    wunderbar
  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    Entaru wrote: »
    Bigity wrote: »
    Entaru wrote: »
    Pantherxl.jpg

    The only time a trackball was ever worth anything.

    Lies

    You're just one of the unbelievers. I'm sorry you never understood it's glory.

    That controller is bad and you should feel bad.

    Your loss. I am just sad they don't make one compatible with anything modern.

    I happened to enjoy it quite a bit.

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    I just logged into a Windows XP Service Pack 2 machine.

    The conversation may or may not have ended with my suggestion to take the box out back and shoot it. I need a shower.

    SeidkonajungleroomxBigity
  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    That is amazing.

    XBL: thewunderbar PSN: thewunderbar NNID: thewunderbar Steam: wunderbar87 Twitter: wunderbar
    jungleroomx
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Dude, I worked on an XP SP1 machine on Monday. They just "really want it to last one more year before they spend the money on a new computer".

    I'm like.... You realize you just paid for me to work on resuscitating it for 3 hours to get it running again and that would have mostly paid for a brand new computer... right..?

    SeidkonaRandomHajilea5ehren
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Pfft. Amateurs. I still have to support a Windows 95 box.

    I told them once it dies, it's dead and I'm not putting any effort into making it work again.

    Bendery It Like BeckhamBigity
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    windows 95

    why

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    jungleroomxBigity
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    windows 95

    why

    Couldn't find the WinME disks.

    AiouawunderbarRandomHajileBigityDonovan Puppyfucker
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I can't think of anything that works in 95 that wouldn't work in XP at least, outside of some esoteric driver hardware written for 9x and 9x only.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Pfft. Amateurs. I still have to support a Windows 95 box.

    I told them once it dies, it's dead and I'm not putting any effort into making it work again.

    I'm fairly certain one of my coworkers has a client with an NT 4 box. Whenever it has to be rebooted they don The Robe, burn some sage, recite the unholy incantations and kill a goat.

    Bigity
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    the oldest I've touched professionally is win2k

    hell I long into that thing at least once a week to reset passwords by manually copy/pasting hashes in an MS SQL table

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    bowen wrote: »
    windows 95

    why

    Some archaic DOS-based software for programming 30 year old alarm panels.

    I can't even put it on a VM because the required 2400 baud modem won't pass data properly between the host machine and the VM. I also can't emulate it with DOSBox or something similar.

    I used to have to power off the machine and whip out the IDE to USB adapter and simply copy the entire contents of the drive (a massive 2GB, I think) to make backups. I've long since stopped doing that and informed my boss it's not possible to get replacement parts and when it dies, we can no longer support our clients who've so far refused to update their hardware.

    It took me like 4 conversations with him to make him realize it was time to stop supporting such old systems. If clients refuse to upgrade, that's on them. I think 30+ year old hardware has served its purpose. It's time to upgrade, costs be damned.

    SeñorAmor on
    Bigity
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    That sounds like a challenge.

    I'd love to try and get that working with a VM.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    It may have worked years ago before telcos started switching everything to digital, but the security industry is so far behind in communications technology, it's staggering.

    Modern panels still have 2400 baud phone connections. If you're lucky enough to get a panel with an ethernet connection, it's 10mbit and still only an analog to digital converter so communication is still limited to 2400bps.

    The constant conversion between analog and digital and back wreaks havoc for reliable data transfer, both when trying to report an alarm (like a burglary alarm) and when trying to do remote programming to the panel.

    Shit, the #1 programming software for Honeywell alarm panels still doesn't support the scrollwheel on mice.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    it's a serial modem right?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    At 2400 i think it'd have to be.

  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    And I would totally tell those clients that I refuse to have anything to do with or in any way be responsible for that pile of shit anymore. As far as I'm concerned there is a void in the universe where that machine sits. Alarm panels? Modem? What the fuck are you talking about?

    bowenSeidkona
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    you can step down most 56k to 2400 baud if you need to, usually

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    And I would totally tell those clients that I refuse to have anything to do with or in any way be responsible for that pile of shit anymore. As far as I'm concerned there is a void in the universe where that machine sits. Alarm panels? Modem? What the fuck are you talking about?

    One should be able to create the VM, pass serial back out at 2400, that's unusually slow, a VM should have 0 problems keeping up with it. Assuming the software that needs it can be run in the VM. Hell worst case run Windows 9x in a VM at that point.

    That's the sort of challenge I 100% would love to do at a job.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Seidkona
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    It would be fun enough if that sort of challenge was your only job and you had reasonable time and resource expectations for completion and no other pressing duties.

    Unfortunately you know that if you had that sort of challenge it would be on top of 20 other looming deadlines with a shoestring budget and someone asking you every other day why you haven't fixed it yet.

    bowenSeidkonaThat_GuyShadowfireRandomHajile
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    yeah that's the kind of thing you need 2-3 weeks to probably get resolved and working and 100% documented

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Companies with the luxury of letting you fuck around with that sort of pet project have the resources to not be relying on decrepit shitty old hardware in the first place.

    bowenSeñorAmorSeidkonaRandomHajileDonovan Puppyfucker
  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    Cog wrote: »
    At 2400 i think it'd have to be.

    USB 3.0.

    Edit:
    Firewire (sounds better)

    It was fun getting that to work in Windows 95, let me tell you.

    SeñorAmor on
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    how in the..

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    CogSeidkona
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